Tot's Perfect Date
***I do not own Weiss Kreuz***
***Everyone is at their big home, all together. Schrient is currently downstairs in the living room with a video cam-corder, some lights, a make- up station, pod (holds up video camera), and a regular living room lay-out (furniture, desk, fireplace, etc.)***
Tot: Are you sure this is going to work out all right?
Hell: What's the worst that could happen?
Neu: Come on, atleast think on the bright side...
Tot: And that is?
Schoen: Farfello can't possibly screw this up!!
Schrient: Hahaha...
Tot: So how's this going to work?
Yohji: Whatcha guys doing?
Ken: What's with all the lights?
Aya: And all the make-up?!
Yohji: You don't have to get all dressed up for me.. ^_^
Tot: ITS NOT FOR YOU!!!
Aya: O_O Farfello?
Hell: Hell no!!!
Schoen: We convinced Tot to do one of those dating videos..
Tot: Yea...
Ken: You mean the one's where you make a video describing what you look for in a man or woman, and you get set up on the perfect date??
Tot: *twirls umbrella* Yep!
Yohji: Goodluck!
Hell: She's going to be fine with use helping her...
Schoen: Yep nothing could go wrong..
Neu: You almost ready Tot?
Tot: *still twirling umbrella* I'm going to be a star...
Yohji: You know I like making movies.. ^_^
Hell: Don't even start...
Ken: What type of movies?
Yohji: I'm glad that you asked...well.. ^_^
Schoen: *slaps Yohji* I don't want to hear about your sick movies..
Yohji: *_* *giant red mark on his right cheek*
Neu: Much better...
Ken: Remind me to never ask that again..
Tot: I look so beautiful... *^_^* *powdering nose*
Aya: Mind if we watch?
Hell: Go ahead...
Omi: What smells??
Nagi: Eeooouuu.. Smells like Yohji's going on another date..
Omi: Another failed Date.. ^_^
Yohji: *_* Bite me..
Nagi: Looks like someone got slapped...
Omi: Hehe..
Nagi: What's with the mess?
Hell: Tot's doing one of those dating videos.
Omi: Can we help?
Nagi: YAY! We get to help..
Neu: Sure, you can take care of the lights..
Omi: Yay!
Nagi: We're going to make a video..
Yohji: You know I once made a..
Hell: Ha-yah! *Trys to slap Yohji*
Yohji: *ducks* HA! You missed!
Schoen: Take this!! *Knocks Yohji up-side the head*
Yohji: o_X ... *has a bump on his forehead, now red*
Schuldig: What smells?
Crawford: I think Yohji's going on another date..
Schuldig: ^_^ No wonder they all run..
Crawford: And seem to all turn gay...
Yohji: That's not funny!!
Schuldig: Looks like someone got slapped...
Crawford: Aww.. poor Yohji gets abused..
Aya: *helping Tot with make-up* Quiet, we're going to make a video..
Yohji: Yea!!
Hell: *turns to look at Yohji and raises hand* Shut-up already!!
Yohji: *_* yep mam...
Omi: Like a dog..
Nagi: A trained dog..
Schuldig: What for?
Neu: For one of those Dating Videos..
Crawford: *slicks back hair* Cool, can I help?
Schuldig: Me to!!
Schoen: Sure, Crawford you adjust the scene...
Schuldig: And me?
Tot: You can take care of look-out duty..
Aya: Look-out duty?
Ken: For?!
Hell: For Farfello!!!
Everyone: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH....
Ken: *setting up the pod and camera* Almost done..
Tot: ^_^ *striking poses* I'm ready...
Aya: All set with make-up!
Yohji: All set with staying out of the way!
Schuldig: No Farfello..
Crawford: Furniture all done..
Omi: Lights are all..
Nagi: Perfect and set...
Hell: All's working..
Neu: For this great...
Schoen: Production!!
Farfello: Hi!!! ^_^
Schuldig: AH!
Crawford: UM.. Farfello... hi..
Ken: Why don't you..
Tot: Get the hell out of my video..
Farfello: Video???
Hell: Damn it!!
Farfello: Damn it?
Neu: Will someone shut him up!!!
Yohji: I will..
Farfello: ^_^ Smells like Yohji's on a date...
Yohji: Go to hell...
Omi: ...O beautifull...
