Vincent the Vampire 2: Final Screwed Up Fantasy (By now I think you know
what the title is...)
Disclaimer: whatever...I don't own anybody but myself, the little kid, and this mysterious Vicky everyone talks about. *sighs* The rest, sadly, belong to Squarsoft. I'm not getting paid for this either...scratch that...I get paid cookies for this...
Steph: Welcome back! We now have, 2 gil! Soon we'll be able to buy a cesured beeping thing! *Bites into one of her cookies*
*Everyone cheers*
Reno: *Sarcasticly* Wow, we're so rich...2 gil...whoo hoo...
Steph: Silence pethetic scum! *Waves her hand*
*Tape magicly wraps around Reno's mouth*
Reno: MMMMM!!! Mufff!!!!!!*Tries pulling it off*
*Stephanie frowns and takes pity on him*
Steph: Alright, promise me you wont be a smart as- I mean...jack as- ...um, a jerk...and I'll take the dam- darn...thing off...
*Reno nods, and the tape dissapears*
Reno: *breathing for air* *Huff...huff*...Steph...why don't you just raise the rating? That way we'll be able to cuss all we want AND you wont have to buy a cesured beeping thing...
*Stephanie scowls at Reno and points at Lethal, who's sitting there inoccently and playing with the nightstick*
Steph: I don't want to encourage him to cuss...he's only 2.
*Reno laughs, and then smirks* HA! He already knows about every cussword in the book...thank Cid for that.
*Cid is sitting on the ground, trying to smoke a cigarette from his nose since his mouth is still gone. Apon hearing his name he turns and looks at everyone, then shrugs.*
Steph: ....wellll then...where were we?
Reno: I have something to ask you Steph, why the HELL-
Steph: RENO!
Reno: ...oops...
Lethal: HELL!
Reno: anyway, why the heck do we have to name the brat Lethal? What kind of name is that???
*Cid nods*
Sephiroth: *still hanging from the ceiling* IT FITS HIM!!
Reno: ...well, true...but that's the stupidest name I've ever heard apart from Bugenhagen...
Red XIII: Don't insult grandfather!!
Steph: Well Reno, may I add that YOUR name means reindeer in spanish?
Reno: *raises an eyebrow* What? ...No it doesn't!
Steph: *nods* Yup, it does...go check a spanish/english dictionary.
Reno: Fine! I'll be right back...*leaps out of Fanfiction.net and runs to Google to search for an online spanish dictionary*
Yuffie: *laughs* Yay! You got rid of him!
*Steph shrugs* I didn't mean to...what I said was true.
Yuffie: Really? Yeah right! Who would name their son reindeer?
Steph: Apparently his mother...
Yuffie: I've got to see this for myself! *Leaps out of Fanficion.net and runs to Yahoo for a spanish dictionary.*
*Steph sighs and waits for them to return*
*Reno jumps back into Fanfiction.net*
Reno: No way! Do I honestly LOOK like a reindeer? *thinks about what he just says and waits for Steph to turn him into one. Once he realizes she's not going to he sighs with relief*
*Yuffie comes back laughing*
Yuffie: AHAHA!!
Reno: Shut up! It's not funny!
Steph: Um...Rudolph the Reindeer had a red nose...and, well...you don't have a red nose BUT you have red hair...
Reno: *As red as his hair in anger* If my mom was still alive, I'd kill her!
Lethal: Reno gots a stupid name! *waves the nightstick in the air* Hehe!
Tifa: Everybody, lets forget about Reno's name and hunt down Vicky!
Vincent: I agree...that way, you'll never know that I- *cuts himself off and sweatdrops*
Cid: ...? *shrugs and continues smoking through his nose*
Reno: Fine...*calms down* alright, does anybody here know a Vicky?
Steph: I do...she was in my drama class.
Yuffie: Did you ever put on a play called....Dracula?
Dun Dun Dun!
Steph: *rolls her eyes* Gods I have to get rid of that thing...anyway...no, we didn't.
Yuffie: *eyeing Stephanie suspiciously* ...are you SURE?
Steph: Yes I'm sure, it couldn't of been her anyway.
Yuffie: Why not??
Steph: ...what is this? 20 questions? Since when have you become a detective?
Yuffie: but...her name is Vicky! Cloud said the person who attacked him started with a V! Who, other than Vicky, starts with a V? And who, other than Vicky, would do such a thing?
*Vincent starts to back up, thinking he might get figured out*
Yuffie: ....hmmm...VINCENT!
Vincent: GAH! I didn't do it! I'm not a vampire remember??? *presses against the wall*
Yuffie: ...all I was going to do was ask you your opinion...
