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Trunks: That was so lame.
'The Ultra Monkey Twins'
The two dirty thugs stood before Gohan. Both had the same moronic confidence on their faces. Gohan analyzed their wounds, and figured out their defensive style. He decided to lead them on that he was an unskilled, but powerful fighter. Once they adjusted into their normal style, and dropped their guard somewhat, the saiyan would finish the fight in a couple swift moves.
"Well come on then, I don't have all day." Gohan nagged. "The repair shops do close guys."
"Don't be so anxious kid." The general spat. "You should value these last moments. Pray to god for forgiveness on things you have regret for doing."
"The only regret I have right now is that I didn't kill you yet."
Gohan disappeared with good speed, but when he reappeared in front of the head man, Kenshin was face to face with Gohan.
"Pretty fast." Gohan said.
"My speed isn't why I am the warrior you see, but it is enough to defeat the likes of you."
"Say kid, I know you're name. Mine is General Reeta Ardo."
Mojin chuckled. "You have got to be kidding me." Gohan laughed. "General Retardo."
"Hey, it is the name of the man who has ordered your death; you might like to respect it."
"Come on," Gohan cackled. "My name means rice."
"Get him you two!"
The warriors both disappeared and Gohan slugged Retardo in the face. Gohan then followed the two twins back into the forest. Mojin stood atop a tree, similar to oak, but with a different bark from any on Earth. Gohan shot forward and took a weak swing at the fighter. Mojin moved as predicted, and Gohan's fist slammed into a tree.
"You idiot. That is a poisonous tree. You really are a sucker." Kenshin announced. Gohan yelled a surprised shock when he saw purple syrup dripping from his hand.
"Hmm. I wonder?" Gohan said, past the stage of foreboding. He licked a little from his index finger with the tip of his tongue. "Yeah, sap. Just like on good old Earth."
"Not quite, this sap is much different I think." Kenshin informed Gohan. In a moment, Gohan's visions began to twist. His hand was composed of eight fingers now, and they were yellow with green running from their nails. Gohan stepped back into a tree. As he looked at his hands, if you could still consider them human, a form popped up in front of him. It was Mojin, the one with a tattoo of a snake around his bicep. Gohan watched as the rainbow alien lifted him by his armor and punched him in the stomach.
He was helpless as the brute crashed his face into the mud and dragged him around like a child. Gohan felt paralyzed by the tree sap. He felt the pain, but couldn't help but like it. It was the most fun he had ever experienced.
"More!" Gohan yelled when he was finally pulled from the mud. The saiyan boy raised an arm and slapped a tree over. "More!" Gohan commanded.
"You are insane." Mojin snapped. Gohan slapped Mojin in the chest and the man's breath escaped him. The younger man loomed over the fallen fighter as if circling his prey. "This has gone far enough." Mojin said as he sent a red ball of Ki into the abdomen of Gohan. Gohan would have landed in the tree he cut with his hand, but in stead he landed on a tangle of roots and grass.
Mojin took to the air and unlatched his armor. First he took off his chest plate and revealed a tooth shaped scar stretching from his right to left breast. Then he took off his belt clip and pants. Around his naked waste was something unusual. In a tangled circle, was a thick stream of hair.
"Is that a tail?!" Gohan thundered with curiosity. He was up on his feet with no problem at all.
"Yes it is." Kenshin confirmed.
"You're a saiyan?" Gohan asked.
"Yes, but how would you know that?"
"Let's just call it a guess." Gohan said wryly.
"Well, you get to see what a saiyan can do!" Mojin yelled as he shot a burst of energy into the now dark sky. Not this Gohan thought. The ball hung there in the sky, with Mojin concentrating on it. His eyes expanded with every moment he watched. His muscles grew and hair formed all over his body.
The forming beast screamed with pain as his spine stretched out into a mammoth size. Immediately his body did the same. The teeth of the outzaru were the size of Gohan. Gohan's first reaction was to destroy the false moon. But when he looked at it, his heart started to increase in pace. The light gave off an aroma that only saiyans could smell. His brain pulsed and his chest thumped wildly. He stair was broken when a sudden thud struck his head.
Gohan was through another tree, but he was sane again. The affects wore off completely within moments. Gohan looked at the enormous creature in all its glory. The black eyed maniac was pounding the ground with his fists, Kenshin stood in the air, making sure not to make eye contact with the energy.
