Devilpet: Welcome back! If you didn't know, I'm in the middle of
breakfast, so I'll let Yugi and Yami do the entire chit chat thing.
Yami: I It's YOUR FAULT!
Yugi: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Yami: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Yugi: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Devilpet: SHUT UP!!!!!! *Smacks them across the heads with a cereal bowl*
Lulu: Woof, woof, bark, ooooooooo, bark. (Devilpet don't own YGO or the cast)
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Yugi and Yami began to chase after the dog for hours when Yugi said "Shouldn't we be walking it around now?"
"I think it got enough exercise from all the running around." Panted Yami.
"Uh, when you walk a dog, that's when the dog is supposed to dump the load, isn't it?" Said a very worried Yugi. The two looked at each other and then at the dog, which was preparing to dump its load on the most expensive couch in the house.
"NO!!!" Screamed Yami as he scooped up the poodle and threw it outside. "There, problem fixed!"
"Uh. Yami, if you threw the dog out, with no fence that would mean the dog would run away, right? And that would mean we couldn't get in the car, right? And that would mean that Mai wouldn't be happy, right? Uh, oh!"
The two ran outside chasing after the dog when they finally gave up. They put up "MISSING" posters everywhere and they never found little Lulu.
MEANWHILE..
Lulu was sitting in the backyard of the Mutto house dumping her load on the grass, and then covering it up. She decided she was so bored and when she saw a squirrel, she barked, but there was no bark that came out, there was a honk from the car keys. That was when Yugi found her 2 days before Mai's return.
"YAMI! YAMI! I FOUND A-A-CHOO! LULU!" Screamed Yugi to his Yami, who was glued the Spongebob Squarepants episode of the pizza delivery.
"KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME!" He sang, or screamed. "What? Did you say something, aibou? Hey! There's Lulu!"
"How can we get the keys out," wondered Yami "I KNOW!" Yami took out an old litter box and filled it with that stuff you use for cats. He put it in Lulu's travel box and locked Lulu inside. Every day, Yugi and Yami would have to check the litter box if the car keys were in the poop that Lulu had made.
NEXT DAY.
"AIBOU! I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE KEYS!" Squealed Yami.
"F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER, U IS FOR YOU AND ME, N IS FOR ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AT ALL, DOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!! Sorry, did you say something? Oh! You found the keys! Great, but I think Lulu's going to die because when I took her out, she looked very thin."
"You didn't feed her? I thought we had a deal! You feed, I clean!"
"My allergies were getting in the way!" Said a pitiful Yugi.
The two of them started choking IAM's dog food down Lulu's throat, and the next morning, she was so fat she couldn't move. Today, Mai was coming home and everything was ready. Sort of.
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Devilpet: So, if you like it, please review and no flames!
Yugi: What's going to happen to us?
Yami: It was an accident!
Devilpet: If you treat me real good, I'll make the ending real good.
Yugi and Yami: ^ u ^
PLEASE REVIEW. NO FLAMES!
Yami: I It's YOUR FAULT!
Yugi: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Yami: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Yugi: No, it's YOUR FAULT!
Devilpet: SHUT UP!!!!!! *Smacks them across the heads with a cereal bowl*
Lulu: Woof, woof, bark, ooooooooo, bark. (Devilpet don't own YGO or the cast)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yugi and Yami began to chase after the dog for hours when Yugi said "Shouldn't we be walking it around now?"
"I think it got enough exercise from all the running around." Panted Yami.
"Uh, when you walk a dog, that's when the dog is supposed to dump the load, isn't it?" Said a very worried Yugi. The two looked at each other and then at the dog, which was preparing to dump its load on the most expensive couch in the house.
"NO!!!" Screamed Yami as he scooped up the poodle and threw it outside. "There, problem fixed!"
"Uh. Yami, if you threw the dog out, with no fence that would mean the dog would run away, right? And that would mean we couldn't get in the car, right? And that would mean that Mai wouldn't be happy, right? Uh, oh!"
The two ran outside chasing after the dog when they finally gave up. They put up "MISSING" posters everywhere and they never found little Lulu.
MEANWHILE..
Lulu was sitting in the backyard of the Mutto house dumping her load on the grass, and then covering it up. She decided she was so bored and when she saw a squirrel, she barked, but there was no bark that came out, there was a honk from the car keys. That was when Yugi found her 2 days before Mai's return.
"YAMI! YAMI! I FOUND A-A-CHOO! LULU!" Screamed Yugi to his Yami, who was glued the Spongebob Squarepants episode of the pizza delivery.
"KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME!" He sang, or screamed. "What? Did you say something, aibou? Hey! There's Lulu!"
"How can we get the keys out," wondered Yami "I KNOW!" Yami took out an old litter box and filled it with that stuff you use for cats. He put it in Lulu's travel box and locked Lulu inside. Every day, Yugi and Yami would have to check the litter box if the car keys were in the poop that Lulu had made.
NEXT DAY.
"AIBOU! I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE KEYS!" Squealed Yami.
"F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER, U IS FOR YOU AND ME, N IS FOR ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AT ALL, DOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!! Sorry, did you say something? Oh! You found the keys! Great, but I think Lulu's going to die because when I took her out, she looked very thin."
"You didn't feed her? I thought we had a deal! You feed, I clean!"
"My allergies were getting in the way!" Said a pitiful Yugi.
The two of them started choking IAM's dog food down Lulu's throat, and the next morning, she was so fat she couldn't move. Today, Mai was coming home and everything was ready. Sort of.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Devilpet: So, if you like it, please review and no flames!
Yugi: What's going to happen to us?
Yami: It was an accident!
Devilpet: If you treat me real good, I'll make the ending real good.
Yugi and Yami: ^ u ^
PLEASE REVIEW. NO FLAMES!