Disclaimer: Devilpet doesn't own YGO or any of the cast.
Devilpet: W/e, anyways, this is the story of Yugi and Yami. A torture fic.
Yugi: This isn't like spin the bottle, is it?
Yami: *SHIVERS*
Devilpet: Oh no need to worry, it's a story, not a game, BUT now that you mention it-
Yami: NONONO
Devilpet: Shut up, I won't do it today, but in chapter two..
Yugi and Yami: ^_^ wait. o.o;
Devilpet: Here we go..
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Car Trouble
On a Saturday, Yugi woke up at 5:30 in the morning to the sound of a doorbell ring. He opened the door, half asleep to find Mai holding out some automatic keys.
"Hey, Yugi, you wouldn't mind taking care of my car and my dog while I'm at Hawaii, would you?" she asked.
"Okey Dokey, no problem" he answered drowsily.
"Great! Feed the Lulu twice a day after breakfast and before dinner and walk her before all meals. Here are the keys to the car, just make sure it doesn't get damaged, and here are Lulu's toys" she blabbered giving Yugi the keys, the dog inside a travel box, and 8 Pathmark bags full of toys, food, and chewy bones.
"Okey Dokey, no problem" he said drooling.
"Thanks, and treat Lulu like a princess, she needs her love" Mai ran back to a red Jeep that soon sped out of Yugi's driveway.
"What does she want? It's only 5:30, and why do you have a poodle?" asked Yami.
"Oh, we gotta take care of her dog and her car." Mumbled Yugi.
"What? YUGI MUTTO, YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO POODLES. What kinda car?"
Yugi looked at the keys Mai gave him, "A Porsche, and where'd you get the idea I'm aller-a-A-CHOO to dogs?" Yugi asked. He handed to keys to Yami.
"You wanna go for a ride?" Yami asked as he let Lulu loose. "HOLY CRUD! MAI PUT GLITTER ON THE THING!" Yugi began digging through the bags for a leash when he fell asleep on the spot. "Wake up, I wanna ride the car!!!" Yami whined as he shook Yugi awake and choked a gallon of coffee down Yugi's throat.
"CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME!!!!!!" Yugi squealed. Yami found Lulu's leash and put it on Yugi. He decided Lulu should stay home. h "Let's go aibou" Yami sighed. He pulled Yugi to the car and searched through his pockets for the keys. "Woops, must've left it in the house" said Yami
"I KNOW! I KNOW! TO OPEN THE CAR, YOU GOTTA GO IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!" screamed Yugi as he busted through the window and pulled Yami in.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AIBOU! YOU SHATTERED MAI'S WINDOW! Oh well, might as well drive it to the auto-repair. Um, I don't have the keys." Yami thought as Yugi bounced in his seat.
"I KNOW! I KNOW! TO START A CAR IS LIKE STARTING A HORSE, YOU GOTTA KICK IT HARD!!!!" yelled the crazy kid as he began kicking viciously at the dashboard and amazingly, the car started, even though there was now a huge hole there.
"Great work! Err. w/e. Let's go!" As soon as Yami finished these words, the engine roared and the boys headed to the Auto-Repair.
4 hours later..
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE DIRECTION FROM YOU, AIBOU-"
"But-"
"NO! WE ARE NOW GOING MY WAY!"
"THE AUTO-REPAIR IS TO OUR LEFT!!!!!!" squealed Yugi.
"Oh," said Yami as they drove in. The entire back of the car was smashed after Yami tried to get out of the driveway and now it would be repaired. "We'd like everything fixed," said Yami to the repairman as they got out of the car.
"That'll be $99,999.99" said the repairman.
"WHAT??? You know what, forget the inner damage and the window, how much would the rear cost?" Yami asked.
"Hmmm.. Let's see. That'll be $50." Replied the Repairman.
"Here" grumbled Yami. He had just lost 1day's salary at the shop.
"LOOKY!!!" squealed Yugi. A giant machine moved in over the men's heads and it dropped a sharp wall-like thing over the back of the Porsche. The wall-like thing moved away and all that was left was a bottomless car.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Yelled Yami.
"Hey, that's why it's only $50!"
Yugi and Yami jumped into the car, and left. Yami took a turn left and it ended up right in front of the house. "Aibou, let me see that map." Yugi handed the map to Yami upside down. "YOU READ IT UPSIDE DOWN!" Yami yelled.
As soon as they got in the house, Yugi ate Captain Crunch as Yami fed Lulu. As soon as they finished, Yugi and Yami set off for a search for the keys. They weren't anywhere! All the sudden, they heard a honking sound coming from Lulu's direction. Yugi stared at Yami and asked, "What did you feed him?"
The two stared at each other, and then at Lulu, then back at each other and screamed.
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Devilpet: So, what do you think?
Yami: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Yugi: YES IT WAS!
Devilpet: Um. Yugi, would you like to do the honors?
Yami: REVIEW AND PLEASE NO FLAMES!
Yugi: Hey, that was my job!
Devilpet: *Takes out hammer, knocks both out* That's it for today, folks!
