Disclaimer: I don't own dbz…o.o; and I don't own any of the characters…and all these events are untrue but they could happen!!!
Author's Note: Heya ppl! Long time no see! Sorry it took so long to update but I was kinda contemplating between stories and which ones I should work on…this wasn't one that I chose but my mind just started working so I typed…^-^; anyway hope you enjoy this chapter and reviews are appreciated!
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Chapter Two: Trunks and Goten
Birds could be heard from the open window as Joe sat himself down for his next day as a Relationship Counselor. Today, he had another couple coming in and he was happy. Finally, some real work experience! The previous day had been the worst experience of his life, and he was glad as hell that it was over.
As he began fiddling with a pen, someone knocked on the door. Glancing at his watch, he saw that his patients were do and said cheerfully, "It's open."
Joe stared cynically as two children flaunted into the room and took the seats in front of him.
"Hiya Doc," greeted the lavender haired boy.
"Hi!" exclaimed his shorter friend.
Joe stared at them, but mostly at the dark haired boy. He couldn't quite place it but that boy seemed quite familiar. "Erm...kids? I think your in the wrong room..." suggested Joe.
The younger boy tilted his head, "We are?...but the nice lady said your doctor Joe..."
"That's correct, but I don't deal with child cases...school and stuff aren't subjects I give insight in. You see, I'm a relationship counselor and in a moment or so my client's Trunks and Goten are going to be coming in so you two have to leave now," explained Joe.
The older boy grunted, "What an idiot..."
Joe looked at the child, "Excuse me?"
The lavender hair child sat up in his seat and said, "We are Trunks and Goten. I'm Trunks and he is Goten."
"..." Joe swallowed and then remembered his last session. That younger boy Goten looked exactly like the father who was having sex with his son...what's his name? Goku! That's it! Goten looked like Goku! Damn, that can't be good.
"So doc, Goten's dad said you helped him and Gohan out...although I don't see much of a difference in their relationship..." grunted Trunks, obviously not to pleased about being here.
"Yeah daddy said your the best guy for the job! He recommended you to all of his friends!" added Goten.
The doctor groaned. This was just perfect. Goten was another one of Goku's sons...What? Does he sleep with him too??? "All right what are you two doing here?"
Goten grinned, "Well me and Trunks have hit a snag in our relationship..."
Joe sat up in his chair, "Wait...you two are in a relationship?...You mean a friendship kinda thing right?"
"No stupid! He means a sexual one. Sheesh you are a relationship doctor...WHAT ELSE WOULD WE BE HERE FOR??" Trunks pointed out loudly.
Goten cringed and then said, "Don't mind him doctor, his mommy made him come."
Joe winced and asked silently, "How old are you two?"
"Eight." grunted Trunks.
"Seven." answered Goten.
Joe's face faltered. They are having a sexual relationship?? They haven't even reached puberty for crying out loud! "Kids...don't you think you're a bit young for a...erm...sexual relationship?"
"Nah," they both answered plainly.
Joe knew he was going to regret going on with this, but his job had just begun and he couldn't afford to drop a client. "Okay..." he began as he pulled out a pad and pencil. "Let's begin shall we?"
"Okay!" agreed Goten.
"Whatever..." Trunks muttered.
"Okay..." Joe thought of how to deal with this and decided to just ask the obvious. "What kind of snag are you two in with your relationship...?"
"Well...you see...lately when Trunks comes over...he...he...he..." Goten stammered.
Joe raised an eyebrow and guessed, "He ignores you?"
"Yeah, that's it! And well he pays more attention to...to...to..." Goten began getting lost in thought again.
The doctor sighed and sat back in his chair. "To your mother? You know its normal for a boy to be attracted to older woman, and you know it's okay to be straight..."
Goten's head shot up, "Oh no no no, not my mom. Trunk's keeps flirting with daddy!"
Trunks blushed and slid down in his seat.
Joe was speechless. God! What kind of family is this?? The man who was in here before has an eight year old boy drooling over him?? That is just wrong. Joe slowly cleared his throat and started, "Erg...are you sure he's flirting? Trunks, you're not really flirting with Goten's father are you?" Please say no! Please say no! Please say no!
"Yeah...I am..." confessed Trunks quietly.
Damn it! Why didn't he say no!? Joe couldn't believe what he was hearing but knew he had to act professional so he continued. "Why do you flirt with your frien-"
"Boyfriend," corrected Goten.
"Erg...right..." agreed Joe apprehensively. "So why do you flirt with your "boyfriend's" father?"
"Because he's hot," stated Trunks in an obvious tone.
"Oh..." said Joe. Because he's hot?...Goten looks exactly like his father??? Joe couldn't understand this! And he then decided to just come out and make that point. "Trunks...doesn't Goten look identical to Goku?"
"No..." grunted Trunks, still slouched down and showing that he did not want to be there.
Joe jumped up with an insane look on his face, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO! LOOK AT HIM! THEY COULD BE TWINS!!! WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT???" demanded Joe.
