Disclaimer: Yesterday I met a good friend of mine, who happens to be the
CEO at Funimation Toie studios for lunch at Outback. Get this, he said,
"Hiro my boy, how would you like to be the owner of Dragonball/z/Gt?" I
said sure. He said, "Then cough up 10 billion dollars and it's yours.
Naturally, I pulled out my visa. He said he wouldn't accept it, so I don't
own Dragonball/z/Gt. Yet. So I still can't take your dirty money. Gimme
a week or two though.
Bulma: I could loan you the money.
Me: Sorry but I don't think he takes Zennie. And besides, the things I would do if I owned you my sweet.
Somewhere in the distance, Roshi has a nose bleed.
'Where am I?'
Gohan woke up early this morning. He could hear the old man snoring. The half saiyan man rolled out of bed and gently, landed on his feet. Crouching, he stepped over to the door. Using a summersault, Gohan made his exit. The woods were quiet, but gun shots and mortars still riddled the night. Well, riddled the morning and evening and all parts of the day.
Gohan knew that he had to get into the cities to fix his ship. Or at least get a new ship. Somehow, the ship had to be able to endure the ride, and make it in time. "Well, I guess I better get going." Gohan said as he scratched his long black hair. Maybe I'll get a hair cut when I'm in the city.
Gohan couldn't feel any Ki on the planet. I guess I'll get to the bottom of that. Gohan decided that since it was a nice day, he would run to a city. He picked to go south, remembering that the old man said that the monstrous men struck from the north hills and mountains. He figured that all the cities must have been destroyed.
The earth being ran at full speed through the forest, knocking down any tree that stood in his way. When he stopped, it was because he saw the city. Then, he realized he had splinters all over his hands. Won't make that mistake again. Next time I'll use Ki. Gohan attempted to find Ki again, couldn't, and decided to continue out.
When the warrior turned the corner out of the large cluster of dark red trees, Gohan found an army in front of him. The men were large, and brutish. They had tight, bulky armor encasing their entire body. They looked in perfect condition except for two fighters in the back. The looked smaller in height, but stronger. Their long black hair hunger up on the front and banded in a tie at the neck. The black bush spread out at the bottom of the weave.
These two didn't even seem to care about Gohan, but the rest were focused in on him with intense eyes. The tall man a\in the front shouted orders around. "Scout him." The boy to his right pulled a circular but flat device from his belt. Then he replied, "He doesn't even have a reading."
"No reading?" The man in the back, asked with a grizzly voice.
"No sir." The boy confirmed. Gohan stared back at the man who seemed to be in charge. Maybe Gohan couldn't feel the Ki from them, but he could find strength other ways. The way the men in the back carried themselves, not to mention the proof of action, told Gohan that they were the brute fighters of the group. The man in charge wasn't as strong, but maybe third beneath the others in the back.
"What is your name soldier? And why are you out of uniform." The leader demanded.
"I am Gohan of Earth, not your soldier." Gohan said back with annoyance.
"So, you aren't part of this war?"
"All I want is the people in the city to fix my ship so I can go home."
"Afraid not!" One twin in the back informed. "My name is Kenshin, and my brother Mojin and I have come to do away with this city."
"And anyone who stands in our way." The one called Mojin added.
"So, any questions before you leave?" Kenshin asked with foolish confidence.
"Yeah," Gohan stated. "How do I tell which one of you is which? I need to know what to put on your guy's tombstones."
"Fool!" Both shouted as they began their charge. Gohan braced himself for battle, but relaxed when the leader stopped them. "Guys, Fakuoh will fight this battle. You are not needed yet." The brothers stepped back into place and stood at attention.
The kid that scouted Gohan stepped up to the plate. He had short hair, black like the rest of the group and white armor with a yellow stripe running down his right side. Gohan stood there, relaxed in his tattered white Gi. The boy let out a yell and powered up.
Rocks shook from the ground as he raised his power. The rocks crushed when he stopped powering up. Gohan clenched a fist, which bloodied from the condensing. The kid through a fist at Gohan's right eye, but Gohan easily ducked it. He grabbed the shirt and pants of the kid and tore them off.
He stripped from his Gi and put on the boys clothes. The kid stood in his armor, em-bare-assed (ha-ha) beyond belief. "I knew they would be a perfect fit."
The kid charged again, this time trying hid luck by foot. The boot missed Gohan chest by a back flip. During the gymnastics, Gohan used his own boot the kick the younger opponent in the face. Of course, Gohan didn't hurt the kid after embarrassing him.
"Call him back, he doesn't have a chance." Gohan suggested to the group.
"No, you will have to kill him."
"I can't do that, he's a kid. But I can kill you."
"I am a top class fighter, and a general I might add. To dirty my self with a rat like you would be degrading."
Gohan reached behind his head and grabbed a fist that came at his spine. He tossed the boy into the sky. By the time that the kid landed, Gohan took each of the group members out, not including the muscle and brains of the group. Five lying unconscious, three standing, Gohan added one to the pile of bodies when the boy landed.
"Now fight me." Gohan smirked.
"If you want a fight that bad." The man raised his hand at Gohan, charged a ball of Ki, and redirected it into the fallen warriors. "Now that that part of procedure is taken care of, you must defeat Kenshin and Mojin before fighting me."
