Ch3:The Magazine Hits the Racks
The next day, as Katie was showing them the last areas of the city, Sam went to get a newspaper for Frodo.
"Hey!!" he cried motioning to them to come over, "Look at this!"
He was holding Play Girl. Gimli was pictured on the front with a hula skirt. Inside was the scary whip scene with Aragorn and Boromir.
"Eeep!" shrieked Pippin and covered his eyes.
"Glad we weren't there," said Frodo. "Why is this so disturbing?"
"I have no clue," sighed Katie. "I'm happy I quit though. Gucci called last night and asked me to work for their makeup department."
"That's great! I think...." said Legolas, patting her on the shoulder.
"I hope so," said Katie. "Thanks for showing up or I would of had to do that for who knows how long."
Another group of people came up and saw PlayGirl. One said, "Holy dancing monkey terds!!! That is gross. I hope this puts them out of business." They walked away disgusted.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!" cried Katie. The hobbits and Legolas looked at her with horror.
"Sorry," she said.
*****I hope you liked it! I do not know/own Play Girl, or any of the people I put that worked there. They are completely fictional. I know it was cheesy, but I didn't want to get too descriptive. Please R/R nicely.*****