Fairy Tale Land
Part 7
Aladduo

As everyone appeared, the dramatic silence was broken by Duo.

D: I'M NOT A GIRL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M ALADDIN! YESSsss!

H: ...........

No: *giggles* You look nice Heero.

*trying not to laugh* Ok. Heero is princess Jasmine. You know what she wore right? Imagine it on Heero, with earrings and a wig. *chuckles softly*

H:........I hate you. *walks away*

No: I never knew Heero had a womanly figure. He's got more curves than I do! ACK!!! 0.0!

D: *angry and has a sword to Nova's neck* Shut up Nova or I'll slice your fuckin' head off!

No: 0.0 Now, now. No need for violence.

D: Don't talk about my Hee-chan that way!

No: Ok! No talking about your Hee-chan like that! Got it!

Tro: *warningly* Duo.

D: *glares at Trowa* She shouldn't have said anything about my Heero!

Note to self: Don't mess with lovers.

H: It's ok Duo.

D: *puts away sword and goes to Heero*

No: 0.0! *faints*

Tro: *catches Nova* ....... *mumbles something about cutting off Duo's braid*

H: Alright Clown! I like to see you come near the kumi!

Tro: I don't have to go near it. *tosses a few knives in Duo's direction*

D: 0.0! *a knife almost hit the braid*

Never mess with lovers.

No: *awake* ALRIGHT! Lets get started! Trowa, Raja; Relena, Jafar; Abuu, Quatre; Howard, Genie...


Ho: I'm a Genie in a bottle baby...

uh.

Ho: Gotta rub me the right way honey...

Howard?

Ho: I'm a Genie in a bottle baby....huh?

Thank you.

No:........................I won't ask. Sally, Carpet; Zechs, Sultan.....

Z: This is the second time I have been Heero's father.

H:............Happy Father's Day. *walks away*

No: Narrator, you have a part. You're the narrator.


-_-' ok. *starts to sing Arabian Nights*

No: -_-' nevermind. Let's skip to Aladdin being chased by guards.

*sticks out tongue*

D: *running for his life*

Q: *trips Une*

U: Ahh! *falls* You'll pay for that you stupid monkey!

D: Good job Abuu!

Q: *smiles*

Wu: Die Aladdin!

D: Kuso! It's the head guard! *runs!*

Q: *right behind Duo*

D: *slams on brakes* WHoa! *at the edge of the roof*

Q: *runs into Duo*

D: *falls* Ahhhh! Abuuuuuuuu! *falls into Wufei's arms*

Q: Gomen.

Wu: *blinks*......

D: *snuggles up to Wufei and bats eyelashes* I didn't know you cared!

Wu: *growls*

Q: *attacks Wufei*

Wu: Ahhh! Rabbid monkey! Off! oFF! *drops Duo*

D: oaww! My ass hurts. *gets up and runs*

Q: *kisses Wufei on cheek* Bye! *right behind Duo*

Wu: You freakin' monkey! I'll get you!

D: *walking along the streets*

Q: What did you steal this time?

D: Inappropriate photos of Une and some guy. I'm gonna make copies and post them all over the kingdom. *shows Quatre pictures*

Q: *gets a nose bleed*

While Duo handed Quatre a tissue, nearby a loud scream sounded through the palace.

De: That...that...tiger bit me! I will not stand for this! I'm leaving!

Z: But...but....you can't!

De: Watch me! *starts to walk away*

Z: Prince Dekeim! Please! I must marry her off before her 16th birthday!

De: You have a problem then! Goodbye! *leaves*

Z: *sighs* JASMINE!

H: Nani? *looking all innocent*

Tro: *chuckling to himself*...........

Z: How many times have I told you to not order Rajar to bite the Princes that come in here!

H: He didn't!

Z: *glares at Heero*

H: He didn't! I swear!

Tro: *coughs and shredded clothing comes out of his mouth*........*gathers them quickly and hides them*

Z:........If I have to, I will make you marry Jafar...

H: *Eyes go wide* No! You can't! That's...that's torture....a lifetime of torture!

Z: Your 16th birthday is in 3 months and that is 46th Prince that ran out of here. Jasmine, please cooperate. Atleast be nice to them!

H: I am nice.

Z: Oh yeah. Ordering your pet tiger to bite all the princes in here. Then if the don't leave you shoot them! That's real nice!

H:.......

Z: You'll have to choose someone or I'll choose for you.

H: If I don't love them I'm not marrying anyone. If you do make me marry someone I don't like, they will have a very pleasant early death.

Z: I'm making arrangments for another prince to come...

H: *rolls eyes*

Z: ....and I'm putting Raja in a gundanium cage....

H: No!

Z:....for the Prince's protection.

H: I HATE YOU! DIE! *shoots at Zechs*

Z: *moves* I'll say a special prayer for your future husband. *leaves*

That night Jasmine ran away from the palace with the help of Raja.

Tro: Ow! Kuso! Damn you're heavy! Hurry up! Get over the wall and get off my head!

Jasmine found some people to take her in for the night. They were nice people, very sweet. The next morning they gave her breakfast and she went on her way exploring life outside the palace. She had alittle money and of course her gun. She listened to other people's problems and their dreams. She continued her journey through a busy marketplace where she ran into Aladdin, actually he ran into her.

