Vincent the Vampire 2: Final Screwed Up Fantasy
Disclaimer: Don't own anybody but myself, Lethal, the Vicky person, and Amanda...actually I don't own her...she owns herself.
Steph: ALRIGHT people, let's get this over with!!!
Princess Bemidia: HOLD IT!
*Everyone looks to a blonde haired girl standing in the doorway*
Steph: Princess Bemidia?? What are you doing here???
Princess Bemidia: ...Steph, do you have to call me Princess Bemidia? Why don't you just call me Amanda like you've been doing for the past 4 years?
Steph: Hmm...true, less typing is involved.
Amanda: ...
Steph: Anyway, answer my question!
Amanda: I came here to tell everyone who REALLY killed Cloud! It was Vi-
Steph: BEEP!
Amanda: ??? ...what's the beep for?
Steph: Well.I only have 2 gil and a bunch of cookies...so I can't really afford a censured beeping thing. I'm going to be doing the beeping for now on...
*Reno grins mischievously...*
*Cid also grins...or would be grinning if he had a mouth...and writes something on his notepad*
Cid: "Are you going to give me my f*cking mouth back then?" *holds it up for her to see*
Steph: *Scratches chin* hmmm...I'll think about it.
*Cid narrows his eyes at her, and pulls out another cigarette, sticking into his nostril.*
Yuffie: ...ewww...that's gotta be bad for you.
*He shrugs and sniffs in*
Amanda: You're so pathetic Stephanie. *She yells* EVERYBODY, IT WAS VI-
Steph: -CKY!
Vincent: everyone knows it was Vicky...*Grins at their idiocy*
*Amanda shoots him a glare, then suddenly blinks, seeing it's Vincent himself*
Amanda: IT'S VINCENT!!!
Vincent: er...yes...that would be me...
Amanda: You're my muse!!!
Vincent: ...I am? What are you talking about? I don't even know you!
Amanda: Of course you do, you live with me.
Vincent: ...um...actually I live in the Shinra Mansion.
Rufus: Actually, I dumped all of your stuff out. I live there now.
Dun Dun Dun!!
*GASP!!!*
Vincent: ...WHAT? ... *his face turns even paler than it was before...if that's possible.*
*Stephanie scratches the back of her head and looks down* well...um...you see...I signed a contract with Amanda saying that you'll live with her...
Vincent: And what do YOU get for this?!
Steph: Exactly one cookie.
*Vincent stares at her for 10 minutes, then finally screams* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
Steph: Rufus wanted the house, Amanda wanted you, and I wanted a cookie! See? It works out just fine!
Vincent: Did you ever think about what I WANT??????
Steph: Don't worry Vince; Amanda won't rape you or anything...I hope...
*In the background Amanda starts whistling and looking at the ceiling*
Amanda: This ceiling is quite interesting...
Steph: All will turn out good...just watch out for her psychotic brother.
*Vincent faints*
Amanda: Aw!! Look what you did Stephanie!
*Steph shrugs* He'll live...
Amanda: Actually...he's much cuter asleep...
Steph: Save it for later...anyway, how about everyone give a warm welcome to Rufus?
*Booing is heard*
*The sound of a gun going off is heard and everyone is silent. There's a hole in the ceiling where Steph is pointing a pistol with smoke coming out of it*
Steph: Wanna try that again?
*Cheering is heard*
Rufus: ...thank you...
Sephiroth: AHHH! You almost shot me!!!!
*Steph looks up at Sephiroth, who is STILL on the ceiling* Sorry about that Seph...how about you come down?
*Sephiroth shakes his head franticly, trying to point to Lethal, but almost falling.*
Steph: I'll give you a cookie!!!
*He thinks about it, and then flies down, grabbing the cookie and shoving it into his mouth* *Munch Munch*
Steph: There! Now we can go on our quest for Vicky!
Amanda: There is no Vi- Steph: -ncent!
*Cid holds up notepad* "What the he11 are you talkin' about??? He's laying right there!!!" *points to Vincent*
Amanda: Grrrr!!!
*Steph snickers* Alright, let's go! *Is just about to walk out of the door when Reno pops up*
Reno: Hey, Steph!
Steph: What?
Reno: As-
Steph: Beep!
*Reno grins* Fuc-
Steph: Beep!
Reno: Shi-
Steph: Beep! Quit Reno! You're doing it on purpose!
Reno: Exactly...Dam-
Steph: Beep!!!
Reno: Son of a Bi-
Steph: BEEP!! Stop it!!!!!
*Reno is laughing his as-*
Steph: BEEP! *pant pant*
*-...off.*
*Reno lets out a whole lot of cuss words now* Fuc- you, you mother fuc-ing bitc-
Steph: Beep! *Pants* ...Beep! ...Beep...*pant pant pant*
Reno: O- *Is hit upside the head by Amanda*
Amanda: Quit! You're giving her a heart attack you as-
Steph: ...beep...*falls over*
Reno: All I was going to say was 'Ok, I'll stop now!' bitc-
Steph: ....beeee...eeep.....*passes out*
Reno: Uh...oops...I guess we're going to have to wait until the next chapter to find Vicky...*shakes Steph*
Steph: ....beeeeeeeep...hehehe...
