Duo Maxwell
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being with Heero for the rest of my life. Also, being able to fly just by flapping my arms really hard. If I could do that, it would be cool.
What is your greatest fear?
Losing my friends.
On what occasion do you lie?
I'm Duo Maxwell. I may run, or hide, but I never lie. Well, I guess if someone bribed me to lie with a whole shitload of candy, I might do it. I like chocolate.
What is your greatest regret?
That I never got to have a real family.
Who or what is the greatest love of your life?
Heero Yuy. Weeell...Chocolate comes in as a close second.
When and where were you happiest?
When we won the war, and everyone was all like "Yay!". There were lots of parties after that, and when Heero got all drunk, he told me he loved me. It was pretty damn hilarious, cause he was all smashed.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I'd like to be able to eat two large pepperonni pizzas in twenty minutes without barfing. Wait....I can already do that. I guess I would like to be able to fly just by flapping my arms really hard. That would be a kickass talent!
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
I would come back as a pair of Heero's spandex shorts.
Where would you like to live?
Egypt.
What is your most marked characteristic?
People say I talk too much.
What do you value most in your friends?
Honesty.
Who are your favorite writers?
Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe, umm...Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Jhonen Vasquez.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Sally, Hilde, Zechs, annnnnd....anyone whose ever been seriously hurt emotionally or physically and has continued living everyday with hope.
What is it that you most dislike?
Relena's voice. And her pink limo. I don't like clowns either, or the Welchs Juice girl. She's so damn cute, it's scary.
What historical figure do you most identify with?
I guess...umm...Abraham Lincoln.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Godammit! My braid is not a leash! LEGGO!" and... "I love you, Heero."
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be taller.
What trait do you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty, and racism.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Nothing- I leave that up to my public.
What living person do you most despise?
The Welchs Juice Girl.
What deceased person do you most despise?
Hitler.
What is your current state of mind?
I'm passive.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting Heero to admit he loves me, and eating two large pepperonni pizzas in twenty minutes without throwing up.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Living each day without hope. Or getting shot in the balls.
What are your favorite names?
Soleil Moon Fry, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Gary.
How would you like to die?
With Heero. Like maybe we'd both be hit by a bus or something.
What is your motto?
I have a couple:
"Carpe Noctem."
"I run, I hide, but I never lie."
"Look both ways before crossing the street."
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being with Heero for the rest of my life. Also, being able to fly just by flapping my arms really hard. If I could do that, it would be cool.
What is your greatest fear?
Losing my friends.
On what occasion do you lie?
I'm Duo Maxwell. I may run, or hide, but I never lie. Well, I guess if someone bribed me to lie with a whole shitload of candy, I might do it. I like chocolate.
What is your greatest regret?
That I never got to have a real family.
Who or what is the greatest love of your life?
Heero Yuy. Weeell...Chocolate comes in as a close second.
When and where were you happiest?
When we won the war, and everyone was all like "Yay!". There were lots of parties after that, and when Heero got all drunk, he told me he loved me. It was pretty damn hilarious, cause he was all smashed.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I'd like to be able to eat two large pepperonni pizzas in twenty minutes without barfing. Wait....I can already do that. I guess I would like to be able to fly just by flapping my arms really hard. That would be a kickass talent!
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
I would come back as a pair of Heero's spandex shorts.
Where would you like to live?
Egypt.
What is your most marked characteristic?
People say I talk too much.
What do you value most in your friends?
Honesty.
Who are your favorite writers?
Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe, umm...Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Jhonen Vasquez.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Sally, Hilde, Zechs, annnnnd....anyone whose ever been seriously hurt emotionally or physically and has continued living everyday with hope.
What is it that you most dislike?
Relena's voice. And her pink limo. I don't like clowns either, or the Welchs Juice girl. She's so damn cute, it's scary.
What historical figure do you most identify with?
I guess...umm...Abraham Lincoln.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Godammit! My braid is not a leash! LEGGO!" and... "I love you, Heero."
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be taller.
What trait do you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty, and racism.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Nothing- I leave that up to my public.
What living person do you most despise?
The Welchs Juice Girl.
What deceased person do you most despise?
Hitler.
What is your current state of mind?
I'm passive.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting Heero to admit he loves me, and eating two large pepperonni pizzas in twenty minutes without throwing up.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Living each day without hope. Or getting shot in the balls.
What are your favorite names?
Soleil Moon Fry, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Gary.
How would you like to die?
With Heero. Like maybe we'd both be hit by a bus or something.
What is your motto?
I have a couple:
"Carpe Noctem."
"I run, I hide, but I never lie."
"Look both ways before crossing the street."