Gohan was surprised at the confidence of the man. He wasn't the least bit shocked when this guy killed his team though. He had fought people like this before. Vegeta, Freeza, and Maijin Buu under control of Babidi. To amaze Gohan, he would have to be beaten.
Bulma: I could loan you the money.
Me: Sorry but I don't think he takes Zennie. And besides, the things I would do if I owned you my sweet.
Somewhere in the distance, Roshi has a nose bleed.
'Where am I?'
Gohan woke up early this morning. He could hear the old man snoring. The half saiyan man rolled out of bed and gently, landed on his feet. Crouching, he stepped over to the door. Using a summersault, Gohan made his exit. The woods were quiet, but gun shots and mortars still riddled the night. Well, riddled the morning and evening and all parts of the day.
Gohan knew that he had to get into the cities to fix his ship. Or at least get a new ship. Somehow, the ship had to be able to endure the ride, and make it in time. "Well, I guess I better get going." Gohan said as he scratched his long black hair. Maybe I'll get a hair cut when I'm in the city.
Gohan couldn't feel any Ki on the planet. I guess I'll get to the bottom of that. Gohan decided that since it was a nice day, he would run to a city. He picked to go south, remembering that the old man said that the monstrous men struck from the north hills and mountains. He figured that all the cities must have been destroyed.
The earth being ran at full speed through the forest, knocking down any tree that stood in his way. When he stopped, it was because he saw the city. Then, he realized he had splinters all over his hands. Won't make that mistake again. Next time I'll use Ki. Gohan attempted to find Ki again, couldn't, and decided to continue out.
When the warrior turned the corner out of the large cluster of dark red trees, Gohan found an army in front of him. The men were large, and brutish. They had tight, bulky armor encasing their entire body. They looked in perfect condition except for two fighters in the back. The looked smaller in height, but stronger. Their long black hair hunger up on the front and banded in a tie at the neck. The black bush spread out at the bottom of the weave.
These two didn't even seem to care about Gohan, but the rest were focused in on him with intense eyes. The tall man a\in the front shouted orders around. "Scout him." The boy to his right pulled a circular but flat device from his belt. Then he replied, "He doesn't even have a reading."
"No reading?" The man in the back, asked with a grizzly voice.
"No sir." The boy confirmed. Gohan stared back at the man who seemed to be in charge. Maybe Gohan couldn't feel the Ki from them, but he could find strength other ways. The way the men in the back carried themselves, not to mention the proof of action, told Gohan that they were the brute fighters of the group. The man in charge wasn't as strong, but maybe third beneath the others in the back.
"What is your name soldier? And why are you out of uniform." The leader demanded.
"I am Gohan of Earth, not your soldier." Gohan said back with annoyance.
"So, you aren't part of this war?"
"All I want is the people in the city to fix my ship so I can go home."
"Afraid not!" One twin in the back informed. "My name is Kenshin, and my brother Mojin and I have come to do away with this city."
"And anyone who stands in our way." The one called Mojin added.
"So, any questions before you leave?" Kenshin asked with foolish confidence.
"Yeah," Gohan stated. "How do I tell which one of you is which? I need to know what to put on your guy's tombstones."
"Fool!" Both shouted as they began their charge. Gohan braced himself for battle, but relaxed when the leader stopped them. "Guys, Fakuoh will fight this battle. You are not needed yet." The brothers stepped back into place and stood at attention.
The kid that scouted Gohan stepped up to the plate. He had short hair, black like the rest of the group and white armor with a yellow stripe running down his right side. Gohan stood there, relaxed in his tattered white Gi. The boy let out a yell and powered up.
Rocks shook from the ground as he raised his power. The rocks crushed when he stopped powering up. Gohan clenched a fist, which bloodied from the condensing. The kid through a fist at Gohan's right eye, but Gohan easily ducked it. He grabbed the shirt and pants of the kid and tore them off.
He stripped from his Gi and put on the boys clothes. The kid stood in his armor, em-bare-assed (ha-ha) beyond belief. "I knew they would be a perfect fit."
The kid charged again, this time trying hid luck by foot. The boot missed Gohan chest by a back flip. During the gymnastics, Gohan used his own boot the kick the younger opponent in the face. Of course, Gohan didn't hurt the kid after embarrassing him.
"Call him back, he doesn't have a chance." Gohan suggested to the group.
"No, you will have to kill him."
"I can't do that, he's a kid. But I can kill you."
"I am a top class fighter, and a general I might add. To dirty my self with a rat like you would be degrading."
Gohan reached behind his head and grabbed a fist that came at his spine. He tossed the boy into the sky. By the time that the kid landed, Gohan took each of the group members out, not including the muscle and brains of the group. Five lying unconscious, three standing, Gohan added one to the pile of bodies when the boy landed.
"Now fight me." Gohan smirked.
"If you want a fight that bad." The man raised his hand at Gohan, charged a ball of Ki, and redirected it into the fallen warriors. "Now that that part of procedure is taken care of, you must defeat Kenshin and Mojin before fighting me."
Gohan was surprised at the confidence of the man. He wasn't the least bit shocked when this guy killed his team though. He had fought people like this before. Vegeta, Freeza, and Maijin Buu under control of Babidi. To amaze Gohan, he would have to be beaten.