Trunks stared up at him and scowled but answered evenly, "Goten's dad has a bigger ass."
"..." Joe blinked and a drop of sweat traveled down his cheek. He sat down and held his head. These kids were giving him a headache...but he had to go on. Before Joe could begin again though, he looked up to see Goten with his pants down.
"YOU CALLING THIS SMALL!?" yelled Goten defensively.
"WHAT ELSE CAN YOU CALL IT? TINY? ITSY BITSY?" retorted Trunks while standing on his chair.
"YOURS ISN'T ANY BIGGER!" countered Goten gesturing at Trunks crotch.
Trunks quickly dropped his pants. "MINE IS TEN TIMES BIGGER!...NO...MAKE THAT A HUNDRED!!"
Joe turned pale at this show of body parts and sunk down into his chair.
"YOUR JUST JEALOUS!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"QUIET!" screamed Joe intervening. "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON AND SIT DOWN!"
The two young saija-jins stared at the enraged human and decided to do as he said.
"Good..." said Joe as he too took a seat. "Now let's all calm down and talk through this..."
Trunks grunted. Goten propped a smile on his face. Joe sighed.
"All right. Now Trunks, why don't you tell me how this...um...infatuation occurred?" asked Joe while rubbing his temple.
Trunks sat up straight and plastered a thoughtful look on his face. "Well it all started..."
~*FLASHBACK*~
"Goten! Trunks! Come on down for dinner!" called ChiChi to the boys upstairs.
"Coming Mom!" answered Goten as he climbed off his bed and pulled up his pants.
"And Goten! Go tell your father for me will you! He's taking a nap!" ordered ChiChi.
"Okay Mom!" Goten said while trying to tie his belt.
Trunks stood at the door waiting for his friend to finish dressing himself up. "Did you forget how to make a knot?" asked Trunks.
"No.." mumbled Goten. "It's just that today's sex was more intense then usual and I can't seem to stop shaking."
Trunks smirked at this remark.
"Anyway, can you go get my father for me Trunks?" asked Goten while he began to struggle with his shoelaces.
"Yeah okay..." agreed Trunks.
Trunks walked down the hall to Goku's bedroom door. He could hear grunting inside. That sure doesn't sound like sleeping... Trunks carefully cracked the door open and inside he saw...
~*END FLASHBACK*~
"...and then...I saw..." Trunks turned a scarlet color and began sweating with a grin of pleasure on his face.
Joe gave a look of disgust at this but kept listening while Goten seemed annoyed with how horny his friend was getting while telling his story.
"I saw Goku...on his bed...with his pants down....MASTURBATING!" Trunks blurted out and then got up and ran into the bathroom next to Joe's office.
Goten and Joe sat in silence until Trunks returned. Trunks walked back to his seat wheezing.
"Are you okay kid?" Joe asked shakily.
"Sure am!" Trunks said in a cheery voice. "I'm better then ever!" he stated, a toothy grin and dreamy look played on his face.
Goten's anger rose and he stood on his chair again. "I know what you just did! YOU WERE THINKING OF DADDY AND HAD TO GO LET OUT THOSE LITTLE FISHY THINGS!!! DIDN'T YOU!"
Trunks' smile faded some as he looked up at Goten and said, "You mean sperm?"
Goten jumped up and down. "OF COURSE I MEAN SPERM!" he fumed.
Trunks shrugged.
"YOU! YOU! YOU! ARG! I HATE YOU TRUNKS!" Goten finished and jumped back down into a sitting position with his arms crossed.
Trunks smirked, "Aw Goten...you don't mean that..."
"Yes I do..." pouted Goten.
Trunks got up and squeezed into the chair with Goten. "No...you don't...you still love me...I can see it in your face..."
Goten looked at Trunks. "Maybe I do...but you hurt me!"
"Hey! I didn't mean to! I mean, you will soon have the same sized ass as your father won't you! So really this is a compliment!" defended Trunks.
"It is...?" sniffed Goten, looking at his lover.
Trunks nodded.
Joe covered his eyes as the two children began exchanging their "sorries" through "physical means". Keeping his face down Joe asked, "Have you two worked this out now?" He heard murmurs and grunts in response.
"MMMmmmmmMMM! TRUNKS I'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN!" Goten said followed by a squeal of pleasurement.
"You better not," Trunks responded in a muffled tone as he had a certain long appendage in his mouth.
Joe shivered in disgust. "WILL YOU TWO LEAVE NOW!" he bellowed.
The room became quiet until Joe heard two sets of feet scamper out of the room. Looking up Joe saw the coast was clear and sighed in relief.
"I really hope I don't get anymore clients like that...." he thought out loud. Joe then got up and began gathering his stuff to go home.
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Author's Note: O.O; I would just like to say….that I hate cows…and and and I saw too many cows on vacation! Have you ever tried eating a burger while a cow is outside staring at you!? IT'S NOT AN EASY THING TO DO! -=takes a deep breath=- well aside from that ^-^; Please review!