Play Girl Fellowship

CH1

**** To enjoy this story you must be bonged..... or close to it anyway.******

At Play Girl HQ they were getting ready for a career altering experience.... the Fellowship was coming!!!! They had no clue what was in store for them(poor people).

Outside the fellowship was gathering from their limos. Gandalf was especially with a cart that went 60 mi/hr and was shiny.

"Gandalf..... um... please stop that," asked Pippin nervously. Gandalf was licking the muffler and wiping nose on the window.

"Fool of Took!!! I can do whatever I want!!!!" he picked up his pointy hat and poked Pippin in the eye. Pippin went inside the building to cry on Merry shoulder.

"Get off of me you fruitcake!!!" yelled Merry, pushing Pippin away. Sad Pippin went to Frodo and Sam.

"Can I have a carrot?" asked Pippin pouting.

"Why would we have a carrot?" asked Sam. "Don't tell me it to get you in the mood?"

"Huh?" asked Pippin

"Well, we are at Play Girl," said Frodo.

"What is play girl?" asked Pippin. "Do we play soccer or something???"

"Not exactly," said Sam. "I can't believe I'm doing this..... Rosie will kick my ass."

"Speaking of ass kicking... it's Aragorn," said Frodo. "Oh, no!!! Great... Pippin will get it now."

Aragorn walked in wearing a thong with Boromir strolling behind him with a whip. Even scarier, Boromir was wearing a G-String.

"Um... dudes.. did you grab Arwen's normal clothing?" asked Pippin. "Oh forgot hat. Do you have a carrot?"

"You sick monkey!!" exclaimed Bormoir and he whipped Pippin on the butt. Startled Pippin ran off to find somebody else who might have a carrot.

He ran into Legolas on the other side of the waiting room. "Leggi? Do you have a nice pointy carrot?" asked Pippin.

"Since I'm NOT the pervert everyone thinks I am I will assume you mean the veggetable. And no, sorry I have no carrot" said Legolas.

Suddenly Gimli walked out of the bathroom... wearing a hula skirt.

"What the hell are you wearing that for???? asked Legolas.

"To show off my beautiful......" he began.

"Do you have a carrot?" asked Pippin.

"You sick twisted little pudding cup!" yelled Gimli and started hitting Pippin with his braids.

Pippin, running off again, not understanding what everybody's problem was with the carrot, found Gandalf again.

"Hello, my boy," said Gandalf cheerfully," are you ready for the shoot? They are ready for us!"

"Someone is going to shoot us????" asked Pippin in horror.

"Noooooo!!!!! " yelled Aragorn. "Wea re modeling for a magazine."

"What's a magazine?" asked Pippin.

"Fool of a Took!!" cried Gimli. "Just follow us."