Clark walked out of The Talon, paying no attention to Whitney's pleas. Although he was sincerely flattered when he heard Whitney say he had the sexiest ass he'd ever seen. But as tempting as it was to go back and have his way with Whitney he couldn't give in to temptations. Whitney was an ass and now that Clark thought about it he wasn't even all that good looking. Perhaps it was just the whole jock thing that had turned Clark on at first. Now Clark was anything but turned on.

He soon found himself back home. He went into his loft only to find his father STILL rubbing Lex's head. "Um. . .Dad? Lex?" They looked up at him as if what they were doing wasn't the least bit odd. "How long have you...Do you guys have any idea how disturbing this is? Ugh. I think I'm just gonna go to bed now." He quickly walked out of the loft and went to his room.

*~*

He was awoken the next morning by someone moving around next to him in bed. He rolled over and found himself face to face with Lex. His eyes widened and he almost fell off the bed.

"Lex! What..? What are you doing in my bed?!?!?"

Lex opened his eyes slowly and yawned. Then, seeing the look on Clark's face, he smiled. "Well, me and your father were up a little late last night and he told me I could sleep in your room. I was trying to sleep on the floor but it wasn't very comfortable." Clark didn't say anything. He sat on the edge of his bed staring at Lex. "Did you know that you're act very nicely as a teddy bear?" Clark blushed at this statement. "Clark Kent..Are you blushing? I thought I'd never see the day." He chuckled.

"Well, I have to get ready for school. My first official day of school as the new Homosexual Clark." He smiled with mock pride.

Lex stood up and gave him a playful hit on the shoulder. "Go get 'em, tiger." He walked out of the room leaving Clark to get dressed for school.

Clark didn't want to think about what Lex and his father had been doing last night so he pushed the thought out of his mind and got ready for school.

*~*

When he arrived at school, Clark was greeted by an elated Pete. "Yo! Clark, man, what's up?"

Clark gave Pete a high five. "Hey, Pete. Why are you so happy?"

"I just heard the news, Clark."

Clark pretended to be clueless. "What news?"

"About you, man. The whole school is talking about it."

"Oh. Why exactly does this make you happy?" Clark gave him a quizzical look.

"I'm just happy that I don't have to pretend that you're straight anymore. Man, that was getting annoying." A mischievous smile grew on his face. "Besides, now I can move in on Lana without feeling guilty. She is fine. Damn!"

Clark laughed. "Well, I gotta go, Pete. See ya later." Clark walked off down the hall.

He reached The Torch office and walked in surprised to find Lana in there. "Well if it isn't Clark Kent making his big gay debut." She said with a smile.

"Lana, what are you doing in here?"

"Just using Chloe's computer to do a little research." Clark glanced at the computer screen Lana was studying intensely.

"You're doing a report on pornography?"

Lana quickly closed the window she was looking at. "Ok, ok. You caught me. I'm a horny bitch, ok? I mean, can you blame me? I'm dating a gay man."

Clark laughed. "Well, I think Pete's after you now."

"Pete?" She tried to hide the happiness in her voice.

"Yep. Pete. He told me himself that he thought you were attractive. He was waiting for me to come out of the closet before he made his move on you."

"Wow. Pete Ross wants me." She said under her breath. "I gotta go find him." She said and hurried out of the room.

On her way out she almost ran into Chloe. "Whew, where's she off to in such a hurry?"

"She's off to go find Pete."

"Pete, huh? I always thought she had a thing for him. So how's your first day as gay Clark going?"

"It's going alright. I woke up in bed with Lex this morning."

At this statement Chloe froze. "Wait...what?"

Clark laughed. "Gotcha. Well I did wake up with him but not like that. Him and my dad were up late last night and he slept in my room. But, I'll say this, I kinda liked waking up next to him." Clark blushed slightly after saying this.

"Aww..Is my little Clark falling in love?" Chloe laughed.

"Well, we'll just see."

"Have you seen Whitney, lately? Jeez. He's really messed up. What did you say to him yesterday?"

"I just told him that even though I was attracted to him I couldn't stand him. When I left he was screaming for me to come back."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Apparently I have the sexiest ass he's ever seen." He said with pride.

Chloe turned to look at his ass. "Are you sure he was referring to you?" She asked playfully.

She went to her computer and turned it on. The first thing that popped up was a porn website. "Argh, Lana. Not again." She whined.

"She's done this before?"

"Yes. She's been doing it for the past few weeks. I'm usually fine with it if she lets me look at it with her."

"Whoa, you look at porn with Lana?"

"Yeah, sometimes. Is this a problem for you, Clark?"

"No, not at all. I'm just..shocked."

"Clark, I have a secret." She said reluctantly.

"Chloe Sullivan has a secret? This I gotta hear."

"Clark, I'm.."

"Gay?!?" Clark said almost a little too enthusiastically.

"Not quite. I'm bisexual, Clark." She said shyly.

"Oh. I actually kinda already knew that."

"What? How? I thought I acted very straight...most of the time."

"Oh, you did. But, occasionally I noticed you looking at Lana a little too closely." He smiled. "You know, you always seemed jealous of Lana and I just assumed you were jealous of her for spending so much time with me. But, I guess, you were actually jealous of me."

"You catch on quick, Kent."





A/N: Finally, a new chapter. :D I don't know if this one is as funny as the others but, honestly, I'm running out of ideas for this. Oh well. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. :D Bye!

*~erin~*