Zechs Marquise/Milliardo Peacecraft
Note: The author would like to note that Mr. Zechs was quite mentally unstable at the time the "interview" took place. He had been living in the same house as his sister for five months, and she compelled him to become nuts. So, none of Mr.Marquise's answers should be taken seriously. If they are taken seriously, I cannot be held responsible for what happens. Onto the questionnaire.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Getting away from *twitch* Relena *twitch*
What is your greatest fear?
Relena...*twitchtwitch* NO WAIT!! BUNNIES!! IM SCARED OF BUNNIES, NOT MY *twitch* DEAR *twitch* LOVING *twitchtwitch* SISTER!!
On what occasion do you lie?
I lied when I said Relena is my dear loving sister. *twitchtwitch* NOOOOO!! I NEVER LIE! NOT ME UHH-UHH NOOOO!!
What is your greatest regret?
Not suffocating Relena when she was little. *BZAP!*
(Author would like to note that Mr.Zechs is wearing a shock collar and that Ms.Relena was spotted earlier stalking the author and her brother holding a small remote control.) Who or what is the greatest love of your life?
Wufe-*BZAP!* @_@ Releeenaa........
When and where were you happiest?
I'm never happy! GET ME OUT!! HEEEELLP-*BZAP!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Which talent would you most like to have?
*_* Uuuuuuhh... *sits there drooling, a vacant stare on his face*
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
Die...? YES!! KILL ME NOWW!!! SHOOT ME PLEASE!! *twitch* *BZAP!* X_x
Where would you like to live?
Anywhere but here, here is hell!! *BZAP!**BZAP!* *twitch*twitch*
What is your mkost marked charecteristic?
X_X
What do you value most in your friends?
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....*BZAP*
Who are your favorite writers?
Someone kill her!! SHOOT NOW!!! *twitch*
Who are your heros in real life?
I want my mommy
What is it that you most dislike?
Relena...must...DIE!! *BZAP!*
What historical figure do you most identify with?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
*Bzap!* X_x Hair....burned off...scalp..*twitch*
What trait do you most deplore in others?
Torture....she's...EVIIIIIIIIIL....*BZAP!*
What do you dislike most about your appearence?
Bbbbbbuuuuhhhdddfffeeeegg....Mwehehehehe!
Translation: My mask. Why do I wear one? Something smells funny. Ooh, a hamster! Mwehehehehe!
What living person do you most despise?
RELENA!! I HATE RELENA!! *BZAP!*
What deceased person do you most despise?
Reeeeeeeeeleeeenaaa....gonnnnna geeeeeeeeeeeeet yoooooooou... *twitch*
What is your current state of mind?
*_*
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
*drools* Uhhh....
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
My life! MY LIFE IS *BZAP* SHIT!!"
What are your favorite names?
X_x Harry Potter....weeeee...
How would you like to die?
NOW!! SHOOT ME NOW!!! AIIIIIIA!
What is your motto?
Kill Relena.... *BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Author would like to note that some events took place after the "interview" took place; the following is a carefully edited version of what happened.)
Zechs: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tears off the collar*
Relena: O.O Eeep! Bad big brother!! *runs*
Zechs: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAKAWAKAWAKA!!! *pulls out a grenade launcher from no where*
Relena: I WAAAS JUUUUUST TRYIIIING TOOO BEEEEEEEEEEEEE A GOOOOOD LIIIITLE SIIIIIIISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zechs: *aims and pulls trigger* EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!
Relena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Zechs: *throws off all his clothes and runs away naked screaming like a rabid weasel* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M FREEE!! WATCH OUT WORLD, HERE COMES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mob of fan girls: O.O
Author: -.- Good grief.
Mob of fan girls: O.O
Mob of fan boys: O.O
Author: Enough. *writes clothes back onto Zechs*
Mob of fan boys/girls: Awwww!
Author: Shut up. Leave!! GO!! Now!! *threatens group with an uzi*
Zechs: *runs into author and tramples author, breaking many of the author's bones and forcing the author to spend many days in the hospital* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Author: And they all lived happily...well, mediorcely ever after.
(The author would like to take this time to note that Johnny Depp is a hotty. That is all.)
(Author would also like to note that author had just pulled an all-nighter with thirteen cups of coffee and that author will probably regret writing something this stupid and totally pointless in the near future. That is really all.)