D: Oh! I'm sorry!

Q: Way to go Aladdin! Just knock down a poor innocent girl!

D: .....I don't think she's all that innocent.

H: *has a gun to Duo's head* How dare you!

D: Look, I said I was sorry! Calm down!

Q: *giggles* I guess the old Aladdin charm isn't working.

D: Hush! I'm about to die here!

H: *puts away gun* I won't kill you. You did apologize.

D: *smiles* Good! What's a gorgeous girl like you doing here anyway.

Q: *rolls eyes* Oh brother. I'm gonna steal an apple and you call me when you finish flirting *walks away*

H: *blushes* Well...uh...I haven't been here before.

D: Good! I'll show you around!

Aladdin gave Jasmine a night, day whatever on the town. He took her to everyplace in the kingdom, although someplaces the "riff raff" wasn't welcomed. By the time the tour was done, Jasmine was exhausted.

D: Where do you live? I'll walk you home.

H: I don't have a place.

D: You don't? You look so clean for a homeless person and well fed. You're not a hooker are you?

H: WHAT?! *cracking knuckles*

D: *nervous chuckle* Just a question no harm intended. Well since you have no place, why don't you stay with me?

H: You?

D: It's not much but it's a roof over your head.

As you know Aladdin took Jasmine to his place. Before she could get all comfy the palace guards invaded and captured Aladdin. Of course this pissed Jasmine off. So she ordered Aladdin to go free. The guards were just about to release Aladdin when Jafar appeared.

Re: He has been charge with theft, trespassing private property and kidnapping the Princess!

H: *growls* When my father gets through with you....

Re: The boy will already be executed. So you better get movin' Princess.

Aladdin was thrown into a dungeon where he met Jafar disguised as a prisoner. Jafar helped Aladdin to escape and in return he agreed to get the lamp from the Cave of Wing. Abuu started to cry when he saw his reflection in the mirror.

Q: *crying* I'm so dirty!

D: Abuu! Don't cry! You'll set off the alarm!

Too late. The alarm was set off trapping Aladdin and Abuu inside. Thoroughly upset, Jasmine told her father what happened. When the Sultan confronted Jafar, the sentence was already carried out. Eternal damnation.

Re: Ahh! HELP!!!

H: *choking Relana* You bastard! I should break your neck!

Z: *sipping his wine* Hmm. She liked him. He was a commoner but she liked him. Maybe I should make him a knight.....

Re: HELP!!!

Z: ...or maybe my right hand man....

Re: *turning blue*

Z: ....second in command....

Re: *loosing consciousness*

Z:.....or maybe I could change the law!

Re: *eyes starting to roll back into head*

Z: Jasmine! *looks at Heero* JASMINE! DON'T KILL HIM!

H: Why?!

Z: Obviously you like Albert...

H: Aladdin..

Z: ..whatever. He's the only one to tell us where he is.

H: *lets go*

Re: *breathing lightly but unconscious*

Meanwhile in the Cave of Wing, the good guys found a talking and flying carpet.

S: Rub the lamp.

D: I don't know. I'm already dirty and I don't want to get more dirt on me.

S: Rub the lamp.

D: What if nothing happens?

S: JUST RUB THE FUCKIN' LAMP!!

D: Alright! Sheesh! Moody carpet. *rubs lamp*

Ho: *comes out lamp* Alright! Who woke me from my nap I've been taking for 9 centuries?!

D: *tosses lamp to carpet* *whistles*

S: uh! *points to Duo*

Q: *points to Duo*

D: *nervous smile*

Ho: I LOVE YOU! *hugs and kisses Duo*

D: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!!

Ho: *stops* Oh. Gomen. I'm just so happy to be out and be free...

D: Gross. Genie germs.

Ho: Look since you let me breathe again I'll grant you 3 wishes!

Being a tricky character, Aladdin tricked the Genie into letting them out with out wishing.

Ho: Hey man! There's no Playboy bunnies out here!

D: I guess they hopped away. *snicker* About my wishes.

Ok. This is getting quite boring.

No: I agree.

You know Aladdin wished to become a prince, he swept Jasmine off her feet...

D: *carrying Heero*

H: *big smile* I could get use to this.

-_-' Jafar screwed things up by taking the lamp, but carpet kicked Jafar's ass.

S: *beating Relena* THAT'S FOR FLASHING MY CHINESE HUNK!

Re: *screaming*

The sultan changed the law so Jasmine can marry Aladdin. Genie was wished free and to become owner of the playboy mansion.

Ho: Yeah!

Abuu found another lamp and wished to become human. Later on he fell in love with a girl nicknamed Cabbit. They got married and had 17 kids.

Q: *faints*

The End.

No: Last story! Beauty and the Beast!

D: Yay!

Re: *bruised and bloodied*

No: Uh...Sally? Don't you think you got carried away?

S: No!

Wu: *smiling at Sally* That's my wife.

No: 0.0! Wife?! You guys are married?!

Wu: Hai.

S: Got drunk and married in Reno. Woke up in a honeymoon suite with rings on our fingers and a marriage lisence posted on the wall.

No:.....Oh. *waves wand in the air*

Everyone disappears.