Amelia's Mystery Part II
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Minna, please help me in boycotting Puzzler, a so-called 'writer' on FF.net. She claims these stories, when they're really mine. If you don't believe me, look at my mediaminer account and see the stories that she says are hers. Please don't read or review any of her stories. Also, don't attempt to talk to her. I tried to reason about this to her, and she was rude, inconsiderate, and down-right mean! So, please, help me out.
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Kawaii Konversations:
NoV: ;_; Meanie Puzzler.
Xelloss: Ah, yes, the ever-present tribal rivalry between authors.
NoV: What did I ever do to her??
Zelgadis: Simple: you were born, and she didn't like you.
NoV: (sigh) Anyway, I decided that I'm gonna use EVERYBODY'S idea for where Zelgadis is! So, e-mail me to claim your prize! You deserve it! (clap, clap)
**
Amelia, carrying all four "bundles of joy," desperately searching for Zelgadis.
"Mr. Zelgadis!" she called, trying to separate Xelloss and Filia on different hips.
She looked in his bedroom, and didn't find anything.
She looked in the library; nothing.
She looked in the kitchen..and there he was. Drinking coffee. In a diaper.
Amelia nearly dropped all the babies she was holding.
"Baby Mr. Zelgadis!!" she shrieked, running over to him.
He looked up at her, with impossibly huge eyes, and a little dot for a mouth.
He suddenly made a cute, baby-gasping sound. "Mommy!!!"
Amelia's jaw dropped. She shook her head. "No, I'm not-" She stopped and suddenly smirked, an evil, un-Amelia-like smirk. "Yes, Zel-kun! It's Mommy Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune!"
Chibi-Zel ran up to Amelia and hugged her.
He began shouting, "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!!"
Somehow, the oujo managed to add Zelgadis to the pile of children she was holding. She even accomplished carrying them all up the stairs and plopping them on her bed.
Chibi-Gourry stood up, on fat, wobbly legs and started bouncing up and down. Chibi-Lina tried to trip him, while he was doing so. Chibi-Zel waddled over to Amelia and hugged her again.
"Mommy!"
Chibi-Filia was straightening out her skirt, and trying to find all the pieces to her miniature teaset, while Chibi-Xelloss tried to steal her mace.
Amelia's blood boiled. (Which can cause ulcers, don't actually try to get your blood to boil.) She turned to the babies who were engaging in multiple activities on the bed.
"OH-KAY! Enough!" she shrieked, gaining everyone's attention, except for Chibi-Gourry, who was still bouncing to his heart's content.
"Hee!!" he exclaimed, waving his arms about.
Amelia glared at him. "Food," she said, icily.
Instantly, his bouncing stopped, and he sat at full attention.
"Now, that everyone is being a good lil boy or girl," the oujo began, "let's get one thing straight: I have no idea what you all are trying to pull, but the fact that everyone except me is now a baby, is something that I don't think is a coincidence, or an everyday happening!"
"Mommy!" Zelgadis squealed, clomping onto her.
"Not now, my sweet love," she hissed. "If anyone knows who is responsible for this, I want to know right now!"
Filia and Xelloss both pointed at each other, while Gourry started bouncing again.
Amelia sighed. "Oh-kay, well, I have official business to take care of, so I'm gonna have to take you all to a daycare."
Once she turned to look at them all, she was surprised to find that she couldn't carry out her implied action. Every single one of them had grown giant, squiggly eyes that were tearing up.
She sighed again. "Fine. You win. But, I'm not carrying all of you around. I need to find another way..."
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"Ah!" Amelia cried, lifting her head up, and gazing at the morning before her. "This was a great idea! I'm so glad I thought of it!"
She had used a levitation spell to transport all of the babies, and keep them at a reasonable distance from one another.
"Now, to run my errands!"
**
Nova-chan: (robot) Sequence two complete.
Xelloss: Well, that was fun. I got to reach up Fi-chan's skirt and-
Bishounen: I miss my bed.
Xelloss: ...that's it?
Bishounen: Um..for today.
Nova-chan: ;_; (sniffle) The Puzzler wrote a meanie-poo fic about Nova- chan!!
Zelgadis: Yes, yes, we all read it.
Nova-chan: It was so mean!
Xelloss: Uh-huh, all thirteen words of it were simply heart-breaking. You shouldn't take lip from people who can't spell.
Bishounen: I don't see why people are so mean. I miss my mommy. That fic made me miss her.
Nova-chan: I thought your mommy beat the stuffings out of you?
Bishounen: (touchy) She DID. Does that MEAN that I am entitled to hate her and un-allowed to miss her??
Nova-chan: No. I was just wondering if she beat the stuffings out of you.
Bishounen: Oh, I thought you were retorting to my original remark.
Xelloss: ..you realize that you're a freak, don't you?
Bishounen: (Sigh) Yes. But someone has to lead the freakish life!
Nova-chan: All righty, fan-help-time again! What happens next? What mischief should befall them?? It's up to YOU to decide! And don't forget if you suggested an idea for what Zelgadis was doing, e-mail me IlovemenoV@aol.com and claim your prize!! Bai bai!
