A/N: This has taken me several months to finally get finished - the second verse was stumping me, and still isn't as good as I wish. Anyways, enjoy. ^_^



Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Tolkien Number 5

One, two, three, four, five

Everybody on the horse, so come on

Let's ride to the Prancing Pony 'round the corner and

The girls say they want some miruvor

But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week

I must stay deep

Because talk is cheap

I like Boromir, and Elladan, and Pippin, and Elrond

And as I continue you know

They're getting hit on

So what can I do I'm really begging you Eru

To me flirting it's just like a sport, anything's fly

It's all good let me dump it

Please set in the trumpet



Chorus:

A little bit of Legolas in my life

A little bit of Aragorn by my side

A little bit of Elrond is all I need

A little bit of Frodo is what I see

A little bit of Pippin in the sun

A little bit of Merry all night long

A little bit of Celeborn here I am

A little bit of you makes you my man



Move up and down Then move it all around

Shake your can to the sound

Put your man on the ground

Take one glance left

And one glance right One to the front and one to the side Kiss him hard once And kiss him hard twice And if it looks like this Then you're doing it right

Chorus:

A little bit of Legolas in my life

A little bit of Aragorn by my side

A little bit of Elrond is all I need

A little bit of Frodo is what I see

A little bit of Pippin in the sun

A little bit of Merry all night long

A little bit of Celeborn here I am

A little bit of you makes you my man

I do all you do

To fall in love with a guy like you

You can't run and you can't hide

You and me gonna touch the sky



Chorus:

A little bit of Legolas in my life

A little bit of Aragorn by my side

A little bit of Elrond is all I need

A little bit of Frodo is what I see

A little bit of Pippin in the sun

A little bit of Merry all night long

A little bit of Celeborn here I am

A little bit of you makes you my man