Nagi: That would be me *^_^*
Tot: Shut-up!!!
Yohji: Yes, we need to get in, I mean.. watch Tot's video..
Farfello: Can I help?
Everyone but Farfello: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Crawford: *pushed glasses up* I have an idea..
Aya: What is it?
Yohji: Please let it not involve..
Farfello: Yohji getting slapped!!
Nagi: You look good in that out...
Omi: *put on a blonde wig* Hehe..
Tot: Lets start...
Schuldig: Crawford!!!
Crawford: Farfello, you can help, but not saying a word, in fact you can do sign langauge...
Everyone but Crawford and Farfello: HE CAN DO WHAT???
Schuldig: Rather ingenious..
Crawford: What would you do without me?
Hell: Probably replace you with a monkey..
Crawford: A monkey?!
Omi: I think red hair is better...
Nagi: Your right.. *puts on red-haired wig*
Ken: Not just any monkey...
Aya: A monkey that would be wearing a suit..
Yohji: With glasses...
Tot: Hehe..
Neu: People, the camera!!!
Hell: Well it can't be that bad...
Schoen: It's been recording this entire thing!!!
Schuldig: I hear it adds 50 pounds..
Crawford: MAYBE FOR A MONKEY!!!
Farfello: *doing hand signal in the background* Hehe...
Tot: We'll just start now..
Nagi: I think I prefer the blond, red heds are stupid..
Aya: I resent that!!!
Yohji: Haha..
Ken: Shut-up monkey butt!!
Crawford: Why don't you all just..
Hell: turn the camera off!!!!
Neu: We can start right now, everyone shut-up!!!
Omi: *grabs a dress* I wonder...
Farfello: *doing the wave in the background* WWWWWWEEEEEEeeeee....
Schoen: Well, the lady who's looking for a man is Tot..
Hell: Isn't she beautiful..
Schuldig: Unlike a monkey..
Tot: SHUT-up!!!
Everyone but Tot: O_O
Tot: *takes a seat* Now, I'm Tot. I'm looking for a sensative...
Schuldig: Monkey!!!
Crawford: You'll die for that!! *Pulls out gun*
Hell: No monkey jokes...
Crawford: Yes, thank you..
Hell: More like someone like a lizard..
Omi: *wearing a blue dress* Do I look fat in this?
Nagi: *drops the light* *wearing a night-gown* I look pretty...
Yohji: You too are sick..
Hell: *backhands Yohji* Shut-up!! Your ruining this..
Tot: Someone who has..
Ken: Glasses...
Neu: Wait, what??
Schoen: Glasses?
Schuldig: A monkey with glasses!!
Yohji: *now has a red mark on both cheeks* Ugh... x_X
Aya: I wonder.. *starts putting make-up on Yohji*
Farfello: *doing a weird dance* Lala...la...lala..la..la..
Neu: What is that?
Farfello: Sign Langauge?!
Schoen: That's not it..
Hell: Great if he's deaf, he won't know what the hell is going on...
Ken: Hehe.. look at Yohji..
Schuldig: Plus he has to be able to scratch his own butt!!
Crawford: Ugh, your sick..
Schuldig: You can't scratch your own butt... ^_^
Crawford: Can too!!!
Nagi: *has fake-breasts on* Ouuuhh.. lala...
Omi: *wearing women's panties on his head* Hehe.. I am captain..
Schuldig: You can't scratch your butt..
Crawford: I can too!!!!
Schuldig: Liar!!!
Ken: Hehe.. Yohji..
Yohji: *begining to look like a woman with face-make-up* X_x....
Aya: A little of this..
Ken: Hehe..
Tot: He has to be sensitive..
Hell: And he has to be able to not talk back!!!
Schoen: Plus he's an animal in the sack..
Tot: *^_^* Hehe..
Neu: Gggrr...
Hell: Hahaha..
Yohji: *now getting his nails done* x_x...
Aya: I think a little of more green here.. and..
Farfello: *On a pogo stick, accidently mooning the camera* lala..la.la...lala...
Omi: I don't think C-cup fits me...
Nagi: *holding large fake breasts* How bout these...
Omi: I like them apples...
Nagi: ^_^ Hehe.. apples...
Crawford: I can too!!!
Schuldig: Can not, your joking..
Crawford: -^_^- I can tooo!!!
Schuldig: Prove it!!
