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Disclaimer: Do I really have to put this? I don't own DBZ. Ya'll oughta know that by now.
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's P.O.V.
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 6: The Mysterious Creatures
Sharpner looks at me. I look at Sharpner. Then we both look at my Geometry book that's floating in the toilet.
"Sharpner", I say in my dangerously low voice, "Go outside and get the brats. I will attempt to salvage this book. Ok?"
He has a look of pure horror on his face. It was always good to scare him a little bit so that you could get what you wanted. And I'm quite sure that I look very intimidating right now. Perhaps even more so than Mr. Briefs.
"......y-yeah, ok......", he manages to stutter out, then runs to go and complete his task.
I grab up my school book from the toilet and wrap it in a towel so that it won't drip. I bring it over to the sink and rummage through the drawers until I come upon a hair dryer. I then proceed to try and dry out my book.
"What are you doing Paypa?", a small voice askes from behind.
I turn around and see Marron. I smile. At least she hasn't been bad tonight.
"Well Marron, I'm drying off my book that the boys got wet. Hey, aren't you supposed to be in bed?"
"I can't go to sleep. If I do than the Boogie Man will eat me! Trunks and Goten said that he hides under the bed and eats little girls with pink hair! I don't wanna be eaten!"
I sigh. "Marron, there's no Boogie Man. Trunks and Goten just made that up to scare you."
"But I saw him! He's really hairy and has horns and he's under my bed and he won't leave and I can't sleep with him under there because if I do then he'll eat me alive and slurp out my guts and-"
"Here Marron, let's go check under your bed for him."
"Okay, but if you get eaten then it's not my fault!"
I take Marron by the hand and I lead her into the room that she was going to sleep in. I get down on my hands and knees and I lift up the bed skirt.
I gasp and jump away. There really was something under there!
*Hey, wait a second.......*
I pull up the bed skirt again and look at the creature. Someone put a mounted moose's head under her bed. How nice.
"Marron honey, it's just an animal head that someone shot while hunting. It's dead and it won't hurt you."
"I don't wanna stay in here!"
"Fine, fine.........there are other guest rooms. I bet they wouldn't mind if you stayed in one of those."
"Ok"
I take her by the hand and lead her across the hall into another guest room. I check under the bed. Nothing.
"Marron, there's nothing under this one. Can you sleep in here?"
"Yep.", she says and hops into the bed. I gently tuck her in.
"Good night Marron"
"Night Paypa"
I gently leave the door cracked then head for the stairs. I speed up when I hear Sharpner scream. What were they up to now?!? Why can't they just go to bed like normal kids?!?!?
Just as I head to the front door it opens and whacks me in the face. I fall backwards and hit the floor. My nose!
"DENDE! I AM SO SORRY PAYPA!!!!!"
Sharpner is instantly by my side. I gingerly reach up and touch my nose. It's bleeding. Sharpner runs and gets a box of Kleenex. I stuff some up my nostrils.
I notice that Sharpner is shaking and trembling. He looks very jumpy.
"Sharpner, what's wrong?", I ask with a voice that sounds stuffy.
"ALIENS!!!!! THERE ARE ALIENS IN THE SIDE YARD!!!!!!!!"
*Uh-oh, now he's lost it*
"......what.......?"
"THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!!! THEY WERE SHORT AND THEY GLOWED GOLD, KINDA LIKE THE GOLDEN FIGHTER!!!!! THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE US PRISONER AND DO EXPERIMENTS ON US!!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME PAYPA PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I stare at him, dumbfounded.
"Sharpner, I don't believe in aliens."
"Go outside and see them", he wimpered, clutching my leg with a death grip.
"You wuss!"
I yank him off of my leg and I run outside. I turn to the side yard, and then my eyes widen.
There are strobe lights coming from inside of one of the side buildings of Capsule Corp. The door to it opens up and white smoke pours out. Two figures appear at the door. They are just as Sharpner described them. They glowed.
"We are here to get you! We want your blood! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I run back into the house screaming. I slam the door behind me. I see Sharpner begging Marron to save him from the aliens. Marron just cries.
I pick up Marron. "Hush, don't worry. I won't let them take us!"
When she doesn't stop crying I just put her down and pace the front hallway. I must formulate some sort of plan to defend the children and babysitters of this mansion.
I go upstairs to look for a weapon. I look in Trunks' room. There's a lot of stuff in there.
I see a baseball bat. That will do.
I grab it and run back down the stairs. Sharpner and Marron are still crying.
"Hey, quiet down, they'll be able to find us easily if you don't shut up!"
The sound immediately quit. I hear some sounds outside.
"Hide!", I whisper to them.
Sharpner grabs Marron and pulls them both into the coat closet.
I get a better grip on my bat.
I see the doorknob slowly turn.
I grit my teeth.
The door opens. I raise my bat and I start to bring it back down on the alien. However, I stop short when I see that it is no alien at all. It's Mrs. Briefs. Back early.
I sweat drop.
*Oh shit*
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Did you like it? Please review! Thanks! I've got one last chapter to put up on this one. I hope that you have all enjoyed the story. Thanks for being such good readers and reviewers! Until the last chapter.......
