Vincent the Vampire 2: Final Screwed Up Fantasy
A/N Please read Vincent the Vampire 1 before reading anything! You'll probably get confused...
Disclaimer: Like chapter one, I don't own anybody but myself...
*Reno and Stephanie walk into the building, Stephanie is eating a cookie*
Steph: I gots a cookie!! *grins* thank you zage the goth!
*Reno is standing there, starring at something with a blank look on his face.* ...S-Steph...
Steph: *dances around with the cookie* Yay!!
Reno: QUIT EATING THE COOKIE AND LOOK!!! *Points at something*
*Steph freezes*
*Cloud is laying on the floor, bruised and bloody*
Cloud: Ouchie...
Reno: *walks over to him* ...whoa, you alright man?
Cloud: *rolls his eyes* Oh yeah, I just love being beaten up and bitten...
*Reno turns to Stephanie*
Reno: Steph, you're the author...who did this?
Steph: *shrugs* No clue.
Reno: Quit lying!
Steph: Alright, It's for me to know and for you to find out.
*Barret walks in with a black eye, mutting something like 'Damn Tifa...'*
*He freezes* Yo! What happened here?
*The rest of the FF7 gang walk in and feeze*
Cloud: *suddenly makes himself look weak* ...it was...V...V...urrrg.....*passes out*
Steph: Cloud quit trying to be so dramatic...
Cloud: *opens one eye* hey...I'm supposed to be dead here...don't talk to me...*closes it again*
*Stephanie sighs* ...whatever...
Reno: Now who starts with a V? ...Hmmm....
Barret: ...Vicky?
Cid: $%^& it must've been Vicky! Who else's name would start with a &%^&ing V?
*Everyone shrugs, except for Steph*
Steph: *turns to the people outside of the box*...funny...at school I feel stupid, now I feel as smart as Hojo...
Everybody: VICKY MUST DIE!!!!
*Vincent walks in, the cloth thing covering his mouth* hello...
Yuffie: Oh, hey Vincent! We're out to kill Vicky, you wanna come?
*Vincent shrugs* ...sure...why not...
Tifa: Cloud, we will avenge you!
Cloud: *thumbs up* Cool! Thanks!
*Everyone stares*
Cloud: ...um...I mean...*eyes turn into X's*
*Suddenly, the windows break and in flies Sephiroth carrying a bag*
Everybody: ACK!!! *everyone dodges out of the way*
Reno: GODS!! Have you ever heard of a thing called a door!!! *gets up and brushes himself off*
Sephiroth: *Floating in the air and shrugs* come on, you're no fun...
Reno: *yells* Yeah, well I just so happen not like to be cut into peices by tiny shards of glass!!!
*Sephiroth sighs* It's not my problem...
Reno: Whad'ya mean it's not your problem??? What's wrong with you???
Steph: Down Reno...
*Reno whines like a puppy and calms down*
Steph: Good, please don't fight. Sephiroth is ALSO one of my favorites you know...
Tifa: Sephiroth?!...I thought Cait Sith knocked you over the cliff!
Sephiroth: *laughs* Ah, stupid Tifa. It's called F-L-Y-I-N-G. And don't worry, I am now Pacifist....again... *he grins and pulls out the bag* Behold...Cait Sith number 3!!! *Turns the bag upside down and the Cait Sith falls out onto to the floor, crashing into a million peices*
*Silence*
Sephiroth: *sweat drops*...um...oops...sorry about that. *Lands*
Steph: ...Ahem...Alright people outside of the box! Will our hero's find cruel Vicky and destroy her? Is Sephiroth REALLY Pacifist? Will Reno kill Sephiroth? Will there be a Cait Sith number 4? Or will they fix Cait sith number 3? Can that be done? Will they need a lot of tape to tape it up, if it can be done? Is Tifa really a woman?
Tifa: HEY!
Steph: Hehe...If Sephiroth is alive, does that mean Aeris will come back? Does-
Reno: ALRIGHT! Just shut up!!!
Steph: *sticks her tongue out* Whatever Reno...anyway, find out on the next chapter of...