Crawford: Not a chance..
Schuldig: Chicken.. Bock...bock..bock.. *flapping arms like a chicken*
Farfello: *imitating Schuldig* Bock...bock...
Tot: He has to be somewhat hairy...
Hell: Hehe.. hairy..
Neu: Cuddily...
Schoen: And cute! Don't forget cute!!
Tot: ^_^
Omi: *now is in full drag (breasts and all) , trying on high-heels* I look like a Spice girl..
Nagi: *in drag (large breasts and all)* I want to be a spice girl..
Omi: Which one?
Nagi: I want to be Drag-queen spice..
Omi: I'll be Bitchy Spice!!
Nagi: Thats a good one..
Yohji: Ox_xO. .. *huge lobed ear-rings on ears, make-up, finger-nails done, and is getting toe-nails done*
Aya: I think I should be an artist..
Ken: Yea, flourist doesn't really push out limits any more..
Farfello: *Break-dancing* Yahoo...
Crawford: I'm not chicken!!!
Schuldig: Bock..bock..
Crawford: Fine i'll do it!!!
Tot: Soft.. Gentle..
Hell: Sweet charming..
Neu: Knows how to listen..
Schoen: Treats her like a woman..
Tot: Warm...
Hell: Sleeps like a baby..
Schoen: Doesn't smell like a human..
Neu: And not female..
Schoen: Yea, literally...
Tot: *twirls umbrella* Always there for me, and has a great smile..
Schoen: Will hold your hand in public..
Neu: Hugs you whenever you want...
Hell: Fuzzy...
Neu: Knows hod to do chores..
Schoen: Smart..
Tot: Does tricks..
Neu: Will not transform..
Hell: Or betray you..
Tot: Thats pretty much it..
Farfello: *running into everything* Haha.. wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Tot: *hand to head* What an idiot..
Omi: *stand in front of camera* I am Bitchy Spice!!! *Kicks in the air and fall down* Ouch! My butt..
Nagi: *in front of camera* I am Drag-queen Spice!! Be hold the power of my... aaahahhhhh.. *falls over on top of Omi*
Aya: DONE!!!!
Ken: It's perfect!!!
Yohji: -Ox_xO- Oo--oO
Ken: Awww...
Yohji: *has one women's clothes, make-up, fake ear-rings, toe-nails and finger-nails are green, has fake breasts, and red lip stick* WHAT THE HELL??
Farfello: He looks like a she.. ?!
Ken: Hahaha.. Your genius Aya!
Aya: Another job well done by Weiss!
Yohji: Your all going to die!!!!! *Runs after Aya and Ken who jump across the room* Your all going to die for this... oohh noo... *runs into camera which swings and hits the ground* (-X_X-) O--O -//--------\\-
Aya: Haha...
Ken: Hahaha...
Tot: *swing umbrella at both* YOU RUINED IT!!!
Aya: X_X
Ken: X_X
Farfello: *picks up camera as Schrient is pissed off and all are beating up Omi, Nagi, Aya, Ken, Yohji* Hehe.. this concludes the dating video of Tot..
Crawford: *stands in front of camera and scratches butt* SEE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!!
Schuldig: Haha...
Crawford: *pulls out gun* You double-crossing bastard!!!!
Farfello: *smiling in front of camera while Crawford hunts down Schuldig* This has been a Farfello: Hurt God Productions, remember, Hurt God!! ^_-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~4-6 Weeks later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Scene is a nice resturant, Tot is sitting with Perfect Date** Tot: So... Um.. all worked out I guess...
Perfect Date: Mmm..
Tot: Well your everything I asked for..
Perfect Date: *shakes head* ^_^
Tot: I guess you are my perfect date...
Perfect Date: *^_^*
Tot: What do you think?
Perfect Date: *is a monkey wearing a suit and glasses and scratching butt* Ooouuuhhh..ooouuuuhhh... ooouuuuhhh..
Tot: Damn you guys...
Monkey: *reaches for Tot's hand and they both walk out, while people stare* Oouuuhhh...
Tot: ^_^ Least it's not Farfello...
