Chapter 5- Better Off With The Opposite Gender



Disclaimer: I don't own the Powerpuff Girls or the Rowdyruff Boys or anything in the animated series: The Powerpuff Girls.

Note: This chapter pretty much sucks, but it has some points to it.

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Buttercup flew to school, dispirited and angry. She was grounded for another week for not calling home...And that sucked. Blossom landed first, holding her head up high and proud, being the perfect one, girls immediately crowding her in awe. Bubbles followed her, wearing her usual bright and cheerful grin, being the innocent one, girls surrounding her as well. Buttercup sulkily landed away from her two sisters, her glare worn on her face, she expected for friends to surround her also...But no...Well, at least no girls as usual. Boomer, Butch, and Brick flew over to her trailed by red, dark blue, and dark green lights.

"Hey," greeted Brick.

"Hey," greeted Butch.

"Hey," greeted Buttercup.

"Hey," greeted Boomer.

"So, Buttercup..." Brick started. "Why did you just freeze there? With that expression on your face?"

"Yeah, you, uh, scared me for a sec there." Boomer laughed.

Butch nodded.

"It's not that important." Buttercup replied, trying to keep her 'yeah, I'm the greatest' smirk on her face. "But that was fun with the theaters and stuff...I think we snuck into four different movies?"

"Five." Brick corrected.

"Hey, don't you guys forget who actually got you into the movies..." Boomer reminded.

"We won't." Buttercup said.

Everyone patted Boomer's shoulder.

"Hey!" a voice called. "Buttercup!"

Buttercup turned. She grinned and waved.

"Hey, Mitch!" she greeted.

Mitch stopped in front of the group.

"What are the new guys doing here?" Mitch asked.

"They've proven themselves beyond cool." Buttercup replied.

Mitch blinked.

"Are you sure?" he asked. "I mean, you did try to kill the green dude there?"

"Yeah, I'm sure." Buttercup assured. "And I didn't try ta kill 'im, I tried ta pulverize him. But it's cool."

Mitch blinked again. Then, he nodded.

"...Okay, then." he agreed. "Call me Mitch."

"Brick." Brick replied.

"Boomer." Boomer said.

"Butch." Butch finished.

"We're the Rowdyruff Boys." the three said at the same time, but ended at different times.

Mitch paused.

"Hey!" he exclaimed. "Those are the three guys who tried to kill you and your sisters, Buttercup!...Are you sure it's okay?"

"Yeah. I told you...It's cool." Buttercup replied.

Just then Floyd and Lloyd appeared. They eyed the Rowdyruff Boys.

"They're okay." Mitch told them.

"Uh..." Floyd murmured.

"Okay..." Lloyd murmured.



Buttercup sat with Butch in a small corner. Butch had brought the poster and markers in his backpack. Now, the two were drawing flames.

"Children, I have an announcement to make." Ms. Kean stated.

"Who's she calling 'children'?" Butch asked Buttercup.

"I dunno, but get use to her talkin' ta no one like that." Buttercup replied.

"Now, listen, the projects are due the day after tomorrow." Ms. Kean announced. "But there isn't enough time in tomorrow to do all the presentations and I can't move any into the next day because of cookie day. All of you will have to merge with others to form groups of four. Understood?"

Buttercup watched as her two sisters flew over to Mary and Cindy. Mitch and Gary walked over to Floyd and Lloyd.

"Ugh, traitors..." she muttered.

"Hey, Buttercup, come on." Butch told her. "My brothers and you and me can be a group."

Boomer and Brick floated over, carrying their rolled-up poster and markers.

"Yeah." they all agreed.

"We should use our poster." Boomer stated.

"Yeah." Brick agreed.

"No, our poster." Butch disagreed.

"No, our poster." Brick argued.

"Our poster."

"Our poster."

"Our poster."

"Our poster."

"Our poster."

"Our poster!"

"Our poster!"

"Our poster!"

