Vincent the Vampire 2: Final Screwed Up Fantasy
Disclaimer: Why do I have to keep doing disclaimers?? Bite me if you don't want me using Final Fantasy VII characters Squaresoft!!! Just...don't bite too hard...please?
Cid: $%^*$@&#% Sephiroth... #@%^*%@@#2...%^*%&$%$#!........................@#^@%.....................%#$ $#.
Sephiroth: I said I was sorry...
Cid: #$%$&@$.....#$@#^&^$%@%#^$#, Fine ya @$$! I'll go fix the $%^&*@$ thing...
Steph: Cid! Watch your mouth! This is supposed to be rated PG...
Cid: *scooping up the Cait Sith pieces* ...sorry Steph....#%$@...
*Stephanie shakes her head* Maybe I should raise the rating...
Vincent: Perhaps you should.
Steph: Whatever, its not like small 2 year olds are going to be watching.
Red XIII: ...er...Stephanie...look behind you...
Steph: ...? *glances behind her and sees about ten 2 year olds looking curiously at her* ...uh...
Cid: $*#%!!!!!
*The 2 year olds laugh and repeat Cid* ...$*#%!
Steph: ACK! I could get sued! Sephiroth, get them outta here!
*there is no responce*
Steph: *looks around* Sephy?
*Sephiroth is hanging onto the ceiling, whimpering as if the 2 year olds were spiders.* GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!
*the little kids smile inoccently* ...$*#%!
Sephiroth: EEK! Their cuteness is lethal!!
*Everyone laughs*
Reno: Come on Sephiroth...they're completely harmless... *Suddenly one of them pull Reno's nightstick from his pocket*
Little kid: $*#%! *he smiles happily and turns it on*
Reno: Heh...hey, you wanna become a Turk little guy?
*The little kid nods.* $*#%!!
Rude: ...he's got the cussing part down already.
*The sound of what sounds like a little girl screaming is heard*
Reno: AAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!! *is being electricuted by the boy, who's laughing*
Rude: ...and the violence part.
Little kid: $*#%!! $*#%!!
*Reno collapses to the ground, twitching*
Steph: *winces*...that's gotta hurt...
Reno: s-s-s-s...s-s-stupid....K-K-KID!!! *Eyes twitching*
Sephiroth: *still on the ceiling and calls out,* I TOLD YOU THEY WERE LETHAL!
*Stephanie waves her hand and all the children are gone except the one with the nightstick*
Steph: Allllllright...what are we going to name this kid?
Reno: NO! *stands up* Get rid of that brat!!
Steph: Reno...you're so cruel...he's just a child! I'm sure he's sorry, aren't you kid?
*The 2 year old turns on the nightstick again and smiles*
Tifa: awwww...so sweet! *scoops the kid up into her arms and nuzzles his nose*
Reno: ...why doesn't anybody ever listen to me? WHY?
Steph: Reno, calm down dude....
*Sephiroth screams* HE'S LETHAL!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Yuffie: *blurts out* Let's name him Lethal!
Cid: $^$#&^&^*$#@#!%@....what kid of $%@*ing name is that Yuffie? $%#*!
Yuffie: well..it describes him...doesn't it?
Cid: #%*$^!@$%$#%%%$@%#$@#$!@$#@%!#$....I guess.
Lethal: #%*$^!@$%$#%%%$@%#$@#$!@$#@%!#$ !!!!!!!!!!!!
*everybody stares at Lethal*
*Steph scowls at Cid* Cid, I said stop cussing!
Cid: %^*#...sorry Steph, I- *soap suddenly apears in is mouth and he gags* Muff!! Muuuuf!!!
*Stephanie wipes her hands together* There we go...
*Cid spits it out* YUCK! Why did you do that you AS-
Steph: STOP! ...What happened to the symbols?
Cid: I don't fuc-
Steph: Shut up Cid! Don't say a word...*Cid's mouth disapears*
Cid: !!!!!!!!!
Steph: There we go...Red, how much does a censered thing cost?
Red XIII: ...since this is such a low budget fic, we'll have to save up our gil for a while.
Cid: *shakes his head franticly* !!!!!!!
*Steph frowns* DAM- ...I mean, darn, that means Cid won't be able to talk for a while...sorry Cid. I'm just too lazy to raise the rating.
*Cid begins crying, because he can't smoke since his mouth is gone.*
*Lethal is turning the nightstick on and off, over and over again*
Reno: *annoyed*...GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs for it, but Lethal pokes Reno, electricuting him again*
Yuffie: ...aren't we supposed to be searching for this Vicky person?
Tifa: ...yeah...lets do that in chapter 4!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: Goshness...we're not getting very far are we?