Next: One Hell of a Night
~Author's Note: I'm sorry about the last line, no offense to Farfello, I luv the "Farfello: Hurt God Production" thing.. Like I said, I can't diss the Farf, gotta love the Farf!!~ ~I'd appreciate all your comments, so Read and Review!!!~
***Everyone is at their big home, all together. Schrient is currently downstairs in the living room with a video cam-corder, some lights, a make- up station, pod (holds up video camera), and a regular living room lay-out (furniture, desk, fireplace, etc.)***
Tot: Are you sure this is going to work out all right?
Hell: What's the worst that could happen?
Neu: Come on, atleast think on the bright side...
Tot: And that is?
Schoen: Farfello can't possibly screw this up!!
Schrient: Hahaha...
Tot: So how's this going to work?
Yohji: Whatcha guys doing?
Ken: What's with all the lights?
Aya: And all the make-up?!
Yohji: You don't have to get all dressed up for me.. ^_^
Tot: ITS NOT FOR YOU!!!
Aya: O_O Farfello?
Hell: Hell no!!!
Schoen: We convinced Tot to do one of those dating videos..
Tot: Yea...
Ken: You mean the one's where you make a video describing what you look for in a man or woman, and you get set up on the perfect date??
Tot: *twirls umbrella* Yep!
Yohji: Goodluck!
Hell: She's going to be fine with use helping her...
Schoen: Yep nothing could go wrong..
Neu: You almost ready Tot?
Tot: *still twirling umbrella* I'm going to be a star...
Yohji: You know I like making movies.. ^_^
Hell: Don't even start...
Ken: What type of movies?
Yohji: I'm glad that you asked...well.. ^_^
Schoen: *slaps Yohji* I don't want to hear about your sick movies..
Yohji: *_* *giant red mark on his right cheek*
Neu: Much better...
Ken: Remind me to never ask that again..
Tot: I look so beautiful... *^_^* *powdering nose*
Aya: Mind if we watch?
Hell: Go ahead...
Omi: What smells??
Nagi: Eeooouuu.. Smells like Yohji's going on another date..
Omi: Another failed Date.. ^_^
Yohji: *_* Bite me..
Nagi: Looks like someone got slapped...
Omi: Hehe..
Nagi: What's with the mess?
Hell: Tot's doing one of those dating videos.
Omi: Can we help?
Nagi: YAY! We get to help..
Neu: Sure, you can take care of the lights..
Omi: Yay!
Nagi: We're going to make a video..
Yohji: You know I once made a..
Hell: Ha-yah! *Trys to slap Yohji*
Yohji: *ducks* HA! You missed!
Schoen: Take this!! *Knocks Yohji up-side the head*
Yohji: o_X ... *has a bump on his forehead, now red*
Schuldig: What smells?
Crawford: I think Yohji's going on another date..
Schuldig: ^_^ No wonder they all run..
Crawford: And seem to all turn gay...
Yohji: That's not funny!!
Schuldig: Looks like someone got slapped...
Crawford: Aww.. poor Yohji gets abused..
Aya: *helping Tot with make-up* Quiet, we're going to make a video..
Yohji: Yea!!
Hell: *turns to look at Yohji and raises hand* Shut-up already!!
Yohji: *_* yep mam...
Omi: Like a dog..
Nagi: A trained dog..
Schuldig: What for?
Neu: For one of those Dating Videos..
Crawford: *slicks back hair* Cool, can I help?
Schuldig: Me to!!
Schoen: Sure, Crawford you adjust the scene...
Schuldig: And me?
Tot: You can take care of look-out duty..
Aya: Look-out duty?
Ken: For?!
Hell: For Farfello!!!
Everyone: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH....
Ken: *setting up the pod and camera* Almost done..
Tot: ^_^ *striking poses* I'm ready...
Aya: All set with make-up!
Yohji: All set with staying out of the way!
Schuldig: No Farfello..
Crawford: Furniture all done..
Omi: Lights are all..
Nagi: Perfect and set...
Hell: All's working..
Neu: For this great...
Schoen: Production!!
Farfello: Hi!!! ^_^
Schuldig: AH!
Crawford: UM.. Farfello... hi..
Ken: Why don't you..
Tot: Get the hell out of my video..
Farfello: Video???
Hell: Damn it!!
Farfello: Damn it?
Neu: Will someone shut him up!!!
Yohji: I will..
Farfello: ^_^ Smells like Yohji's on a date...
Yohji: Go to hell...
Omi: ...O beautifull...
Nagi: That would be me *^_^*
Tot: Shut-up!!!
