Hello, and welcome to the final chapter of Babysitting Saiya-jins: The
Victim's P.O.V. I hope that you will enjoy this last chapter. I might
cry, I really enjoyed writing this and now it's over! I will have to do
another humor fic soon! Well, this chapter is set up a bit differently,
but hopefully you will enjoy it none the less. Happy reading.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z. If only.......if only........
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's P.O.V.
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 7: The Final Atrocities
I quickly pull the bat behind my back and try to look somewhat innocent. I am so scared. I almost hit the richest woman in the world over the head with a metal object!
"M-mrs. Briefs! You're back early!", is all that I can stutter out.
*OH DENDE, SHE'S GOING TO ARREST ME FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!*
She looks at me suspiciously. I gulp. This is not good at all.
Suddenly the closet door flies open. Sharpner and Marron fall out, followed by an avalanche of jackets and hats. Oh dear, I'm in big trouble now. I might as well dig my own grave at this point.
Suddenly, Mr. Briefs starts laughing. Well, actually, it's more like a creepy cackle. My eyes widen at this. There is nothing funny about this!
"Looks like the brats did it again!", he said in between laughs.
Bulma glares at him. "Vegeta, that's enough! Don't make me take down your gravity machine!!!"
That shut him up. I can't help but wonder what exactly a gravity machine is and why it is so important to him. Oh well, as long as he stopped laughing that freaky laugh. I swear, he sounded evil or possessed or something!
Bulma started to say something else, but was suddenly interrupted by the screeching of sirens. A few seconds later a whole convoy of police cars showed up at the mansion. All of the neighbors came out of their houses and stared at the sight. They seemed gaze back and forth from the tee-pee job in their yards to the sight at Capsule Corp, equally interested in both.
Bulma slapped herself. "I forgot to shut off the outdoor alarm system. It silently alerts the police when anybody wanders through the yard after 11 p.m."
I cringe. Bulma does not seem too happy with all of this. And she hasn't even seen the kitchen yet!
"Is that MY spandex you're wearing boy?", Vegeta asked Sharpner, glaring at him.
"Uh........I can explain sir!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYA-JINS IN THIS MANNER!!!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN BEFORE I BLAST YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Sharpner screamed as he ran down the street faster than I had ever imagined that a person could go.
*Prince of all Say-a-whats? Blasting into the next dimension?!? Man, this creep is crazy!*
"VEGETA!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP THREATENING KIDS LIKE THAT!!!!! I WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!"
Mr. Briefs just smirks at this. I am not even going to ask about the events of last Halloween........
Mrs. Briefs walks out on the lawn and yells to the cops and the crowd that has gathered around Capsule Corp. "FALSE ALARM!!! MY KIDS ACCIDENTALLY SET IT OFF!!!!! FALSE ALARM!!!!!"
Bulma goes on like this for quite a while. Vegeta appears to be getting agitated. I don't blame him. Mrs. Briefs can really belt it out. I'm starting to get quite a migraine.
"WOMAN, STOP YOUR BELLOWING!!!!! THEY ALL HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!!", he screams out to her.
"SHUT UP VEGETA!!!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?!?!"
"I KNOW THAT YOUR MOUTH NEVER CEASES MOVING!!!!!!!!!!"
This goes on for quite a while. I go and get Marron in bed while they are screaming. When I come back there are no police officers to be seen, only the Great Saiya-man and Videl are now here.
*Wow, I didn't see them here earlier! How cool, I get to see the Great Saiya-man in person!!!*
The Saiya-man seems to be giggling as Bulma tells him what happened.
*Ok......, what a freak.........*
Bulma now turns to me. "What all did they destroy that belonged to you?"
"My cell phone, clothes, Sharpner's clothes, both of our hair styles, a leather jacket, and my geometry book."
Bulma whips out her checkbook. Hallelujah. I watch as she quickly writes out three checks. She hands them all to me.
"Ok, there's one in there for you, one for Sharpner, and one to replace all of your broken items. Thank you for doing it for us."
I smile and nod. This is the only good thing that has come out of tonight. I tell them all goodnight and quickly leave.
After I'm a little ways away I look at the checks. It was just like she had promised: $100 for me, $100 for Sharpner, and a $500 for replacing. Wow. I can't wait to get some new stuff with this check.
I groan as I remember I have to share it with Sharpner. What a wuss!!! Once he gets all of his new things I am going to dump him. I don't care if he's popular anymore! I refuse to have a wimpy boyfriend!!!
Just as I start walking down the street again I hear screaming. Mrs. Briefs and her voice that really carries. All the way down the street..........
"WHAT WERE YOU BOYS THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITHOUT YOU TORMENTING A BABYSITTER!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR WEEKS!!!!!!! YOU EVEN DYED MARRON'S HAIR!!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO 18!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? YOU ARE GOING TO ALSO CLEAN UP THE PIZZA IN THIS KITCHEN SO THAT THE REPAIR MEN DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A MESS!!!!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?!?!?"
Oh man. I actually feel a bit sorry for the little rascals. Just a little. However, with a check in my pocket, I feel just jolly and start to dance down the street.
"I survived!!!", I sing out as I dance. A few neighbors come out and watch. They probably think I'm another kid on drugs, but that's ok!!! I survived a night at the Briefs' house!!! I can't wait to call Pensla and tell her about it! She was so wrong! I didn't even have to call Mrs. Briefs in the middle of the time!!!
*Though I probably should have*, I think to myself, *.........oh well!*
*Wait a second, what if she calls and asks you again?*
I stop dead in my tracks. I shiver. I really don't ever want to do it again. The money really wasn't worth the torment I had gone through tonight.
