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Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's Point of View
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 2: The Reinforcement Arrives
CRASH!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!
Loud noises are coming from the kitchen below. I cringe. This could not be a good thing. I quickly pick up Marron and race down the hallway and then down the stairs to investigate. The noises get louder and louder the closer I get.
"Don't throw so far Trunks!!! It's too hard to catch!!!"
"MOOR FLUST OO SHLOUW OTEN!!!!"
"I AM NOT TOO SLOW TRUNKS!!!!!"
I race into the room and gasp at the sight. The two boys are throwing pizza across the room trying to catch the pieces in each other's mouths! There is a large hole in the kitchen wall that wasn't there before! The place is trashed; there's pizza everywhere!!!
I am speechless. I set Marron down and then cling to the doorway for support. I think that I'm going to faint. What is Bulma going to say about this?!? I'll be fired!!! I won't get paid!!! I'll have to pay for damages!!!!!!
*Every single item in this kitchen is ruined! Oh Dende, what am I going to do?!?!?*
A slice of pizza suddenly hits me square in the face, bringing me back to reality. I rip it off and drop it. It lands on Marron's head. I take it off her head and put it in the trashcan that's beside me, setting it right side up first.
"TRUNKS!!! GOTEN!!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
They don't stop. Damn kids.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD BETTER STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
THUMP!!!!
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"Damn...", I mumble as I wake up slowly with a killer headache.
*Where am I...?*
That's when I notice Marron crying beside me. Then it all comes back to me: The Briefs house, babysitting, Trunks and Goten, kitchen, Marron..
*How'd I get on the floor?*
I see a piece of pizza on my foot.
*I guess I must have slipped on something.*
I look at my watch. 7:48 p.m.
*Crap, I've nearly been out for two hours!*
"PAYPA!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marron comes over to me and hugs me. I hug her back, still a bit dazed.
"Trunks and Goten said that you were dead! It must be a miracle! My daddy's been dead before, but they had to use the Dragon Balls to bring him back to life!"
"I wasn't dead Marron-chan, just unconscious."
*Wait a second. Where are Trunks and Goten? It's too quiet around here!!!*
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Someone must be at the door. I cringe. I just remembered that I had invited my boyfriend to come over and "entertain me" while the kids slept.
*Why is he here so early?!?*
I get up and go to answer the door. Marron follows me. I fling open the door. Sure enough, there he is.
"Sharpner, what are you doing here so early?!?"
"I thought you said eight!"
"I said nine thirty!"
Marron yanks on my pant leg. "Who is he?"
"Umm...Marron, this is Sharpner. He's....uh...here to help me study for a-a-a..science test! Yeah, I need him to quiz me on it!"
Though I made up the excuse very quickly, she seemed to buy it. Thank Dende for naïve children.
"Hey Paypa, what's that in your hair?"
"What's what?", I ask, touching the tips of my long brunette hair.
"That", he said, grabbing a large clump of my hair and lifting it up so that I could see it, "Eww...what is that?!?"
I look and see a large lump of green goop in my hair. It's all wet and smells minty. I suddenly realize what it is.
Gum.
My Doublemint gum.
In
MY
HAIR!!!
"TRUNKS AND GOTEN!!!", I scream, enraged. My poor beautiful long hair has a huge clump of gum in it! I try to pull it out, but it's stuck in there really good.
I have to count to ten mentally to calm my nerves. I take deep breaths during those few seconds and soon I feel a tiny bit better.
"Sharpner, will you play with Marron for a little while? I need to get this out of my hair and find the two boys."
"Umm..ok....but don't take too long, ok?"
"I'll try not to."
Marron gets excited.
"Oh boy, I get to play with Sharpner!!! I get to play with Sharpner!!! I get to play with Sharpner!!!"
I smile at Sharpner. He cringes. I get the feeling that he really does not like kids all that much. Oh well. It's his own fault for coming early.
"You two go and have fun now!"
"Let's go upstairs and play beauty shop!!! I'll braid Sharpner's hair!!! Mommy just showed me how to braid a few days ago!!!"
Marron grabs Sharpner's hand before he can object and drags him up the stairs. His face has 'help me' written all over it.
*I wish I had my camera!*
My mind snaps back into reality as I touch the gum wad in my hair. Yes, Trunks and Goten are going to pay for this one. Definitely.
I run into a bathroom and look at the abomination. It is all over in there. I try to yank it out again. I can't get it out!!! It's really stuck in there!
*I can't leave it in here, it's so disgusting!!!*
I see a pair of scissors laying on the sink, as if they had been placed there for a special purpose.
*Trunks and Goten must have really planned this one out*
I grab the purple scissors. Dende, this looks like the only way. I haven't had my hair cut since 3rd grade. I try to bring myself to do it, but I can't!
"My hair!!!"
I look away and quickly snip. I hold up a foot and a half of hair with a piece of gum stuck to the top. I then look in the mirror. One side of my hair is still butt length while the other side is chin length.
*Dende, restrain me from mutilating these kids. Bulma had better pay extra for tonight!*
I take a scrunchie out of my pocket and put the long half in a low ponytail. That will have to do for now. I'll have to go and see a hair dresser tomorrow.
*Now I see why Mr. Briefs was calling them brats*
I go off to find them. I go to look in the kitchen first. It is just as messy as it was when I got knocked out. Then I see something that makes my heart skip several beats.
Empty 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew.
About 10 of them.
*Shit*
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Well, did you like it? Please review me!!! I hope that you like the idea of Sharpner being her boyfriend. I thought that it would be better with original characters. Sorry if you really like Erasa/Sharpner pairings. Who knows, maybe Sharpner will dump her after tonight! Mwhahaha!!! Until the next writing...
