SONIC: SHUTDOWN!
PART 1:
After the space colony ARK was stopped, life returned to normal for the people of Mobius. Actually things were better than normal, seeing as Robotnik was no longer a threat.
Anyway, that was three years ago now, and Sonic has quit the hero business (!) and become a professional runner. Tails has become a computer programmer, and works alongside Robotnik in a company called Proman Industries. Knuckles still lives on the floating island, now accompanied by Rouge..
It's a typical Wednesday:
Sonic: Oh, man!! This job is way too easy!! It's BORING!!
Race officials:Now, uh, Mr.Sonic? We can make this job more interesting...
Sonic: I doubt it! I-
B-KRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!
What was THAT?!
(turns head)
I -I don't believe it! I-it's the space colony ARK!!!B-but HOW???!
(The ARK is crashing into the side of a mountain)
That's IT! I QUIT!!
Officials: Sonic! No! WAIT!!!!
(Sonic heads over to Proman Industries...)
Sonic: Tails! That Eggmans' up to something!!I knew it was too good to be true! He hasn't changed at all! The ARK has-
Tails: I already know!!-But, It's not Robotnik! He's right here!
Eggman: For once it's not me, so don't jump to conclusions!!
Sonic: But then who?-Tails! Get the Tornado- We're gonna check it out!!
(They're heading up to the mountain where the ARK crashed, flying in the Tornado)
Tails: We're almost there!
(A laser is fried from the ARK)
FFFFFZUUM! Tails: We're hit!
Sonic and Tails: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Sonic: Bail out!
(They leap out, and land on the mountainside)
Tails: Whoever's up there, really doesn't want us interfering!
Sonic: It sounds like Eggman, but it's not! Who could it be? We have to get up this mountain and find out!!
Tails: Sonic, this mountain is deadly, even by your standards! I doubt even you could make it up there alive!
Sonic: I can try!
Tails: Don't! It's suicide!!There has to be another way!
Sonic: Gnah! But WHAT!?
(Sonic punches the side of the mountain)
K-R-R-K-!!
Tails: Hey, the walls cracking! It looks like there might be a tunnel inside!!
Sonic: Well, there's only one way to find out!!
(Sonic spindashes the wall, and it breaks down)
Tails: There's a tunnel all right!!
Sonic: The we're goin' in!!
(They dash forwards through a twisted cave system)
Sonic: Hey, look! There's light up ahead!!
(They dash to the end of the tunnel)
Tails: OH, NO! This is a volcano!!
Sonic: So much for climbing up the inside...
Tails: Hey! Isn't that the space colony?
Sonic: It's perched on top of the volcano!!
Voice: Kssshhk- Intruders! Die!
Sonic: Huh! It's not as if you can do anything to us from way up there!
Voice: Oh, isn't there! See this laser cannon? It's powerful enough to take this entire volcano down in one shot! With you in it!
Sonic: Yeah, well I'll just-
Voice: What's that? You'll RUN? Too bad! I'm afraid that this laser is the new fastest thing ever, Sonic! You try to run, and this volcano and everything in it will be destroyed!! DAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAH!!
Sonic: Oh...right...
Next: Out of the frying pan.....
PART 1:
After the space colony ARK was stopped, life returned to normal for the people of Mobius. Actually things were better than normal, seeing as Robotnik was no longer a threat.
Anyway, that was three years ago now, and Sonic has quit the hero business (!) and become a professional runner. Tails has become a computer programmer, and works alongside Robotnik in a company called Proman Industries. Knuckles still lives on the floating island, now accompanied by Rouge..
It's a typical Wednesday:
Sonic: Oh, man!! This job is way too easy!! It's BORING!!
Race officials:Now, uh, Mr.Sonic? We can make this job more interesting...
Sonic: I doubt it! I-
B-KRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!
What was THAT?!
(turns head)
I -I don't believe it! I-it's the space colony ARK!!!B-but HOW???!
(The ARK is crashing into the side of a mountain)
That's IT! I QUIT!!
Officials: Sonic! No! WAIT!!!!
(Sonic heads over to Proman Industries...)
Sonic: Tails! That Eggmans' up to something!!I knew it was too good to be true! He hasn't changed at all! The ARK has-
Tails: I already know!!-But, It's not Robotnik! He's right here!
Eggman: For once it's not me, so don't jump to conclusions!!
Sonic: But then who?-Tails! Get the Tornado- We're gonna check it out!!
(They're heading up to the mountain where the ARK crashed, flying in the Tornado)
Tails: We're almost there!
(A laser is fried from the ARK)
FFFFFZUUM! Tails: We're hit!
Sonic and Tails: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Sonic: Bail out!
(They leap out, and land on the mountainside)
Tails: Whoever's up there, really doesn't want us interfering!
Sonic: It sounds like Eggman, but it's not! Who could it be? We have to get up this mountain and find out!!
Tails: Sonic, this mountain is deadly, even by your standards! I doubt even you could make it up there alive!
Sonic: I can try!
Tails: Don't! It's suicide!!There has to be another way!
Sonic: Gnah! But WHAT!?
(Sonic punches the side of the mountain)
K-R-R-K-!!
Tails: Hey, the walls cracking! It looks like there might be a tunnel inside!!
Sonic: Well, there's only one way to find out!!
(Sonic spindashes the wall, and it breaks down)
Tails: There's a tunnel all right!!
Sonic: The we're goin' in!!
(They dash forwards through a twisted cave system)
Sonic: Hey, look! There's light up ahead!!
(They dash to the end of the tunnel)
Tails: OH, NO! This is a volcano!!
Sonic: So much for climbing up the inside...
Tails: Hey! Isn't that the space colony?
Sonic: It's perched on top of the volcano!!
Voice: Kssshhk- Intruders! Die!
Sonic: Huh! It's not as if you can do anything to us from way up there!
Voice: Oh, isn't there! See this laser cannon? It's powerful enough to take this entire volcano down in one shot! With you in it!
Sonic: Yeah, well I'll just-
Voice: What's that? You'll RUN? Too bad! I'm afraid that this laser is the new fastest thing ever, Sonic! You try to run, and this volcano and everything in it will be destroyed!! DAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAH!!
Sonic: Oh...right...
Next: Out of the frying pan.....