Gohan picked his point of attack and began. He did a quick lunge that sent him under the ape. Then another lung behind it. Gohan made a quick jump to the head, but was caught by a furry and callus hand. The brute force overwhelmed Gohan and threw him into the ground again. The fist again approached Gohan, but he rolled away in time and kicked the side of it with fierce rage. The beast didn't even seem to feel the kick and picked Gohan up again. This time, he was thrown at the sky. On his way up he looked into the energy again. He took aim, "Ka-me-ha-me---ha!!!" In a moment, the red ball should have been destroyed by a blue Ki beam, but wasn't.
"What?" Gohan started falling down, and tried to fly back to the new star. But he kept on falling, and falling, and finally crashed into the beast's head. No time to worry about that now. I have to beat this thing. Gohan stood and pelted the outzaru in the head with his own skull. The ape swatted relentlessly at Gohan, but missed him and smacked himself in the head. Now for his tail.
Gohan ran down the creatures back with a mad rush of adrenalin. By the time he got to the back of the ape, an energy wave tore into his spine. Kenshin stood, gasping for breath from his attack. Gohan lie on the ground, bruised and battered, and worn out. For some reason, he could use no Ki. That meant no flying, no Kamehamehas, and more importantly, no raising his power level.
He felt defeated, but not by the creature, but by his own nature. Gohan's had the strongest base power of any Z fighter, even his dad. But not even he could beat this outzaru. Then, Gohan saw the moon. He saw the light slowly drain into his body and his spine began to tingle. He felt it grow, and extend, but not his body. From the tear in his pants, a tail sprouted. It wagged immensely and wrapped around his leg as if thanking him for release with a hug.
Gohan looked back at the moon; it was his only hope left. His eyes widened, his stolen armor tore, his body grew, and his teeth shot bigger, sharper, more fierce.
Gohan stood side by side with the other outzaru. Kenshin looked on in disbelief. How could he be a saiyan, we are the only two.
Yoyoyoyo yo! I think we all needed a break from the Earth life now. That weird powerful kid is going to have to be alone for a while.
Faj: It isn't my fault I am weird.
Trunks: That was so lame.
'The Ultra Monkey Twins'
The two dirty thugs stood before Gohan. Both had the same moronic confidence on their faces. Gohan analyzed their wounds, and figured out their defensive style. He decided to lead them on that he was an unskilled, but powerful fighter. Once they adjusted into their normal style, and dropped their guard somewhat, the saiyan would finish the fight in a couple swift moves.
"Well come on then, I don't have all day." Gohan nagged. "The repair shops do close guys."
"Don't be so anxious kid." The general spat. "You should value these last moments. Pray to god for forgiveness on things you have regret for doing."
"The only regret I have right now is that I didn't kill you yet."
Gohan disappeared with good speed, but when he reappeared in front of the head man, Kenshin was face to face with Gohan.
"Pretty fast." Gohan said.
"My speed isn't why I am the warrior you see, but it is enough to defeat the likes of you."
"Say kid, I know you're name. Mine is General Reeta Ardo."
Mojin chuckled. "You have got to be kidding me." Gohan laughed. "General Retardo."
"Hey, it is the name of the man who has ordered your death; you might like to respect it."
"Come on," Gohan cackled. "My name means rice."
"Get him you two!"
The warriors both disappeared and Gohan slugged Retardo in the face. Gohan then followed the two twins back into the forest. Mojin stood atop a tree, similar to oak, but with a different bark from any on Earth. Gohan shot forward and took a weak swing at the fighter. Mojin moved as predicted, and Gohan's fist slammed into a tree.
"You idiot. That is a poisonous tree. You really are a sucker." Kenshin announced. Gohan yelled a surprised shock when he saw purple syrup dripping from his hand.
"Hmm. I wonder?" Gohan said, past the stage of foreboding. He licked a little from his index finger with the tip of his tongue. "Yeah, sap. Just like on good old Earth."
"Not quite, this sap is much different I think." Kenshin informed Gohan. In a moment, Gohan's visions began to twist. His hand was composed of eight fingers now, and they were yellow with green running from their nails. Gohan stepped back into a tree. As he looked at his hands, if you could still consider them human, a form popped up in front of him. It was Mojin, the one with a tattoo of a snake around his bicep. Gohan watched as the rainbow alien lifted him by his armor and punched him in the stomach.
