Fairy Tale Land
Part 8
Beauty and the Beast



Everyone appeared on the set of Beauty and The Beast. Duo was not happy.

No: Duo! Calm down! Put the rifle, gun, knife, and Wing Zero's canon down!

D: I'm a fuckin' girl again! Why the hell to I have to be Belle?! *shoots at Nova*

No: AHHHHHH!!! *ducks and dodges* Kuso! Breathe! This is the last one! I promise!

D: *still shooting* ……… *crazy psycho laughter* Die Nova die!

No: Gomen! *grabs Heero*

H: AHHH! Kuso! Duo! Stop!!

D: Ack! *stops* Hee-Chan! Get out the way!

H: She said this is the last one. So lets make the best of it. Besides she's your only living relative!

No: *behind Heero* True! True!

D: *grumbles* Fine! Lets get this started.

Because the narrator, me, is tired of all this and we are gonna go though this in hyper drive. So be prepared.

No: Oh god.

Tro: *gives Nova a quick kiss*

No: *swoons* ……*big smile*

D: *shakes head*

H: *gives Duo a quick kiss*

D: *swoons* ……*big smile*

Q: *shakes head*

Ok starting now. Prince Heero was a mean, greedy and hateful son of a bit…

D: Hey!

……anyway. An ugly old hag ask the Prince if she could have some shelter during the storm.

De: Please give me shelter.

H: Hell no! *slams door*

De: *blink* *frowns* OPEN THIS FUCKIN' DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!! *pounds on door*

H: GO AWAY! *starts to shoot*

De: That's it! I'll curse you! You're an ugly beast! It won't make any difference anyways! No one will love your selfish rude ass!

The hag left the prince's castle. Later that evening he became a beast. Hideous. Later on in the years, Belle's….

D: me.

….father….

Z: me.

…rode out in the woods and got lost.

Z: I am so lost.

Yeah. He was later capture by the beast.

H: I'm so evil. *has scissors*

Z: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Belle went to get her father and ended up the beast's prisoner. Just her luck.

D: Why me?

The soon fell in love.

D: Darling I love you!

H: How do I love thee? Let me count the waves….

Ok. Belle's admirer…

Hi: me.

…didn't like the beast so he went to kill him.

Hi: Die beast! Die!

H: Woe is me. I'm too much in love to fight.

Stefan died. Beast killed him anyway.

H: I said fight not kill.

Belle and beast kiss…

D: *censored kissing*

H: *thinks* HELL YEAH!

…and they lived happily ever after. The end.

No: I never did like Beauty and the Beast.

D: That sucked!

No: well its time to go home! *waves wand*

Everyone disappears.