Early Esca Song Parodies

by Baradour

A few song parodies I wrote way back when I first saw Escaflowne. Please note they aren't supposed to be wonderful. They were intended to be off-the-wall. The current songs aren't really that PG, but some of the ones I need to add are, hence the rating.

3. Hey, Dornkirk

Note: I don't own Esca or "Jesus Christ Superstar."

And now . . .

The song parody that inspired a religion. (And yes, to those of you were there for its birth, the Pants religion is going strong!)

Hey, Dornkirk! (To the tune of "Hosanna")

Crowd:
Hey, Dornkirk! Oh, Dornkirk! Dornkirk, Dornkirk, oh!
Dornkirk, that's just so nasty!
Hey there man, oh man! Please put on some pants!
Put some pants on that sad, old naked bod!

Dornkirk:
Tell the rabble to be quiet, or else I see that they will riot!
I'm hanging free. My destiny!
Tell the fools within that throng that Hitomi, she wears a thong.
Undies are a curse; they should be burned.

Crowd:
Hey, Dornkirk! Oh, Dornkirk! Dornkirk, Dornkirk, oh!
Dornkirk, you're completely skanky!
Hey there man, oh man! Please put on some pants!
No one likes to see a shriveled bod!

Folken:
Why waste your time watching Hitomi?
You should spend it doing some clothes shopping.
And some underwear can be lots of fun to wear -
All the Fanelian girls dug my g-string! *Folken proudly displays a spare teal, purple, and black g-string*

Crowd:
Hey, Dornkirk! Oh, Dornkirk! Dornkirk, Dornkirk, oh!
Folken's the one that's sexy!
With his hair, his wings, and his purple tear
He matches the g-string that he wears!