-Ponytail Goddess
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's Point of View
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 2: The Reinforcement Arrives
CRASH!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!
Loud noises are coming from the kitchen below. I cringe. This could not be a good thing. I quickly pick up Marron and race down the hallway and then down the stairs to investigate. The noises get louder and louder the closer I get.
"Don't throw so far Trunks!!! It's too hard to catch!!!"
"MOOR FLUST OO SHLOUW OTEN!!!!"
"I AM NOT TOO SLOW TRUNKS!!!!!"
I race into the room and gasp at the sight. The two boys are throwing pizza across the room trying to catch the pieces in each other's mouths! There is a large hole in the kitchen wall that wasn't there before! The place is trashed; there's pizza everywhere!!!
I am speechless. I set Marron down and then cling to the doorway for support. I think that I'm going to faint. What is Bulma going to say about this?!? I'll be fired!!! I won't get paid!!! I'll have to pay for damages!!!!!!
*Every single item in this kitchen is ruined! Oh Dende, what am I going to do?!?!?*
A slice of pizza suddenly hits me square in the face, bringing me back to reality. I rip it off and drop it. It lands on Marron's head. I take it off her head and put it in the trashcan that's beside me, setting it right side up first.
"TRUNKS!!! GOTEN!!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
They don't stop. Damn kids.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD BETTER STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
THUMP!!!!
*~*~*~*~*
"Damn...", I mumble as I wake up slowly with a killer headache.
*Where am I...?*
That's when I notice Marron crying beside me. Then it all comes back to me: The Briefs house, babysitting, Trunks and Goten, kitchen, Marron..
*How'd I get on the floor?*
I see a piece of pizza on my foot.
*I guess I must have slipped on something.*
I look at my watch. 7:48 p.m.
*Crap, I've nearly been out for two hours!*
"PAYPA!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marron comes over to me and hugs me. I hug her back, still a bit dazed.
"Trunks and Goten said that you were dead! It must be a miracle! My daddy's been dead before, but they had to use the Dragon Balls to bring him back to life!"
"I wasn't dead Marron-chan, just unconscious."
*Wait a second. Where are Trunks and Goten? It's too quiet around here!!!*
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Someone must be at the door. I cringe. I just remembered that I had invited my boyfriend to come over and "entertain me" while the kids slept.
*Why is he here so early?!?*
I get up and go to answer the door. Marron follows me. I fling open the door. Sure enough, there he is.
"Sharpner, what are you doing here so early?!?"
"I thought you said eight!"
"I said nine thirty!"
Marron yanks on my pant leg. "Who is he?"
"Umm...Marron, this is Sharpner. He's....uh...here to help me study for a-a-a..science test! Yeah, I need him to quiz me on it!"
Though I made up the excuse very quickly, she seemed to buy it. Thank Dende for naïve children.
"Hey Paypa, what's that in your hair?"
"What's what?", I ask, touching the tips of my long brunette hair.
"That", he said, grabbing a large clump of my hair and lifting it up so that I could see it, "Eww...what is that?!?"
I look and see a large lump of green goop in my hair. It's all wet and smells minty. I suddenly realize what it is.
Gum.
My Doublemint gum.
In
MY
HAIR!!!
"TRUNKS AND GOTEN!!!", I scream, enraged. My poor beautiful long hair has a huge clump of gum in it! I try to pull it out, but it's stuck in there really good.
I have to count to ten mentally to calm my nerves. I take deep breaths during those few seconds and soon I feel a tiny bit better.
"Sharpner, will you play with Marron for a little while? I need to get this out of my hair and find the two boys."
"Umm..ok....but don't take too long, ok?"
"I'll try not to."
Marron gets excited.
"Oh boy, I get to play with Sharpner!!! I get to play with Sharpner!!! I get to play with Sharpner!!!"
I smile at Sharpner. He cringes. I get the feeling that he really does not like kids all that much. Oh well. It's his own fault for coming early.
"You two go and have fun now!"
"Let's go upstairs and play beauty shop!!! I'll braid Sharpner's hair!!! Mommy just showed me how to braid a few days ago!!!"
Marron grabs Sharpner's hand before he can object and drags him up the stairs. His face has 'help me' written all over it.
*I wish I had my camera!*
My mind snaps back into reality as I touch the gum wad in my hair. Yes, Trunks and Goten are going to pay for this one. Definitely.
I run into a bathroom and look at the abomination. It is all over in there. I try to yank it out again. I can't get it out!!! It's really stuck in there!
*I can't leave it in here, it's so disgusting!!!*
I see a pair of scissors laying on the sink, as if they had been placed there for a special purpose.
*Trunks and Goten must have really planned this one out*
I grab the purple scissors. Dende, this looks like the only way. I haven't had my hair cut since 3rd grade. I try to bring myself to do it, but I can't!
"My hair!!!"
I look away and quickly snip. I hold up a foot and a half of hair with a piece of gum stuck to the top. I then look in the mirror. One side of my hair is still butt length while the other side is chin length.
*Dende, restrain me from mutilating these kids. Bulma had better pay extra for tonight!*
I take a scrunchie out of my pocket and put the long half in a low ponytail. That will have to do for now. I'll have to go and see a hair dresser tomorrow.
*Now I see why Mr. Briefs was calling them brats*
I go off to find them. I go to look in the kitchen first. It is just as messy as it was when I got knocked out. Then I see something that makes my heart skip several beats.
Empty 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew.
About 10 of them.
*Shit*
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Well, did you like it? Please review me!!! I hope that you like the idea of Sharpner being her boyfriend. I thought that it would be better with original characters. Sorry if you really like Erasa/Sharpner pairings. Who knows, maybe Sharpner will dump her after tonight! Mwhahaha!!! Until the next writing...
-Ponytail Goddess