*Amanda pours ice water on Vincent*
Vincent: *eyes open* GAH!!!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
Disclaimer: Don't own anybody but myself, Lethal, the Vicky person, and Amanda...actually I don't own her...she owns herself.
Steph: ALRIGHT people, let's get this over with!!!
Princess Bemidia: HOLD IT!
*Everyone looks to a blonde haired girl standing in the doorway*
Steph: Princess Bemidia?? What are you doing here???
Princess Bemidia: ...Steph, do you have to call me Princess Bemidia? Why don't you just call me Amanda like you've been doing for the past 4 years?
Steph: Hmm...true, less typing is involved.
Amanda: ...
Steph: Anyway, answer my question!
Amanda: I came here to tell everyone who REALLY killed Cloud! It was Vi-
Steph: BEEP!
Amanda: ??? ...what's the beep for?
Steph: Well.I only have 2 gil and a bunch of cookies...so I can't really afford a censured beeping thing. I'm going to be doing the beeping for now on...
*Reno grins mischievously...*
*Cid also grins...or would be grinning if he had a mouth...and writes something on his notepad*
Cid: "Are you going to give me my f*cking mouth back then?" *holds it up for her to see*
Steph: *Scratches chin* hmmm...I'll think about it.
*Cid narrows his eyes at her, and pulls out another cigarette, sticking into his nostril.*
Yuffie: ...ewww...that's gotta be bad for you.
*He shrugs and sniffs in*
Amanda: You're so pathetic Stephanie. *She yells* EVERYBODY, IT WAS VI-
Steph: -CKY!
Vincent: everyone knows it was Vicky...*Grins at their idiocy*
*Amanda shoots him a glare, then suddenly blinks, seeing it's Vincent himself*
Amanda: IT'S VINCENT!!!
Vincent: er...yes...that would be me...
Amanda: You're my muse!!!
Vincent: ...I am? What are you talking about? I don't even know you!
Amanda: Of course you do, you live with me.
Vincent: ...um...actually I live in the Shinra Mansion.
Rufus: Actually, I dumped all of your stuff out. I live there now.
Dun Dun Dun!!
*GASP!!!*
Vincent: ...WHAT? ... *his face turns even paler than it was before...if that's possible.*
*Stephanie scratches the back of her head and looks down* well...um...you see...I signed a contract with Amanda saying that you'll live with her...
Vincent: And what do YOU get for this?!
Steph: Exactly one cookie.
*Vincent stares at her for 10 minutes, then finally screams* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
Steph: Rufus wanted the house, Amanda wanted you, and I wanted a cookie! See? It works out just fine!
Vincent: Did you ever think about what I WANT??????
Steph: Don't worry Vince; Amanda won't rape you or anything...I hope...
*In the background Amanda starts whistling and looking at the ceiling*
Amanda: This ceiling is quite interesting...
Steph: All will turn out good...just watch out for her psychotic brother.
*Vincent faints*
Amanda: Aw!! Look what you did Stephanie!
*Steph shrugs* He'll live...
Amanda: Actually...he's much cuter asleep...
Steph: Save it for later...anyway, how about everyone give a warm welcome to Rufus?
*Booing is heard*
*The sound of a gun going off is heard and everyone is silent. There's a hole in the ceiling where Steph is pointing a pistol with smoke coming out of it*
Steph: Wanna try that again?
*Cheering is heard*
Rufus: ...thank you...
Sephiroth: AHHH! You almost shot me!!!!
*Steph looks up at Sephiroth, who is STILL on the ceiling* Sorry about that Seph...how about you come down?
*Sephiroth shakes his head franticly, trying to point to Lethal, but almost falling.*
Steph: I'll give you a cookie!!!
*He thinks about it, and then flies down, grabbing the cookie and shoving it into his mouth* *Munch Munch*
Steph: There! Now we can go on our quest for Vicky!
Amanda: There is no Vi- Steph: -ncent!
*Cid holds up notepad* "What the he11 are you talkin' about??? He's laying right there!!!" *points to Vincent*
Amanda: Grrrr!!!
*Steph snickers* Alright, let's go! *Is just about to walk out of the door when Reno pops up*
Reno: Hey, Steph!
Steph: What?
Reno: As-
Steph: Beep!
*Reno grins* Fuc-
Steph: Beep!
Reno: Shi-
Steph: Beep! Quit Reno! You're doing it on purpose!
Reno: Exactly...Dam-
Steph: Beep!!!
Reno: Son of a Bi-
Steph: BEEP!! Stop it!!!!!
*Reno is laughing his as-*
Steph: BEEP! *pant pant*
*-...off.*
*Reno lets out a whole lot of cuss words now* Fuc- you, you mother fuc-ing bitc-
Steph: Beep! *Pants* ...Beep! ...Beep...*pant pant pant*
Reno: O- *Is hit upside the head by Amanda*
Amanda: Quit! You're giving her a heart attack you as-
Steph: ...beep...*falls over*
Reno: All I was going to say was 'Ok, I'll stop now!' bitc-
Steph: ....beeee...eeep.....*passes out*
Reno: Uh...oops...I guess we're going to have to wait until the next chapter to find Vicky...*shakes Steph*
Steph: ....beeeeeeeep...hehehe...
*Amanda pours ice water on Vincent*
Vincent: *eyes open* GAH!!!
***TO BE CONTINUED***