Disclaimer: Why do I have to keep doing disclaimers?? Bite me if you don't want me using Final Fantasy VII characters Squaresoft!!! Just...don't bite too hard...please?
Cid: $%^*$@&#% Sephiroth... #@%^*%@@#2...%^*%&$%$#!........................@#^@%.....................%#$ $#.
Sephiroth: I said I was sorry...
Cid: #$%$&@$.....#$@#^&^$%@%#^$#, Fine ya @$$! I'll go fix the $%^&*@$ thing...
Steph: Cid! Watch your mouth! This is supposed to be rated PG...
Cid: *scooping up the Cait Sith pieces* ...sorry Steph....#%$@...
*Stephanie shakes her head* Maybe I should raise the rating...
Vincent: Perhaps you should.
Steph: Whatever, its not like small 2 year olds are going to be watching.
Red XIII: ...er...Stephanie...look behind you...
Steph: ...? *glances behind her and sees about ten 2 year olds looking curiously at her* ...uh...
Cid: $*#%!!!!!
*The 2 year olds laugh and repeat Cid* ...$*#%!
Steph: ACK! I could get sued! Sephiroth, get them outta here!
*there is no responce*
Steph: *looks around* Sephy?
*Sephiroth is hanging onto the ceiling, whimpering as if the 2 year olds were spiders.* GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!
*the little kids smile inoccently* ...$*#%!
Sephiroth: EEK! Their cuteness is lethal!!
*Everyone laughs*
Reno: Come on Sephiroth...they're completely harmless... *Suddenly one of them pull Reno's nightstick from his pocket*
Little kid: $*#%! *he smiles happily and turns it on*
Reno: Heh...hey, you wanna become a Turk little guy?
*The little kid nods.* $*#%!!
Rude: ...he's got the cussing part down already.
*The sound of what sounds like a little girl screaming is heard*
Reno: AAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!! *is being electricuted by the boy, who's laughing*
Rude: ...and the violence part.
Little kid: $*#%!! $*#%!!
*Reno collapses to the ground, twitching*
Steph: *winces*...that's gotta hurt...
Reno: s-s-s-s...s-s-stupid....K-K-KID!!! *Eyes twitching*
Sephiroth: *still on the ceiling and calls out,* I TOLD YOU THEY WERE LETHAL!
*Stephanie waves her hand and all the children are gone except the one with the nightstick*
Steph: Allllllright...what are we going to name this kid?
Reno: NO! *stands up* Get rid of that brat!!
Steph: Reno...you're so cruel...he's just a child! I'm sure he's sorry, aren't you kid?
*The 2 year old turns on the nightstick again and smiles*
Tifa: awwww...so sweet! *scoops the kid up into her arms and nuzzles his nose*
Reno: ...why doesn't anybody ever listen to me? WHY?
Steph: Reno, calm down dude....
*Sephiroth screams* HE'S LETHAL!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Yuffie: *blurts out* Let's name him Lethal!
Cid: $^$#&^&^*$#@#!%@....what kid of $%@*ing name is that Yuffie? $%#*!
Yuffie: well..it describes him...doesn't it?
Cid: #%*$^!@$%$#%%%$@%#$@#$!@$#@%!#$....I guess.
Lethal: #%*$^!@$%$#%%%$@%#$@#$!@$#@%!#$ !!!!!!!!!!!!
*everybody stares at Lethal*
*Steph scowls at Cid* Cid, I said stop cussing!
Cid: %^*#...sorry Steph, I- *soap suddenly apears in is mouth and he gags* Muff!! Muuuuf!!!
*Stephanie wipes her hands together* There we go...
*Cid spits it out* YUCK! Why did you do that you AS-
Steph: STOP! ...What happened to the symbols?
Cid: I don't fuc-
Steph: Shut up Cid! Don't say a word...*Cid's mouth disapears*
Cid: !!!!!!!!!
Steph: There we go...Red, how much does a censered thing cost?
Red XIII: ...since this is such a low budget fic, we'll have to save up our gil for a while.
Cid: *shakes his head franticly* !!!!!!!
*Steph frowns* DAM- ...I mean, darn, that means Cid won't be able to talk for a while...sorry Cid. I'm just too lazy to raise the rating.
*Cid begins crying, because he can't smoke since his mouth is gone.*
*Lethal is turning the nightstick on and off, over and over again*
Reno: *annoyed*...GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs for it, but Lethal pokes Reno, electricuting him again*
Yuffie: ...aren't we supposed to be searching for this Vicky person?
Tifa: ...yeah...lets do that in chapter 4!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: Goshness...we're not getting very far are we?