Vincent: *relieved, and straightens up* Well...o-of course, it was either Vicky or...or...Van...Gogh.
Steph: What? *laughs* Van Gogh has been dead for a while...and he was an artist, not a vampire.
Vincent: Ah, think about it Stephanie, he cut off his ears!
Steph: ...and?
Vincent: AND....that means he's...dagerous?
Steph: AND he's dead.
Vincent: Aren't vampires dead too?...
Steph: *shrugs* I guess it depends.
Vincent: WAIT! Van Gogh has a coffin...
Steph: BECAUSE he's dead!
Reno: Jeez, lets just stick with Vicky...
Yuffie: Yeah, come on guys...why would a dead artist come after Cloud? Final Fantasy VII wasn't even out in his time....
Vincent: Maybe he wasn't a vampire...maybe he was a zombie who accidently stabbed Cloud with his paint brush...
Everybody: ...
Vincent: What? It was just a suggestion...
Steph: Grrr...whatever Vincent...oh by the way, before we go on the search for Vicky, a person named Andreah has some stuff for some of you , and cookies for me *Waves at Andreah* Thank you! *Turns to Reno* Ok Reno, you first.
Reno: ...?
*Steph tosses him the nifty/spiffy/trippy carrying case* *Reno opens it and grins*
Reno: Dude!!! A new nightstick! Cool! *faces the people outside of the box and calls out* THANKS!!!! And only I can use it! TAKE THAT LETHAL!
*Lethal giggles, and pokes him with the nightstick, electricuting him again*
Reno: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Steph: *laughs* alright...CID! You're next.
*Cid looks up, lighting another ciggarett and sticking it in his nose*
Steph: ...gross...well anway, here. *Tosses him a notepad and a pen*
*Cid grins, and begins writing something at once. When he finishes it, he holds it up for Steph to see*
Cid: "When I get my mouth back, I'm gonna cuss your sorry @$$ out, then I'm gonna beat the $%^# outta ya! You #$%@er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steph: Hey, at least he bothered to write the symbols out...
Barret: Yo, can we kill Vicky now? I'm bored...ya know? I jus' wanna get on with it!
Steph: Alright alright! We'll do that in the next chapter...*Bites into her second cookie* *Munch munch*
*Sounds of booing are heard*
*Steph rolls her eyes* whatever...
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: How long will the insanity continue???
Steph: Muwahaha...
Disclaimer: whatever...I don't own anybody but myself, the little kid, and this mysterious Vicky everyone talks about. *sighs* The rest, sadly, belong to Squarsoft. I'm not getting paid for this either...scratch that...I get paid cookies for this...
Steph: Welcome back! We now have, 2 gil! Soon we'll be able to buy a cesured beeping thing! *Bites into one of her cookies*
*Everyone cheers*
Reno: *Sarcasticly* Wow, we're so rich...2 gil...whoo hoo...
Steph: Silence pethetic scum! *Waves her hand*
*Tape magicly wraps around Reno's mouth*
Reno: MMMMM!!! Mufff!!!!!!*Tries pulling it off*
*Stephanie frowns and takes pity on him*
Steph: Alright, promise me you wont be a smart as- I mean...jack as- ...um, a jerk...and I'll take the dam- darn...thing off...
*Reno nods, and the tape dissapears*
Reno: *breathing for air* *Huff...huff*...Steph...why don't you just raise the rating? That way we'll be able to cuss all we want AND you wont have to buy a cesured beeping thing...
*Stephanie scowls at Reno and points at Lethal, who's sitting there inoccently and playing with the nightstick*
Steph: I don't want to encourage him to cuss...he's only 2.
*Reno laughs, and then smirks* HA! He already knows about every cussword in the book...thank Cid for that.
*Cid is sitting on the ground, trying to smoke a cigarette from his nose since his mouth is still gone. Apon hearing his name he turns and looks at everyone, then shrugs.*
Steph: ....wellll then...where were we?
Reno: I have something to ask you Steph, why the HELL-
Steph: RENO!
Reno: ...oops...
Lethal: HELL!
Reno: anyway, why the heck do we have to name the brat Lethal? What kind of name is that???
*Cid nods*
Sephiroth: *still hanging from the ceiling* IT FITS HIM!!
Reno: ...well, true...but that's the stupidest name I've ever heard apart from Bugenhagen...
Red XIII: Don't insult grandfather!!
Steph: Well Reno, may I add that YOUR name means reindeer in spanish?
Reno: *raises an eyebrow* What? ...No it doesn't!
Steph: *nods* Yup, it does...go check a spanish/english dictionary.
