Disclaimer- Everyone in this story except for the frog is made by me. So the disclaimer is only for the frog.
A/N; Hey guess what this is a story I wrote for an english Assignment when I was totally lacking in Inspiration. Please Read and Review and tell me if it was worth more than a b- (I wrote it in Yr 8 so). If you like this please read all my other stories and Review them. Insults aren't minded if they are original if not don't bother. Everything else is ok!!! So.....yeah..... Kewl!!!!!
luv Tab
P.S just a quick warning the story has no punctuation. I had to change it from a microsoft word to a word pad. OUCH!!!!!
The Green, Red and yellow spotted frog
The year is 6789.
The people of Earth have achieved space travel at the speed of light and now happily reside on their own family planet.
Every one every where was addicted to Ping-Pong.
Everyone that is except for one girl... Danilia Viunsislia. Danilia Viunsislia was 7 years old and heir to the Universe.
She loved to hear stories of the past you know the true stuff like Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. She hated fairy-tales like World War 1,2&3 and crusades everyone knew they were a load of bull.
She hated them because they were so boring and dull and uneventful.
Her absolute, totally, no doubt about it favourite the story was The Frog Prince.
She loved the way the beautiful princess kissed the ugly frog and how he turned into a handsome prince. It was just the most romantic story ever. It always made her cry.
She also loved old-fashioned clothes like underwear, bras, ties, denim jeans, woolen jumpers, silk nightgowns, socks and of course silk ball gowns with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet.
She hated the modern fashions like steel breastplates and skintight plastic brightly coloured pants almost as much as she also hated buy me a husband boob bands.
She wanted to dress like a princess from the past not a modern one.
Her parents couldn't and wouldn't allow that.
They only allowed her to wear silk nightgowns to bed after much arguing. was only one thing Danilia hated more then modern fashion and that was Ping-Pong.
How could heir to the universe hate the universe's most loved game?
She loathed it because of the way it was forced on children who didn't like Ping-Pong to enjoy and like it and to become addicted to it as others had become.
The way it was a school subject, replacing Math's and English, the way it had it's own television channel, planet and Galaxy.
How could her Great-Great- Great-Great-Great-Great- Great-Great-Great- Great- Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother Queenstoned Viunsislia allow that to happen!?! How could she?
By the time Danilia was 5 years old she had vowed many times that when her mother, a fanatical Ping-Pong player, passed away and she became Queen and Ruler of the Universe she would eliminate Ping-Pong from the Universe.
Danilia's 8th Birthday was 2 days away and as it got closer all she wanted was silk ball gown with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet.
She dropped hints to her parents at every occasion possible.
When her birthday finally arrived she got up at 005857 trihours and ran towards her parent's housenty (sleeping room).
She was so excited and so sure she would get a silk ball gown with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet that she forgot that she was still wearing her silk nightgown.
When she reached her parent's housenty she ran straight in and saw a small round present wrapped in Ping-Pong wrapping paper.
All she could think was "Ugh".
Her parents woke to the sound of her entering the housenty and said to her "Run along and go get changed out of those awful old fashioned clothes. When you get back you can could open it".
Danilia nodded her head and ran into her housenty and got changed into her purple buy me a husband boob band and her skintight plastic brightly coloured orange pants.
After she was dressed she ran back towards her parents housenty wondering what her present was the whole way.
***
It was 2 weeks after her birthday and Danilia was as hooked on Ping-Pong as any other child.
Nobody knew what had caused her sudden change in mind.
Nobody that is except her parents.
Danilia was addicted to Ping-Pong because the Ping-Pong ball that her parents had brought her for her birthday was cursed and all whom it belongs will become addicted to Ping-Pong.
That was the reason her parents had decided to buy it for her.
The future Queen and Ruler of the Universe could not hate the Universes favourite Game.
It just wasn't right.
It had worked in any case and now she was as addicted to Ping-Pong as the next person.
No time to reconsider.
***
One day, many years later, Danilia was playing Ping-Pong against her mother.
The game was for Danilia hand in marriage.
If she lost she would marry Thamasthino Gansiminia, the 37 year old Dutch of Sun System.
If she won she could wed whom ever she liked as long as they were exceptionally well breed.
Maybe that boy she was looking at the other night at the regatta that Nickoin Monnoliti, the 17 year old Lord of the Milky Way System.
Danilia was so worried about this that when she went to hit the ball she hit it so hard it went flying into the Bathroom and into the toilet.
Oh No! How would she be able to ever play Ping-Pong again without her magic, never let you lose Ping-Pong ball?
She ran towards the bathroom as fast as she could. As she reached the door she slipped on the toilet mat and fell straight on top of the "flush" button.
Danilia started to cry because she was so sure she would never see her ball again.
Then she remembered that her mother had been beating her by one point when she hit the ball out.
Her mother had won by the fault she would have to marry that evil Thamasthino Gansiminia.
It was the 68th century didn't she at least have the right to choose her own husband. She was only 15 and a quatter didn't she get the right to marry someone nearly her age like Nickoin Monnoliti.