**
Minna, please help me in boycotting Puzzler, a so-called 'writer' on FF.net. She claims these stories, when they're really mine. If you don't believe me, look at my mediaminer account and see the stories that she says are hers. Please don't read or review any of her stories. Also, don't attempt to talk to her. I tried to reason about this to her, and she was rude, inconsiderate, and down-right mean! So, please, help me out.
**
Kawaii Konversations:
NoV: ;_; Meanie Puzzler.
Xelloss: Ah, yes, the ever-present tribal rivalry between authors.
NoV: What did I ever do to her??
Zelgadis: Simple: you were born, and she didn't like you.
NoV: (sigh) Anyway, I decided that I'm gonna use EVERYBODY'S idea for where Zelgadis is! So, e-mail me to claim your prize! You deserve it! (clap, clap)
**
Amelia, carrying all four "bundles of joy," desperately searching for Zelgadis.
"Mr. Zelgadis!" she called, trying to separate Xelloss and Filia on different hips.
She looked in his bedroom, and didn't find anything.
She looked in the library; nothing.
She looked in the kitchen..and there he was. Drinking coffee. In a diaper.
Amelia nearly dropped all the babies she was holding.
"Baby Mr. Zelgadis!!" she shrieked, running over to him.
He looked up at her, with impossibly huge eyes, and a little dot for a mouth.
He suddenly made a cute, baby-gasping sound. "Mommy!!!"
Amelia's jaw dropped. She shook her head. "No, I'm not-" She stopped and suddenly smirked, an evil, un-Amelia-like smirk. "Yes, Zel-kun! It's Mommy Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune!"
Chibi-Zel ran up to Amelia and hugged her.
He began shouting, "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!!"
Somehow, the oujo managed to add Zelgadis to the pile of children she was holding. She even accomplished carrying them all up the stairs and plopping them on her bed.
Chibi-Gourry stood up, on fat, wobbly legs and started bouncing up and down. Chibi-Lina tried to trip him, while he was doing so. Chibi-Zel waddled over to Amelia and hugged her again.
"Mommy!"
Chibi-Filia was straightening out her skirt, and trying to find all the pieces to her miniature teaset, while Chibi-Xelloss tried to steal her mace.
Amelia's blood boiled. (Which can cause ulcers, don't actually try to get your blood to boil.) She turned to the babies who were engaging in multiple activities on the bed.
"OH-KAY! Enough!" she shrieked, gaining everyone's attention, except for Chibi-Gourry, who was still bouncing to his heart's content.
"Hee!!" he exclaimed, waving his arms about.
Amelia glared at him. "Food," she said, icily.
Instantly, his bouncing stopped, and he sat at full attention.
"Now, that everyone is being a good lil boy or girl," the oujo began, "let's get one thing straight: I have no idea what you all are trying to pull, but the fact that everyone except me is now a baby, is something that I don't think is a coincidence, or an everyday happening!"
"Mommy!" Zelgadis squealed, clomping onto her.
"Not now, my sweet love," she hissed. "If anyone knows who is responsible for this, I want to know right now!"
Filia and Xelloss both pointed at each other, while Gourry started bouncing again.
Amelia sighed. "Oh-kay, well, I have official business to take care of, so I'm gonna have to take you all to a daycare."
Once she turned to look at them all, she was surprised to find that she couldn't carry out her implied action. Every single one of them had grown giant, squiggly eyes that were tearing up.
She sighed again. "Fine. You win. But, I'm not carrying all of you around. I need to find another way..."
**
"Ah!" Amelia cried, lifting her head up, and gazing at the morning before her. "This was a great idea! I'm so glad I thought of it!"
She had used a levitation spell to transport all of the babies, and keep them at a reasonable distance from one another.
"Now, to run my errands!"
**
Nova-chan: (robot) Sequence two complete.
Xelloss: Well, that was fun. I got to reach up Fi-chan's skirt and-
Bishounen: I miss my bed.
Xelloss: ...that's it?
Bishounen: Um..for today.
Nova-chan: ;_; (sniffle) The Puzzler wrote a meanie-poo fic about Nova- chan!!
Zelgadis: Yes, yes, we all read it.
Nova-chan: It was so mean!
Xelloss: Uh-huh, all thirteen words of it were simply heart-breaking. You shouldn't take lip from people who can't spell.
Bishounen: I don't see why people are so mean. I miss my mommy. That fic made me miss her.
Nova-chan: I thought your mommy beat the stuffings out of you?
Bishounen: (touchy) She DID. Does that MEAN that I am entitled to hate her and un-allowed to miss her??
Nova-chan: No. I was just wondering if she beat the stuffings out of you.
Bishounen: Oh, I thought you were retorting to my original remark.
Xelloss: ..you realize that you're a freak, don't you?
Bishounen: (Sigh) Yes. But someone has to lead the freakish life!
Nova-chan: All righty, fan-help-time again! What happens next? What mischief should befall them?? It's up to YOU to decide! And don't forget if you suggested an idea for what Zelgadis was doing, e-mail me IlovemenoV@aol.com and claim your prize!! Bai bai!