Yohji: Yes, we need to get in, I mean.. watch Tot's video..
Farfello: Can I help?
Everyone but Farfello: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Crawford: *pushed glasses up* I have an idea..
Aya: What is it?
Yohji: Please let it not involve..
Farfello: Yohji getting slapped!!
Nagi: You look good in that out...
Omi: *put on a blonde wig* Hehe..
Tot: Lets start...
Schuldig: Crawford!!!
Crawford: Farfello, you can help, but not saying a word, in fact you can do sign langauge...
Everyone but Crawford and Farfello: HE CAN DO WHAT???
Schuldig: Rather ingenious..
Crawford: What would you do without me?
Hell: Probably replace you with a monkey..
Crawford: A monkey?!
Omi: I think red hair is better...
Nagi: Your right.. *puts on red-haired wig*
Ken: Not just any monkey...
Aya: A monkey that would be wearing a suit..
Yohji: With glasses...
Tot: Hehe..
Neu: People, the camera!!!
Hell: Well it can't be that bad...
Schoen: It's been recording this entire thing!!!
Schuldig: I hear it adds 50 pounds..
Crawford: MAYBE FOR A MONKEY!!!
Farfello: *doing hand signal in the background* Hehe...
Tot: We'll just start now..
Nagi: I think I prefer the blond, red heds are stupid..
Aya: I resent that!!!
Yohji: Haha..
Ken: Shut-up monkey butt!!
Crawford: Why don't you all just..
Hell: turn the camera off!!!!
Neu: We can start right now, everyone shut-up!!!
Omi: *grabs a dress* I wonder...
Farfello: *doing the wave in the background* WWWWWWEEEEEEeeeee....
Schoen: Well, the lady who's looking for a man is Tot..
Hell: Isn't she beautiful..
Schuldig: Unlike a monkey..
Tot: SHUT-up!!!
Everyone but Tot: O_O
Tot: *takes a seat* Now, I'm Tot. I'm looking for a sensative...
Schuldig: Monkey!!!
Crawford: You'll die for that!! *Pulls out gun*
Hell: No monkey jokes...
Crawford: Yes, thank you..
Hell: More like someone like a lizard..
Omi: *wearing a blue dress* Do I look fat in this?
Nagi: *drops the light* *wearing a night-gown* I look pretty...
Yohji: You too are sick..
Hell: *backhands Yohji* Shut-up!! Your ruining this..
Tot: Someone who has..
Ken: Glasses...
Neu: Wait, what??
Schoen: Glasses?
Schuldig: A monkey with glasses!!
Yohji: *now has a red mark on both cheeks* Ugh... x_X
Aya: I wonder.. *starts putting make-up on Yohji*
Farfello: *doing a weird dance* Lala...la...lala..la..la..
Neu: What is that?
Farfello: Sign Langauge?!
Schoen: That's not it..
Hell: Great if he's deaf, he won't know what the hell is going on...
Ken: Hehe.. look at Yohji..
Schuldig: Plus he has to be able to scratch his own butt!!
Crawford: Ugh, your sick..
Schuldig: You can't scratch your own butt... ^_^
Crawford: Can too!!!
Nagi: *has fake-breasts on* Ouuuhh.. lala...
Omi: *wearing women's panties on his head* Hehe.. I am captain..
Schuldig: You can't scratch your butt..
Crawford: I can too!!!!
Schuldig: Liar!!!
Ken: Hehe.. Yohji..
Yohji: *begining to look like a woman with face-make-up* X_x....
Aya: A little of this..
Ken: Hehe..
Tot: He has to be sensitive..
Hell: And he has to be able to not talk back!!!
Schoen: Plus he's an animal in the sack..
Tot: *^_^* Hehe..
Neu: Gggrr...
Hell: Hahaha..
Yohji: *now getting his nails done* x_x...
Aya: I think a little of more green here.. and..
Farfello: *On a pogo stick, accidently mooning the camera* lala..la.la...lala...
Omi: I don't think C-cup fits me...
Nagi: *holding large fake breasts* How bout these...
Omi: I like them apples...
Nagi: ^_^ Hehe.. apples...
Crawford: I can too!!!
Schuldig: Can not, your joking..
Crawford: -^_^- I can tooo!!!
Schuldig: Prove it!!
Crawford: Not a chance..