Oh it wasn't fair!
While she had been crying a small, green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog had jumped out of the toilet.
It called out her name softly "Danilia, Danilia" and when no reaction came it said "Please pay attention, I am Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System. Thamasthino Gansiminia has hired a scientific witch to turn me into a frog because he wants your hand in holy matrimony. He doesn't like competition. He knows you prefer me over him. Don't You? I will go and get the Ping-Pong ball for you my lovely princess"
Danilia was so shocked all she could do was nod her head.
The small, green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog jumped back down into the toilet and swam away.
As the minutes wore on Danilia thought of how the frog had reminded her of a story she had been taught called "The Frog Prince".
She decided that when the frog came back she would give him a kiss and he would turn back into the handsome Lord Nickoin Monnoliti her mother would have to prefer him over Thamasthino Gansiminia.
Finally the frog resurfaced.
At the exact moment that it resurfaced Danilia picked it up in her arms and gave it a great big kiss on its slimy, disgusting, slippery, wobbly, sticky, gross lips.
She then proceeded to throw up in the toilet.
Her mother walked into the toilet at that exact same moment, to see what was taking her daughter so long, as the green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog turned back into Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System.
Her mother screamed and pushed Danilia away from the toilet, which she threw up in.
When Nickoin Monnoliti told her mother how he came to be a green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog.
Her mother had a heart attack and died.
Now Danilia had the right to decide who she would like to marry in holy matrimony.
The first thing Danilia did when she became Queen and Ruler of the Universe was choose Nickoin Monnoliti to wed in holy matrimony.
The second thing was to have Thamasthino Gansiminia thrown into a black hole.
The third thing her royal Queen and Ruler of the Universe did was eliminate Ping-Pong.
Since she had lost the ball its effects on her had lessened until it had no control over her.
Where Ping-Pong was a school subject she put Math, English and Science.
Where it had its on Planet she made a University.
Where it was a galaxy she made a nature reserve and where it was a channel she put on children's cartoons.
It was amazing how fast the effects of Ping-Pong wore off.
Soon people were enjoying life again and playing her Royal Highness favourite game Tennis.
The wedding of Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System and Danilia Viunsislia Queen and Ruler of The Universe was the most talked about wedding for 543 years.
Nickoin Monnolititri sislia and Danilia Viunsislia tri noliti lived happily ever after.
The End
A/N SO what do you think? Pleaz Read and Review! Please!! Pretty, Pretty please with chocolate on top!
tehehe
A/N; Hey guess what this is a story I wrote for an english Assignment when I was totally lacking in Inspiration. Please Read and Review and tell me if it was worth more than a b- (I wrote it in Yr 8 so). If you like this please read all my other stories and Review them. Insults aren't minded if they are original if not don't bother. Everything else is ok!!! So.....yeah..... Kewl!!!!!
luv Tab
P.S just a quick warning the story has no punctuation. I had to change it from a microsoft word to a word pad. OUCH!!!!!
The Green, Red and yellow spotted frog
The year is 6789.
The people of Earth have achieved space travel at the speed of light and now happily reside on their own family planet.
Every one every where was addicted to Ping-Pong.
Everyone that is except for one girl... Danilia Viunsislia. Danilia Viunsislia was 7 years old and heir to the Universe.
She loved to hear stories of the past you know the true stuff like Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. She hated fairy-tales like World War 1,2&3 and crusades everyone knew they were a load of bull.
She hated them because they were so boring and dull and uneventful.
Her absolute, totally, no doubt about it favourite the story was The Frog Prince.
She loved the way the beautiful princess kissed the ugly frog and how he turned into a handsome prince. It was just the most romantic story ever. It always made her cry.
She also loved old-fashioned clothes like underwear, bras, ties, denim jeans, woolen jumpers, silk nightgowns, socks and of course silk ball gowns with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet.
She hated the modern fashions like steel breastplates and skintight plastic brightly coloured pants almost as much as she also hated buy me a husband boob bands.
She wanted to dress like a princess from the past not a modern one.
Her parents couldn't and wouldn't allow that.
They only allowed her to wear silk nightgowns to bed after much arguing. was only one thing Danilia hated more then modern fashion and that was Ping-Pong.
How could heir to the universe hate the universe's most loved game?
She loathed it because of the way it was forced on children who didn't like Ping-Pong to enjoy and like it and to become addicted to it as others had become.
The way it was a school subject, replacing Math's and English, the way it had it's own television channel, planet and Galaxy.
How could her Great-Great- Great-Great-Great-Great- Great-Great-Great- Great- Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother Queenstoned Viunsislia allow that to happen!?! How could she?
By the time Danilia was 5 years old she had vowed many times that when her mother, a fanatical Ping-Pong player, passed away and she became Queen and Ruler of the Universe she would eliminate Ping-Pong from the Universe.
Danilia's 8th Birthday was 2 days away and as it got closer all she wanted was silk ball gown with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet.
She dropped hints to her parents at every occasion possible.