VINCENT THE VAMPIRE 2!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: Whew...finally...
A/N Please read Vincent the Vampire 1 before reading anything! You'll probably get confused...
Disclaimer: Like chapter one, I don't own anybody but myself...
*Reno and Stephanie walk into the building, Stephanie is eating a cookie*
Steph: I gots a cookie!! *grins* thank you zage the goth!
*Reno is standing there, starring at something with a blank look on his face.* ...S-Steph...
Steph: *dances around with the cookie* Yay!!
Reno: QUIT EATING THE COOKIE AND LOOK!!! *Points at something*
*Steph freezes*
*Cloud is laying on the floor, bruised and bloody*
Cloud: Ouchie...
Reno: *walks over to him* ...whoa, you alright man?
Cloud: *rolls his eyes* Oh yeah, I just love being beaten up and bitten...
*Reno turns to Stephanie*
Reno: Steph, you're the author...who did this?
Steph: *shrugs* No clue.
Reno: Quit lying!
Steph: Alright, It's for me to know and for you to find out.
*Barret walks in with a black eye, mutting something like 'Damn Tifa...'*
*He freezes* Yo! What happened here?
*The rest of the FF7 gang walk in and feeze*
Cloud: *suddenly makes himself look weak* ...it was...V...V...urrrg.....*passes out*
Steph: Cloud quit trying to be so dramatic...
Cloud: *opens one eye* hey...I'm supposed to be dead here...don't talk to me...*closes it again*
*Stephanie sighs* ...whatever...
Reno: Now who starts with a V? ...Hmmm....
Barret: ...Vicky?
Cid: $%^& it must've been Vicky! Who else's name would start with a &%^&ing V?
*Everyone shrugs, except for Steph*
Steph: *turns to the people outside of the box*...funny...at school I feel stupid, now I feel as smart as Hojo...
Everybody: VICKY MUST DIE!!!!
*Vincent walks in, the cloth thing covering his mouth* hello...
Yuffie: Oh, hey Vincent! We're out to kill Vicky, you wanna come?
*Vincent shrugs* ...sure...why not...
Tifa: Cloud, we will avenge you!
Cloud: *thumbs up* Cool! Thanks!
*Everyone stares*
Cloud: ...um...I mean...*eyes turn into X's*
*Suddenly, the windows break and in flies Sephiroth carrying a bag*
Everybody: ACK!!! *everyone dodges out of the way*
Reno: GODS!! Have you ever heard of a thing called a door!!! *gets up and brushes himself off*
Sephiroth: *Floating in the air and shrugs* come on, you're no fun...
Reno: *yells* Yeah, well I just so happen not like to be cut into peices by tiny shards of glass!!!
*Sephiroth sighs* It's not my problem...
Reno: Whad'ya mean it's not your problem??? What's wrong with you???
Steph: Down Reno...
*Reno whines like a puppy and calms down*
Steph: Good, please don't fight. Sephiroth is ALSO one of my favorites you know...
Tifa: Sephiroth?!...I thought Cait Sith knocked you over the cliff!
Sephiroth: *laughs* Ah, stupid Tifa. It's called F-L-Y-I-N-G. And don't worry, I am now Pacifist....again... *he grins and pulls out the bag* Behold...Cait Sith number 3!!! *Turns the bag upside down and the Cait Sith falls out onto to the floor, crashing into a million peices*
*Silence*
Sephiroth: *sweat drops*...um...oops...sorry about that. *Lands*
Steph: ...Ahem...Alright people outside of the box! Will our hero's find cruel Vicky and destroy her? Is Sephiroth REALLY Pacifist? Will Reno kill Sephiroth? Will there be a Cait Sith number 4? Or will they fix Cait sith number 3? Can that be done? Will they need a lot of tape to tape it up, if it can be done? Is Tifa really a woman?
Tifa: HEY!
Steph: Hehe...If Sephiroth is alive, does that mean Aeris will come back? Does-
Reno: ALRIGHT! Just shut up!!!
Steph: *sticks her tongue out* Whatever Reno...anyway, find out on the next chapter of...
VINCENT THE VAMPIRE 2!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: Whew...finally...