The arguing still continued after school and into the abandoned house.

"OUR POSTER!!!" Butch yelled.

"OUR POSTER!!!" Brick yelled back.

"YEAH, OUR POSTER!!!" Boomer agreed with Brick.

The posters lay on the floor. Buttercup sat on the floor, watching the quarreling brothers. She unrolled both posters and noticed something. For the picture, Boomer and Brick had drawn the bottom of a monster. She arranged the posters a little and grinned.

"NO, YOUR POSTER SUCKS!!!" Brick yelled.

"YEAH!!! YOUR POSTER STINKS ON ICE!!!" Boomer agreed.

"WANNA BET?!?!" Butch exclaimed.

"Hey..." Buttercup murmured.

"YEAH, WELL, YOUR POSTER'S PROBABLY UGLIER THAN YOU!!!" Brick yelled to Butch.

"ME UGLY?!?!" Butch demanded.

"YEAH!!!" Boomer yelled.

"Hey?" Buttercup asked.

"HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED IN A MIRROR, BLUE BOY?!?!!" Butch yelled to Boomer.

"YEAH!!! I BET YOU HAVEN'T THOUGH!!!" Boomer yelled back.

"YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY PRINCE CHARMING, BUTCH!!!" Brick agreed.

"Hey." Buttercup said, raising her voice a little.

"SHUT UP!!!" Butch yelled at Boomer and Brick.

"YOU SHUT UP!!!" Brick yelled back.

"YEAH, NO ONE LIKES YOUR VOICE!!!" Boomer agreed.

"Hey!" Buttercup raised her voice more.

"WELL, YOUR VOICE ISN'T EXACTLY MUSIC TO THE EARS EITHER!!!" Butch shot back to Boomer and Brick.

"MY VOICE SOUNDS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!" Boomer yelled.

"WAY BETTER!!!" Brick agreed.

Buttercup gritted her teeth, her eyes narrowing.

"HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Buttercup bellowed.

The three boys stopped and looked at Buttercup.

"Damn, I thought you'd never shut up." Buttercup muttered. "'Ne wayz, look at this...Our posters. They fit. Me 'n' Butch drew the upper half of a monster and Boomer 'n' Brick drew the other half! It's like putting a puzzle together!"

The three boys sat down next to Buttercup and examined the two posters she had taped together. She was right. The two monster halves did fit together like a puzzle.



Buttercup flew into her room through the window.

"Oh, Buttercup." Blossom greeted. "You're just in time to hear the plan to defeat the Rowdyruff Boys again."

Buttercup stayed silent. If she told them she was in the Rowdyruff Boys' group, they would tell her to lure them to their house so they could "get them". For some reason, Blossom and Bubbles haven't been paying attention to who Buttercup was hanging out with.

*who cares?* Buttercup thought, *maybe that'll get 'em killed one day...*

Buttercup sat on the bed next to Bubbles on the bed as Blossom held up a piece of paper with pink-crayon writing on it.

"Okay, we first have to corner them into a corner." Blossom stated. "All we have to do is go to MoJo's lair and tell him to trap the Rowdyruff Boys in the same metallic cage as he did with us and Gary Pitt. We'll fly in there and make sure they don't escape. Then, we finish them off and kiss them."

Buttercup sat silently. She was like another brother to the Rowdyruff Boys...And here she was, listening to a plan that could destroy them. It was the same as listening to the Rowdyruff Boys make a plan to destroy her and her sisters.

"Hey, Blossom," Buttercup started. "Why don't we watch 'em for a couple days...I mean, they haven't done any wrong since they came back."

Bubbles and Blossom stared at Buttercup.

*oops...* Buttercup thought.

"Uh, I mean..." Buttercup stood up on her bed, pounding a fist into her other hand. "Let's get those retards and kick their butts into oblivion!"

Bubbles and Blossom exhaled in relief, satisfied.

*man...for some reason i feel more welcome with the guys...* Buttercup thought.

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