-Ponytail Goddess
Disclaimer: Do I really have to put this? I don't own DBZ. Ya'll oughta know that by now.
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's P.O.V.
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 6: The Mysterious Creatures
Sharpner looks at me. I look at Sharpner. Then we both look at my Geometry book that's floating in the toilet.
"Sharpner", I say in my dangerously low voice, "Go outside and get the brats. I will attempt to salvage this book. Ok?"
He has a look of pure horror on his face. It was always good to scare him a little bit so that you could get what you wanted. And I'm quite sure that I look very intimidating right now. Perhaps even more so than Mr. Briefs.
"......y-yeah, ok......", he manages to stutter out, then runs to go and complete his task.
I grab up my school book from the toilet and wrap it in a towel so that it won't drip. I bring it over to the sink and rummage through the drawers until I come upon a hair dryer. I then proceed to try and dry out my book.
"What are you doing Paypa?", a small voice askes from behind.
I turn around and see Marron. I smile. At least she hasn't been bad tonight.
"Well Marron, I'm drying off my book that the boys got wet. Hey, aren't you supposed to be in bed?"
"I can't go to sleep. If I do than the Boogie Man will eat me! Trunks and Goten said that he hides under the bed and eats little girls with pink hair! I don't wanna be eaten!"
I sigh. "Marron, there's no Boogie Man. Trunks and Goten just made that up to scare you."
"But I saw him! He's really hairy and has horns and he's under my bed and he won't leave and I can't sleep with him under there because if I do then he'll eat me alive and slurp out my guts and-"
"Here Marron, let's go check under your bed for him."
"Okay, but if you get eaten then it's not my fault!"
I take Marron by the hand and I lead her into the room that she was going to sleep in. I get down on my hands and knees and I lift up the bed skirt.
I gasp and jump away. There really was something under there!
*Hey, wait a second.......*
I pull up the bed skirt again and look at the creature. Someone put a mounted moose's head under her bed. How nice.
"Marron honey, it's just an animal head that someone shot while hunting. It's dead and it won't hurt you."
"I don't wanna stay in here!"
"Fine, fine.........there are other guest rooms. I bet they wouldn't mind if you stayed in one of those."
"Ok"
I take her by the hand and lead her across the hall into another guest room. I check under the bed. Nothing.
"Marron, there's nothing under this one. Can you sleep in here?"
"Yep.", she says and hops into the bed. I gently tuck her in.
"Good night Marron"
"Night Paypa"
I gently leave the door cracked then head for the stairs. I speed up when I hear Sharpner scream. What were they up to now?!? Why can't they just go to bed like normal kids?!?!?
Just as I head to the front door it opens and whacks me in the face. I fall backwards and hit the floor. My nose!
"DENDE! I AM SO SORRY PAYPA!!!!!"
Sharpner is instantly by my side. I gingerly reach up and touch my nose. It's bleeding. Sharpner runs and gets a box of Kleenex. I stuff some up my nostrils.
I notice that Sharpner is shaking and trembling. He looks very jumpy.
"Sharpner, what's wrong?", I ask with a voice that sounds stuffy.
"ALIENS!!!!! THERE ARE ALIENS IN THE SIDE YARD!!!!!!!!"
*Uh-oh, now he's lost it*
"......what.......?"
"THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!!! THEY WERE SHORT AND THEY GLOWED GOLD, KINDA LIKE THE GOLDEN FIGHTER!!!!! THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE US PRISONER AND DO EXPERIMENTS ON US!!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME PAYPA PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I stare at him, dumbfounded.
"Sharpner, I don't believe in aliens."
"Go outside and see them", he wimpered, clutching my leg with a death grip.
"You wuss!"
I yank him off of my leg and I run outside. I turn to the side yard, and then my eyes widen.
There are strobe lights coming from inside of one of the side buildings of Capsule Corp. The door to it opens up and white smoke pours out. Two figures appear at the door. They are just as Sharpner described them. They glowed.
"We are here to get you! We want your blood! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I run back into the house screaming. I slam the door behind me. I see Sharpner begging Marron to save him from the aliens. Marron just cries.
I pick up Marron. "Hush, don't worry. I won't let them take us!"
When she doesn't stop crying I just put her down and pace the front hallway. I must formulate some sort of plan to defend the children and babysitters of this mansion.
I go upstairs to look for a weapon. I look in Trunks' room. There's a lot of stuff in there.
I see a baseball bat. That will do.
I grab it and run back down the stairs. Sharpner and Marron are still crying.
"Hey, quiet down, they'll be able to find us easily if you don't shut up!"
The sound immediately quit. I hear some sounds outside.
"Hide!", I whisper to them.
Sharpner grabs Marron and pulls them both into the coat closet.
I get a better grip on my bat.
I see the doorknob slowly turn.
I grit my teeth.
The door opens. I raise my bat and I start to bring it back down on the alien. However, I stop short when I see that it is no alien at all. It's Mrs. Briefs. Back early.
I sweat drop.
*Oh shit*
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Did you like it? Please review! Thanks! I've got one last chapter to put up on this one. I hope that you have all enjoyed the story. Thanks for being such good readers and reviewers! Until the last chapter.......
-Ponytail Goddess