Why I like CSI
Rated G
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I don't pretend to own them.
Note: This is what happens if you don't get enough CSI. Thanks to Jeff and Trap for proofing this for me.
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Why I Like CSI
By tabbi 8/10/02
So you want to know why,
I like to watch CSI;
Because I see my favorite guy.
Which one, you ask.
The answer to find is your task;
As I hide behind a writer's mask.
Doc Robbins has a good brain in his head,
A brilliant, former Johns-Hopkins med;
Now he's glad most of the people he works with are dead.
Then there's Greg, our favorite tech,
Eager to help solve the case, with people breathing down his neck;
He even helps with collection at a terrible bus wreck.
Next there's Nick, a private guy,
A smart and talented CSI;
And quick to ferret out a lie.
Don't forget about Warrick Brown,
The Sin City CSI's man about town,
His quick wit and fingerprint skills won't let us down.
Last is Grissom, the leader of the pack,
He keeps everyone on the right track,
And seeks out the truth in white and black.
There is the riddle for you to guess;
Nothing more and nothing less.
One last thing I must confess,
He's the one I can't wait to see,
Every week on my TV.
If still unclear the answer be,
Go read a CSI story written by me.