He was helpless as the brute crashed his face into the mud and dragged him around like a child. Gohan felt paralyzed by the tree sap. He felt the pain, but couldn't help but like it. It was the most fun he had ever experienced.
"More!" Gohan yelled when he was finally pulled from the mud. The saiyan boy raised an arm and slapped a tree over. "More!" Gohan commanded.
"You are insane." Mojin snapped. Gohan slapped Mojin in the chest and the man's breath escaped him. The younger man loomed over the fallen fighter as if circling his prey. "This has gone far enough." Mojin said as he sent a red ball of Ki into the abdomen of Gohan. Gohan would have landed in the tree he cut with his hand, but in stead he landed on a tangle of roots and grass.
Mojin took to the air and unlatched his armor. First he took off his chest plate and revealed a tooth shaped scar stretching from his right to left breast. Then he took off his belt clip and pants. Around his naked waste was something unusual. In a tangled circle, was a thick stream of hair.
"Is that a tail?!" Gohan thundered with curiosity. He was up on his feet with no problem at all.
"Yes it is." Kenshin confirmed.
"You're a saiyan?" Gohan asked.
"Yes, but how would you know that?"
"Let's just call it a guess." Gohan said wryly.
"Well, you get to see what a saiyan can do!" Mojin yelled as he shot a burst of energy into the now dark sky. Not this Gohan thought. The ball hung there in the sky, with Mojin concentrating on it. His eyes expanded with every moment he watched. His muscles grew and hair formed all over his body.
The forming beast screamed with pain as his spine stretched out into a mammoth size. Immediately his body did the same. The teeth of the outzaru were the size of Gohan. Gohan's first reaction was to destroy the false moon. But when he looked at it, his heart started to increase in pace. The light gave off an aroma that only saiyans could smell. His brain pulsed and his chest thumped wildly. He stair was broken when a sudden thud struck his head.
Gohan was through another tree, but he was sane again. The affects wore off completely within moments. Gohan looked at the enormous creature in all its glory. The black eyed maniac was pounding the ground with his fists, Kenshin stood in the air, making sure not to make eye contact with the energy.
Gohan picked his point of attack and began. He did a quick lunge that sent him under the ape. Then another lung behind it. Gohan made a quick jump to the head, but was caught by a furry and callus hand. The brute force overwhelmed Gohan and threw him into the ground again. The fist again approached Gohan, but he rolled away in time and kicked the side of it with fierce rage. The beast didn't even seem to feel the kick and picked Gohan up again. This time, he was thrown at the sky. On his way up he looked into the energy again. He took aim, "Ka-me-ha-me---ha!!!" In a moment, the red ball should have been destroyed by a blue Ki beam, but wasn't.
"What?" Gohan started falling down, and tried to fly back to the new star. But he kept on falling, and falling, and finally crashed into the beast's head. No time to worry about that now. I have to beat this thing. Gohan stood and pelted the outzaru in the head with his own skull. The ape swatted relentlessly at Gohan, but missed him and smacked himself in the head. Now for his tail.
Gohan ran down the creatures back with a mad rush of adrenalin. By the time he got to the back of the ape, an energy wave tore into his spine. Kenshin stood, gasping for breath from his attack. Gohan lie on the ground, bruised and battered, and worn out. For some reason, he could use no Ki. That meant no flying, no Kamehamehas, and more importantly, no raising his power level.
He felt defeated, but not by the creature, but by his own nature. Gohan's had the strongest base power of any Z fighter, even his dad. But not even he could beat this outzaru. Then, Gohan saw the moon. He saw the light slowly drain into his body and his spine began to tingle. He felt it grow, and extend, but not his body. From the tear in his pants, a tail sprouted. It wagged immensely and wrapped around his leg as if thanking him for release with a hug.
Gohan looked back at the moon; it was his only hope left. His eyes widened, his stolen armor tore, his body grew, and his teeth shot bigger, sharper, more fierce.
Gohan stood side by side with the other outzaru. Kenshin looked on in disbelief. How could he be a saiyan, we are the only two.
Yoyoyoyo yo! I think we all needed a break from the Earth life now. That weird powerful kid is going to have to be alone for a while.
Faj: It isn't my fault I am weird.