Reno: Fine! I'll be right back...*leaps out of Fanfiction.net and runs to Google to search for an online spanish dictionary*
Yuffie: *laughs* Yay! You got rid of him!
*Steph shrugs* I didn't mean to...what I said was true.
Yuffie: Really? Yeah right! Who would name their son reindeer?
Steph: Apparently his mother...
Yuffie: I've got to see this for myself! *Leaps out of Fanficion.net and runs to Yahoo for a spanish dictionary.*
*Steph sighs and waits for them to return*
*Reno jumps back into Fanfiction.net*
Reno: No way! Do I honestly LOOK like a reindeer? *thinks about what he just says and waits for Steph to turn him into one. Once he realizes she's not going to he sighs with relief*
*Yuffie comes back laughing*
Yuffie: AHAHA!!
Reno: Shut up! It's not funny!
Steph: Um...Rudolph the Reindeer had a red nose...and, well...you don't have a red nose BUT you have red hair...
Reno: *As red as his hair in anger* If my mom was still alive, I'd kill her!
Lethal: Reno gots a stupid name! *waves the nightstick in the air* Hehe!
Tifa: Everybody, lets forget about Reno's name and hunt down Vicky!
Vincent: I agree...that way, you'll never know that I- *cuts himself off and sweatdrops*
Cid: ...? *shrugs and continues smoking through his nose*
Reno: Fine...*calms down* alright, does anybody here know a Vicky?
Steph: I do...she was in my drama class.
Yuffie: Did you ever put on a play called....Dracula?
Dun Dun Dun!
Steph: *rolls her eyes* Gods I have to get rid of that thing...anyway...no, we didn't.
Yuffie: *eyeing Stephanie suspiciously* ...are you SURE?
Steph: Yes I'm sure, it couldn't of been her anyway.
Yuffie: Why not??
Steph: ...what is this? 20 questions? Since when have you become a detective?
Yuffie: but...her name is Vicky! Cloud said the person who attacked him started with a V! Who, other than Vicky, starts with a V? And who, other than Vicky, would do such a thing?
*Vincent starts to back up, thinking he might get figured out*
Yuffie: ....hmmm...VINCENT!
Vincent: GAH! I didn't do it! I'm not a vampire remember??? *presses against the wall*
Yuffie: ...all I was going to do was ask you your opinion...
Vincent: *relieved, and straightens up* Well...o-of course, it was either Vicky or...or...Van...Gogh.
Steph: What? *laughs* Van Gogh has been dead for a while...and he was an artist, not a vampire.
Vincent: Ah, think about it Stephanie, he cut off his ears!
Steph: ...and?
Vincent: AND....that means he's...dagerous?
Steph: AND he's dead.
Vincent: Aren't vampires dead too?...
Steph: *shrugs* I guess it depends.
Vincent: WAIT! Van Gogh has a coffin...
Steph: BECAUSE he's dead!
Reno: Jeez, lets just stick with Vicky...
Yuffie: Yeah, come on guys...why would a dead artist come after Cloud? Final Fantasy VII wasn't even out in his time....
Vincent: Maybe he wasn't a vampire...maybe he was a zombie who accidently stabbed Cloud with his paint brush...
Everybody: ...
Vincent: What? It was just a suggestion...
Steph: Grrr...whatever Vincent...oh by the way, before we go on the search for Vicky, a person named Andreah has some stuff for some of you , and cookies for me *Waves at Andreah* Thank you! *Turns to Reno* Ok Reno, you first.
Reno: ...?
*Steph tosses him the nifty/spiffy/trippy carrying case* *Reno opens it and grins*
Reno: Dude!!! A new nightstick! Cool! *faces the people outside of the box and calls out* THANKS!!!! And only I can use it! TAKE THAT LETHAL!
*Lethal giggles, and pokes him with the nightstick, electricuting him again*
Reno: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Steph: *laughs* alright...CID! You're next.
*Cid looks up, lighting another ciggarett and sticking it in his nose*
Steph: ...gross...well anway, here. *Tosses him a notepad and a pen*
*Cid grins, and begins writing something at once. When he finishes it, he holds it up for Steph to see*
Cid: "When I get my mouth back, I'm gonna cuss your sorry @$$ out, then I'm gonna beat the $%^# outta ya! You #$%@er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steph: Hey, at least he bothered to write the symbols out...
Barret: Yo, can we kill Vicky now? I'm bored...ya know? I jus' wanna get on with it!
Steph: Alright alright! We'll do that in the next chapter...*Bites into her second cookie* *Munch munch*
*Sounds of booing are heard*
*Steph rolls her eyes* whatever...
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Yuffie: How long will the insanity continue???
Steph: Muwahaha...