When her birthday finally arrived she got up at 005857 trihours and ran towards her parent's housenty (sleeping room).
She was so excited and so sure she would get a silk ball gown with huge flowing hems that cascaded over her feet that she forgot that she was still wearing her silk nightgown.
When she reached her parent's housenty she ran straight in and saw a small round present wrapped in Ping-Pong wrapping paper.
All she could think was "Ugh".
Her parents woke to the sound of her entering the housenty and said to her "Run along and go get changed out of those awful old fashioned clothes. When you get back you can could open it".
Danilia nodded her head and ran into her housenty and got changed into her purple buy me a husband boob band and her skintight plastic brightly coloured orange pants.
After she was dressed she ran back towards her parents housenty wondering what her present was the whole way.
***
It was 2 weeks after her birthday and Danilia was as hooked on Ping-Pong as any other child.
Nobody knew what had caused her sudden change in mind.
Nobody that is except her parents.
Danilia was addicted to Ping-Pong because the Ping-Pong ball that her parents had brought her for her birthday was cursed and all whom it belongs will become addicted to Ping-Pong.
That was the reason her parents had decided to buy it for her.
The future Queen and Ruler of the Universe could not hate the Universes favourite Game.
It just wasn't right.
It had worked in any case and now she was as addicted to Ping-Pong as the next person.
No time to reconsider.
***
One day, many years later, Danilia was playing Ping-Pong against her mother.
The game was for Danilia hand in marriage.
If she lost she would marry Thamasthino Gansiminia, the 37 year old Dutch of Sun System.
If she won she could wed whom ever she liked as long as they were exceptionally well breed.
Maybe that boy she was looking at the other night at the regatta that Nickoin Monnoliti, the 17 year old Lord of the Milky Way System.
Danilia was so worried about this that when she went to hit the ball she hit it so hard it went flying into the Bathroom and into the toilet.
Oh No! How would she be able to ever play Ping-Pong again without her magic, never let you lose Ping-Pong ball?
She ran towards the bathroom as fast as she could. As she reached the door she slipped on the toilet mat and fell straight on top of the "flush" button.
Danilia started to cry because she was so sure she would never see her ball again.
Then she remembered that her mother had been beating her by one point when she hit the ball out.
Her mother had won by the fault she would have to marry that evil Thamasthino Gansiminia.
It was the 68th century didn't she at least have the right to choose her own husband. She was only 15 and a quatter didn't she get the right to marry someone nearly her age like Nickoin Monnoliti.
Oh it wasn't fair!
While she had been crying a small, green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog had jumped out of the toilet.
It called out her name softly "Danilia, Danilia" and when no reaction came it said "Please pay attention, I am Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System. Thamasthino Gansiminia has hired a scientific witch to turn me into a frog because he wants your hand in holy matrimony. He doesn't like competition. He knows you prefer me over him. Don't You? I will go and get the Ping-Pong ball for you my lovely princess"
Danilia was so shocked all she could do was nod her head.
The small, green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog jumped back down into the toilet and swam away.
As the minutes wore on Danilia thought of how the frog had reminded her of a story she had been taught called "The Frog Prince".
She decided that when the frog came back she would give him a kiss and he would turn back into the handsome Lord Nickoin Monnoliti her mother would have to prefer him over Thamasthino Gansiminia.
Finally the frog resurfaced.
At the exact moment that it resurfaced Danilia picked it up in her arms and gave it a great big kiss on its slimy, disgusting, slippery, wobbly, sticky, gross lips.
She then proceeded to throw up in the toilet.
Her mother walked into the toilet at that exact same moment, to see what was taking her daughter so long, as the green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog turned back into Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System.
Her mother screamed and pushed Danilia away from the toilet, which she threw up in.
When Nickoin Monnoliti told her mother how he came to be a green, red and yellow spotted, Toilet Frog.
Her mother had a heart attack and died.
Now Danilia had the right to decide who she would like to marry in holy matrimony.
The first thing Danilia did when she became Queen and Ruler of the Universe was choose Nickoin Monnoliti to wed in holy matrimony.
The second thing was to have Thamasthino Gansiminia thrown into a black hole.
The third thing her royal Queen and Ruler of the Universe did was eliminate Ping-Pong.
Since she had lost the ball its effects on her had lessened until it had no control over her.
Where Ping-Pong was a school subject she put Math, English and Science.
Where it had its on Planet she made a University.
Where it was a galaxy she made a nature reserve and where it was a channel she put on children's cartoons.
It was amazing how fast the effects of Ping-Pong wore off.
Soon people were enjoying life again and playing her Royal Highness favourite game Tennis.
The wedding of Nickoin Monnoliti, Lord of the Milky Way System and Danilia Viunsislia Queen and Ruler of The Universe was the most talked about wedding for 543 years.
Nickoin Monnolititri sislia and Danilia Viunsislia tri noliti lived happily ever after.
The End
A/N SO what do you think? Pleaz Read and Review! Please!! Pretty, Pretty please with chocolate on top!
tehehe