Devilpet: W/e, anyways, this is the story of Yugi and Yami. A torture fic.
Yugi: This isn't like spin the bottle, is it?
Yami: *SHIVERS*
Devilpet: Oh no need to worry, it's a story, not a game, BUT now that you mention it-
Yami: NONONO
Devilpet: Shut up, I won't do it today, but in chapter two..
Yugi and Yami: ^_^ wait. o.o;
Devilpet: Here we go..
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Car Trouble
On a Saturday, Yugi woke up at 5:30 in the morning to the sound of a doorbell ring. He opened the door, half asleep to find Mai holding out some automatic keys.
"Hey, Yugi, you wouldn't mind taking care of my car and my dog while I'm at Hawaii, would you?" she asked.
"Okey Dokey, no problem" he answered drowsily.
"Great! Feed the Lulu twice a day after breakfast and before dinner and walk her before all meals. Here are the keys to the car, just make sure it doesn't get damaged, and here are Lulu's toys" she blabbered giving Yugi the keys, the dog inside a travel box, and 8 Pathmark bags full of toys, food, and chewy bones.
"Okey Dokey, no problem" he said drooling.
"Thanks, and treat Lulu like a princess, she needs her love" Mai ran back to a red Jeep that soon sped out of Yugi's driveway.
"What does she want? It's only 5:30, and why do you have a poodle?" asked Yami.
"Oh, we gotta take care of her dog and her car." Mumbled Yugi.
"What? YUGI MUTTO, YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO POODLES. What kinda car?"
Yugi looked at the keys Mai gave him, "A Porsche, and where'd you get the idea I'm aller-a-A-CHOO to dogs?" Yugi asked. He handed to keys to Yami.
"You wanna go for a ride?" Yami asked as he let Lulu loose. "HOLY CRUD! MAI PUT GLITTER ON THE THING!" Yugi began digging through the bags for a leash when he fell asleep on the spot. "Wake up, I wanna ride the car!!!" Yami whined as he shook Yugi awake and choked a gallon of coffee down Yugi's throat.
"CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME CAR TIME!!!!!!" Yugi squealed. Yami found Lulu's leash and put it on Yugi. He decided Lulu should stay home. h "Let's go aibou" Yami sighed. He pulled Yugi to the car and searched through his pockets for the keys. "Woops, must've left it in the house" said Yami
"I KNOW! I KNOW! TO OPEN THE CAR, YOU GOTTA GO IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!" screamed Yugi as he busted through the window and pulled Yami in.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AIBOU! YOU SHATTERED MAI'S WINDOW! Oh well, might as well drive it to the auto-repair. Um, I don't have the keys." Yami thought as Yugi bounced in his seat.
"I KNOW! I KNOW! TO START A CAR IS LIKE STARTING A HORSE, YOU GOTTA KICK IT HARD!!!!" yelled the crazy kid as he began kicking viciously at the dashboard and amazingly, the car started, even though there was now a huge hole there.
"Great work! Err. w/e. Let's go!" As soon as Yami finished these words, the engine roared and the boys headed to the Auto-Repair.
4 hours later..
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE DIRECTION FROM YOU, AIBOU-"
"But-"
"NO! WE ARE NOW GOING MY WAY!"
"THE AUTO-REPAIR IS TO OUR LEFT!!!!!!" squealed Yugi.
"Oh," said Yami as they drove in. The entire back of the car was smashed after Yami tried to get out of the driveway and now it would be repaired. "We'd like everything fixed," said Yami to the repairman as they got out of the car.
"That'll be $99,999.99" said the repairman.
"WHAT??? You know what, forget the inner damage and the window, how much would the rear cost?" Yami asked.
"Hmmm.. Let's see. That'll be $50." Replied the Repairman.
"Here" grumbled Yami. He had just lost 1day's salary at the shop.
"LOOKY!!!" squealed Yugi. A giant machine moved in over the men's heads and it dropped a sharp wall-like thing over the back of the Porsche. The wall-like thing moved away and all that was left was a bottomless car.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Yelled Yami.
"Hey, that's why it's only $50!"
Yugi and Yami jumped into the car, and left. Yami took a turn left and it ended up right in front of the house. "Aibou, let me see that map." Yugi handed the map to Yami upside down. "YOU READ IT UPSIDE DOWN!" Yami yelled.
As soon as they got in the house, Yugi ate Captain Crunch as Yami fed Lulu. As soon as they finished, Yugi and Yami set off for a search for the keys. They weren't anywhere! All the sudden, they heard a honking sound coming from Lulu's direction. Yugi stared at Yami and asked, "What did you feed him?"
The two stared at each other, and then at Lulu, then back at each other and screamed.
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Devilpet: So, what do you think?
Yami: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Yugi: YES IT WAS!
Devilpet: Um. Yugi, would you like to do the honors?
Yami: REVIEW AND PLEASE NO FLAMES!
Yugi: Hey, that was my job!
Devilpet: *Takes out hammer, knocks both out* That's it for today, folks!