Note: The author would like to note that Mr. Zechs was quite mentally unstable at the time the "interview" took place. He had been living in the same house as his sister for five months, and she compelled him to become nuts. So, none of Mr.Marquise's answers should be taken seriously. If they are taken seriously, I cannot be held responsible for what happens. Onto the questionnaire.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Getting away from *twitch* Relena *twitch*
What is your greatest fear?
Relena...*twitchtwitch* NO WAIT!! BUNNIES!! IM SCARED OF BUNNIES, NOT MY *twitch* DEAR *twitch* LOVING *twitchtwitch* SISTER!!
On what occasion do you lie?
I lied when I said Relena is my dear loving sister. *twitchtwitch* NOOOOO!! I NEVER LIE! NOT ME UHH-UHH NOOOO!!
What is your greatest regret?
Not suffocating Relena when she was little. *BZAP!*
(Author would like to note that Mr.Zechs is wearing a shock collar and that Ms.Relena was spotted earlier stalking the author and her brother holding a small remote control.) Who or what is the greatest love of your life?
Wufe-*BZAP!* @_@ Releeenaa........
When and where were you happiest?
I'm never happy! GET ME OUT!! HEEEELLP-*BZAP!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Which talent would you most like to have?
*_* Uuuuuuhh... *sits there drooling, a vacant stare on his face*
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
Die...? YES!! KILL ME NOWW!!! SHOOT ME PLEASE!! *twitch* *BZAP!* X_x
Where would you like to live?
Anywhere but here, here is hell!! *BZAP!**BZAP!* *twitch*twitch*
What is your mkost marked charecteristic?
X_X
What do you value most in your friends?
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....*BZAP*
Who are your favorite writers?
Someone kill her!! SHOOT NOW!!! *twitch*
Who are your heros in real life?
I want my mommy
What is it that you most dislike?
Relena...must...DIE!! *BZAP!*
What historical figure do you most identify with?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
*Bzap!* X_x Hair....burned off...scalp..*twitch*
What trait do you most deplore in others?
Torture....she's...EVIIIIIIIIIL....*BZAP!*
What do you dislike most about your appearence?
Bbbbbbuuuuhhhdddfffeeeegg....Mwehehehehe!
Translation: My mask. Why do I wear one? Something smells funny. Ooh, a hamster! Mwehehehehe!
What living person do you most despise?
RELENA!! I HATE RELENA!! *BZAP!*
What deceased person do you most despise?
Reeeeeeeeeleeeenaaa....gonnnnna geeeeeeeeeeeeet yoooooooou... *twitch*
What is your current state of mind?
*_*
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
*drools* Uhhh....
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
My life! MY LIFE IS *BZAP* SHIT!!"
What are your favorite names?
X_x Harry Potter....weeeee...
How would you like to die?
NOW!! SHOOT ME NOW!!! AIIIIIIA!
What is your motto?
Kill Relena.... *BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP**BZAP*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Author would like to note that some events took place after the "interview" took place; the following is a carefully edited version of what happened.)
Zechs: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tears off the collar*
Relena: O.O Eeep! Bad big brother!! *runs*
Zechs: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAKAWAKAWAKA!!! *pulls out a grenade launcher from no where*
Relena: I WAAAS JUUUUUST TRYIIIING TOOO BEEEEEEEEEEEEE A GOOOOOD LIIIITLE SIIIIIIISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zechs: *aims and pulls trigger* EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!
Relena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Zechs: *throws off all his clothes and runs away naked screaming like a rabid weasel* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M FREEE!! WATCH OUT WORLD, HERE COMES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mob of fan girls: O.O
Author: -.- Good grief.
Mob of fan girls: O.O
Mob of fan boys: O.O
Author: Enough. *writes clothes back onto Zechs*
Mob of fan boys/girls: Awwww!
Author: Shut up. Leave!! GO!! Now!! *threatens group with an uzi*
Zechs: *runs into author and tramples author, breaking many of the author's bones and forcing the author to spend many days in the hospital* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Author: And they all lived happily...well, mediorcely ever after.
(The author would like to take this time to note that Johnny Depp is a hotty. That is all.)
(Author would also like to note that author had just pulled an all-nighter with thirteen cups of coffee and that author will probably regret writing something this stupid and totally pointless in the near future. That is really all.)