Fairy Tale Land
Part 9: Stop the insanity!


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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing..yadda yadda yadda....so don't sue.

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The 5 Gundam pilots appeared normal in Quatre's living room while the others went to their appropriate place… where ever the heck that is.

No: Well! It wasn't that bad was it?

Tro:…….

Quatre starts to turn red and steam with smoke comes out of his head.

D: It wasn't too bad!

Tro: You paired up with Heero throuhhout the entire thing! Of course you wouldn't think it was too bad!

D: He actually said mare than 3 words.

Tro:……

Wu: You wanna know bad?! I'll tell you bad! I got flashed by that pink devil onna!

Everyone shudders violently except Quatre who had more steam and smoke coming out of his head.

H: Excluding that, it was ok.

Tro: Once again you were paired up with Duo so it wasn't bad to you!

D: He speaks again!

Tro: …….

10…..

Meanwhile in the Sanq Kingdom….

Re: *screaming!!!!*

Z: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

N: Oh….my head!

Z: GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOM!!

Re: *screaming*

Z: *growls* …….*pulls out a gun and shoots Relena* SHUT UP!!

N: Zechs! She's the only one to….

Z: annoy the hell out of me! Trust me Heero and Wufei will thank me for this!

Back at Quatre's Place.

No: Well I hoped…

9…

No: you've learned…

8…

No: something today….

7…

No: you'll never know…

6…

No: when something…

5…

No: crazy will come…

4…

No: in your….why is the

3…

No: narrator counting down?

2…

No: Did I miss…

1…

No: something?

D: *shrugs*

0….*runs and hides*

No: ????

D: ????

H: ????

Tro:….*has gun out*

Wu: *looks at Trowa and pulls out katana*

Q: *explodes* DAMN IT NOVA! DON'T EVER DO SOMETHING SO FUCKIN' RUDE AGAIN!!

Everyone: *scared*

Everyone hides in a hiddle in the corner. They are extremely scared for their lives. The narrator is in the Bahamas giving this information. I'm watching the security surveillance now. It's not pretty. Glad I'm not there! *laughs* *slurps* Yo man! More daiquiri!

Q: AT LEAST ASK FIRST DUMB ASS!!

Wu: *grabs Nova and holds her up* Take her she's not worthy of living!

No: Yes I am! I have a son! Remember Trowa Jr.!

Q: I'VE GOT 17 FUCKIN' KIDS BECAUSE OF YOU! I'M ONLY 15! THAT'S TOO MUCH DAMN RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME! FUCK YOU NOVA! AND FUCK EVERYBODY THAT ENJOYED THAT HELL
HOLE AND CLEAN UP THE FUCKIN' MESS YOU'VE MADE…

No: *starts cleaning quickly*

Q: RIGHT NOW OR I'LL THROW YOU OFF MY ROOF AFTER I CUT YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!!

No: Yes sir! *cleaning*

Q: *storms out of room and slams door*

Pieces of ceiling falls on everyone in the room.

No: *cleaning*

H: Nova…

No: not right now! Cleaning!

H: You're a fairy right?

No: Yeah. so?

H: Why don't you use magic to clean it up?

No: *stops* *thinks* Oh yeah! *waves magic wand and cleans up mess*

All Gundam boys left in the room sweatdrops.

No: Quatre's violent!

D: Don't worry Nova! If Quatre laid a hand on you Shinigami will emerge!

No: Weren't you trying to kill me earlier?

D: *plays dumb* …No! *smiles*

No: ……. I'm leaving. But before I go…

Thunder and lightening forms once again.

Q: *runs in* What the hell? NOVA!!!!

No: *eyes glowing* *hair floating* *voice echos* Nova Una strikes again! *waves wand*

Q: *shoots a rocket launcher at Nova* DIE!!! *becoming very violent*

No: *laughs* That doesn't effect me!

Q: Shit!

Everyone disappears. The insanity continues.