Disclaimer: Maybe I own it. Maybe I don't. Ha-ha-I don't. But you know what? I own every episode and movie of all series. I actually own all the games too, and not the emulator versions. Does that make me own it?

'The Ape Cloners'

The giant apes turned face to face, growling at each other with contempt. Both began to roar uncontrollably. Trying to outdo the other, nobody won because Gohan took a Ki blast to the ribs that ended the contest. He glanced over to where the pathetic blast had come from and shot a beam from his mouth towards Kenshin, who was panting once again.

The thunderous orange blast tossed Kenshin far out of view. Gohan whipped around and punched the other outzaru in the jaw. It remained standing and punched back. The slugfest continued, but moved all through the upper body, causing Mojin to cough blood every hit. Gohan fired a Ki blast from his mouth that hit Mojin's head like a great idea.

The twin fell backwards, and stayed down. The standing giant rampaged all over his enemy's broken and beaten torso. The helpless beast could only bleed, with no chance of defending itself. But maybe it wouldn't have to defend itself. Gohan crashed to the planet's surface, shaking the ground from impact.

When Gohan' outzaru rose, he stared yet another ape in the eyes; orbs so black you could lose yourself in them. The two threw both hands forward and locked up. Both grappled for position over the other. Gohan looked to be on top, but was unaware of what was to come. Kenshin tripped the younger saiyan to the ground and on his back.

Gohan was pinned to the ground and the beating began. Kenshin fired orange Ki out of his mouth repeatedly, each beam crushing the massive ribcage of Gohan's outzaru form. He began to force his hands up, but that all ended quickly. The wrists snapped and fell back to the ground. A hideous shriek escaped from the neck of Gohan. Kenshin covered his ears for relief, opening the door for Gohan.

A golden Ki shot exited Gohan's black mouth and hit Kenshin's. The singed mouth wailed in pain as Gohan flipped him to his back. The black ape loomed over Kenshin with definitive contempt. And then, something else in Gohan snapped. His ape body began to pulse wildly; shaking as if in seizure. His black eyes aimed at the moonlight as they shared energy.

Slowly, his dark hair changed. It glazed into a brown color, then mutated into a dark red. The red slowly became light orange, and then GOLD. The golden tail wrapped around its enemy and choked him into the air. The now clothed beast continued his assault, pummeling Mojin and Kenshin against each other until the golden ape grew bored, and relaxed.

And relaxed, shrinking down; and relaxed, changing color; and relaxed, changing shape; and relaxed, changing form. Once again, Gohan looked human, rippled muscles; long black hair; and dark red fur covering his body. Except for his chest, Gohan was completely new. There was only one thing left to do, go home.

Gohan took to the air, and back toward the city. A barrier still blocked his path. The scorched land of this planet brought no tear to his eye. All sympathy he would normally feel was left in his afterburner's smoke.

Gohan knew how to enter. He raised an arm and aimed at the sky, generating an alarming amount of Ki. The golden beam shot straight up into the air. Guards inside the wall turned at Gohan. This large man stared at the city with nothing but rage in his eyes. The transformation does take its toil, and that was apparent in his face.

However, the face a men inside the barrio was not one of rage, but of fear. Gohan could make out fuzzed men and women, pointing and shrieking at Gohan. He felt cold inside, ashamed of his heritage, embarrassed. But all those feelings ended when a set of four knuckles were driven into Gohan's spine.

"Well, well, it turns out that the amazing tough guy was somehow also a saiyan." A deep voice laughed.

Gohan turned and greeted a man that Gohan figured was long gone by now. "Generally Retarded, how nice to see you.

"The name is General Retardo. I mean Ardo, Reeta Ardo."

"Ha-ha, funny. I'm surprised you hung around. Actually, I'm not. Hanging yourself is harder than letting me do it for you." Like lightening, an arm gripped the General around the neck. Only sputtering noises leaked from his mouth. Well, vomit and blood also came out. Gohan watched as the warrior choked on his own fluids, turning black in the face and red in the veins. Not much longer.

In seconds, the body Gohan held in the air was cold and limp. It fell to the ground like a ton of bricks. When he turned back to the city, they were all speechless. As the emotionless hero walked towards the city, the force field was dropped and Gohan was greeted by a well dressed man with a badge.