Schuldig: Chicken.. Bock...bock..bock.. *flapping arms like a chicken*
Farfello: *imitating Schuldig* Bock...bock...
Tot: He has to be somewhat hairy...
Hell: Hehe.. hairy..
Neu: Cuddily...
Schoen: And cute! Don't forget cute!!
Tot: ^_^
Omi: *now is in full drag (breasts and all) , trying on high-heels* I look like a Spice girl..
Nagi: *in drag (large breasts and all)* I want to be a spice girl..
Omi: Which one?
Nagi: I want to be Drag-queen spice..
Omi: I'll be Bitchy Spice!!
Nagi: Thats a good one..
Yohji: Ox_xO. .. *huge lobed ear-rings on ears, make-up, finger-nails done, and is getting toe-nails done*
Aya: I think I should be an artist..
Ken: Yea, flourist doesn't really push out limits any more..
Farfello: *Break-dancing* Yahoo...
Crawford: I'm not chicken!!!
Schuldig: Bock..bock..
Crawford: Fine i'll do it!!!
Tot: Soft.. Gentle..
Hell: Sweet charming..
Neu: Knows how to listen..
Schoen: Treats her like a woman..
Tot: Warm...
Hell: Sleeps like a baby..
Schoen: Doesn't smell like a human..
Neu: And not female..
Schoen: Yea, literally...
Tot: *twirls umbrella* Always there for me, and has a great smile..
Schoen: Will hold your hand in public..
Neu: Hugs you whenever you want...
Hell: Fuzzy...
Neu: Knows hod to do chores..
Schoen: Smart..
Tot: Does tricks..
Neu: Will not transform..
Hell: Or betray you..
Tot: Thats pretty much it..
Farfello: *running into everything* Haha.. wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Tot: *hand to head* What an idiot..
Omi: *stand in front of camera* I am Bitchy Spice!!! *Kicks in the air and fall down* Ouch! My butt..
Nagi: *in front of camera* I am Drag-queen Spice!! Be hold the power of my... aaahahhhhh.. *falls over on top of Omi*
Aya: DONE!!!!
Ken: It's perfect!!!
Yohji: -Ox_xO- Oo--oO
Ken: Awww...
Yohji: *has one women's clothes, make-up, fake ear-rings, toe-nails and finger-nails are green, has fake breasts, and red lip stick* WHAT THE HELL??
Farfello: He looks like a she.. ?!
Ken: Hahaha.. Your genius Aya!
Aya: Another job well done by Weiss!
Yohji: Your all going to die!!!!! *Runs after Aya and Ken who jump across the room* Your all going to die for this... oohh noo... *runs into camera which swings and hits the ground* (-X_X-) O--O -//--------\\-
Aya: Haha...
Ken: Hahaha...
Tot: *swing umbrella at both* YOU RUINED IT!!!
Aya: X_X
Ken: X_X
Farfello: *picks up camera as Schrient is pissed off and all are beating up Omi, Nagi, Aya, Ken, Yohji* Hehe.. this concludes the dating video of Tot..
Crawford: *stands in front of camera and scratches butt* SEE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!!
Schuldig: Haha...
Crawford: *pulls out gun* You double-crossing bastard!!!!
Farfello: *smiling in front of camera while Crawford hunts down Schuldig* This has been a Farfello: Hurt God Productions, remember, Hurt God!! ^_-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~4-6 Weeks later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Scene is a nice resturant, Tot is sitting with Perfect Date** Tot: So... Um.. all worked out I guess...
Perfect Date: Mmm..
Tot: Well your everything I asked for..
Perfect Date: *shakes head* ^_^
Tot: I guess you are my perfect date...
Perfect Date: *^_^*
Tot: What do you think?
Perfect Date: *is a monkey wearing a suit and glasses and scratching butt* Ooouuuhhh..ooouuuuhhh... ooouuuuhhh..
Tot: Damn you guys...
Monkey: *reaches for Tot's hand and they both walk out, while people stare* Oouuuhhh...
Tot: ^_^ Least it's not Farfello...
Next: One Hell of a Night
~Author's Note: I'm sorry about the last line, no offense to Farfello, I luv the "Farfello: Hurt God Production" thing.. Like I said, I can't diss the Farf, gotta love the Farf!!~ ~I'd appreciate all your comments, so Read and Review!!!~