*Never again.....never again*
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Well, did you like it? Please review! Ok, I lied! There is going to be a very, very short epilogue tacked onto this! I think I'll put it up today as well! Until then.......
-Ponytail Goddess
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z. If only.......if only........
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Babysitting Saiya-jins: The Victim's P.O.V.
By: Ponytail Goddess
Chapter 7: The Final Atrocities
I quickly pull the bat behind my back and try to look somewhat innocent. I am so scared. I almost hit the richest woman in the world over the head with a metal object!
"M-mrs. Briefs! You're back early!", is all that I can stutter out.
*OH DENDE, SHE'S GOING TO ARREST ME FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!*
She looks at me suspiciously. I gulp. This is not good at all.
Suddenly the closet door flies open. Sharpner and Marron fall out, followed by an avalanche of jackets and hats. Oh dear, I'm in big trouble now. I might as well dig my own grave at this point.
Suddenly, Mr. Briefs starts laughing. Well, actually, it's more like a creepy cackle. My eyes widen at this. There is nothing funny about this!
"Looks like the brats did it again!", he said in between laughs.
Bulma glares at him. "Vegeta, that's enough! Don't make me take down your gravity machine!!!"
That shut him up. I can't help but wonder what exactly a gravity machine is and why it is so important to him. Oh well, as long as he stopped laughing that freaky laugh. I swear, he sounded evil or possessed or something!
Bulma started to say something else, but was suddenly interrupted by the screeching of sirens. A few seconds later a whole convoy of police cars showed up at the mansion. All of the neighbors came out of their houses and stared at the sight. They seemed gaze back and forth from the tee-pee job in their yards to the sight at Capsule Corp, equally interested in both.
Bulma slapped herself. "I forgot to shut off the outdoor alarm system. It silently alerts the police when anybody wanders through the yard after 11 p.m."
I cringe. Bulma does not seem too happy with all of this. And she hasn't even seen the kitchen yet!
"Is that MY spandex you're wearing boy?", Vegeta asked Sharpner, glaring at him.
"Uh........I can explain sir!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYA-JINS IN THIS MANNER!!!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN BEFORE I BLAST YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Sharpner screamed as he ran down the street faster than I had ever imagined that a person could go.
*Prince of all Say-a-whats? Blasting into the next dimension?!? Man, this creep is crazy!*
"VEGETA!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP THREATENING KIDS LIKE THAT!!!!! I WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!"
Mr. Briefs just smirks at this. I am not even going to ask about the events of last Halloween........
Mrs. Briefs walks out on the lawn and yells to the cops and the crowd that has gathered around Capsule Corp. "FALSE ALARM!!! MY KIDS ACCIDENTALLY SET IT OFF!!!!! FALSE ALARM!!!!!"
Bulma goes on like this for quite a while. Vegeta appears to be getting agitated. I don't blame him. Mrs. Briefs can really belt it out. I'm starting to get quite a migraine.
"WOMAN, STOP YOUR BELLOWING!!!!! THEY ALL HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!!", he screams out to her.
"SHUT UP VEGETA!!!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?!?!"
"I KNOW THAT YOUR MOUTH NEVER CEASES MOVING!!!!!!!!!!"
This goes on for quite a while. I go and get Marron in bed while they are screaming. When I come back there are no police officers to be seen, only the Great Saiya-man and Videl are now here.
*Wow, I didn't see them here earlier! How cool, I get to see the Great Saiya-man in person!!!*
The Saiya-man seems to be giggling as Bulma tells him what happened.
*Ok......, what a freak.........*
Bulma now turns to me. "What all did they destroy that belonged to you?"
"My cell phone, clothes, Sharpner's clothes, both of our hair styles, a leather jacket, and my geometry book."
Bulma whips out her checkbook. Hallelujah. I watch as she quickly writes out three checks. She hands them all to me.
"Ok, there's one in there for you, one for Sharpner, and one to replace all of your broken items. Thank you for doing it for us."
I smile and nod. This is the only good thing that has come out of tonight. I tell them all goodnight and quickly leave.
After I'm a little ways away I look at the checks. It was just like she had promised: $100 for me, $100 for Sharpner, and a $500 for replacing. Wow. I can't wait to get some new stuff with this check.
I groan as I remember I have to share it with Sharpner. What a wuss!!! Once he gets all of his new things I am going to dump him. I don't care if he's popular anymore! I refuse to have a wimpy boyfriend!!!
Just as I start walking down the street again I hear screaming. Mrs. Briefs and her voice that really carries. All the way down the street..........
"WHAT WERE YOU BOYS THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITHOUT YOU TORMENTING A BABYSITTER!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR WEEKS!!!!!!! YOU EVEN DYED MARRON'S HAIR!!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO 18!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? YOU ARE GOING TO ALSO CLEAN UP THE PIZZA IN THIS KITCHEN SO THAT THE REPAIR MEN DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A MESS!!!!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?!?!?"
Oh man. I actually feel a bit sorry for the little rascals. Just a little. However, with a check in my pocket, I feel just jolly and start to dance down the street.
"I survived!!!", I sing out as I dance. A few neighbors come out and watch. They probably think I'm another kid on drugs, but that's ok!!! I survived a night at the Briefs' house!!! I can't wait to call Pensla and tell her about it! She was so wrong! I didn't even have to call Mrs. Briefs in the middle of the time!!!
*Though I probably should have*, I think to myself, *.........oh well!*
*Wait a second, what if she calls and asks you again?*
I stop dead in my tracks. I shiver. I really don't ever want to do it again. The money really wasn't worth the torment I had gone through tonight.
*Never again.....never again*
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Well, did you like it? Please review! Ok, I lied! There is going to be a very, very short epilogue tacked onto this! I think I'll put it up today as well! Until then.......
-Ponytail Goddess