Title: An Assassin for a Lover

Author: nikki (nikkichan0829@yahoo.com)

Chapter: 5/?

Rating: PG-13

From what series: Hunter x Hunter

Genre: Yaoi

Pairing: Hisoka x Irumi, hints of Gon x Killua (no, no Leorio x Kurapika. Will think about it first. Candice, please don't kill me.)

Timeline: I placed it after the York New City incident with the Genei Ryodan.

Description: Irumi attempts to make things clear… Hisoka tries to convince Gon to…

Disclaimer: Don't own Hunter x Hunter. Don't attempt to sue coz I don't have any money.

Warning: YAOI, enough said

Author's notes: I won't tolerate flames that tell me that they don't approve of Yaoi. Well, if you looked at the genre and warning, you'd know what you get. If you don't like yaoi, leave, otherwise feel welcome to continue and please review^^.

Irumi's heart plummeted at the sight of his confused little brother. This was totally unexpected. Being seen by Killua in Hisoka's arms in a very compromising position was definitely something he wasn't prepared for.

"Killua…" Irumi shifted uncomfortably. "I think we need to talk."

Hisoka just smirked. He found everything simply amusing. Irumi tried to get off his lap but he just tightened his grip. Irumi turned red and struggled to get off.

Killua didn't move as he watched his brother weakly try to pry Hisoka's hands off him. He didn't understand why Irumi didn't just use force to get off the magician's lap.

Finally, Irumi seemed to give up before he deliberately pressed a needle lightly down Hisoka's back, catching the redhead off guard. Hisoka's arms went lax around his waist. Irumi easily pried his arms off and left pulling Killua along with him. He didn't notice the surprised look the boy he passed by gave him.

Damn Hisoka and his kiss!

~*~

Killua shifted in his seat for the fifth time in the past minute. He couldn't believe what Irumi had told him. A deal with Hisoka? Is Irumi crazy or something? He pinched himself just to find out if he was having a nightmare or not. Unfortunately, the nightmare was real.

"Why, oniisan? Why Hisoka of all people?!"

Irumi had turned a shade paler at the sound of Killua's distraught voice. He raised the teacup to his lips and took a sip. Killua frowned at this. This wasn't something to try and remain calm about. Nothing good could possibly come out of a deal with the psycho clown. There must be another reason why Irumi had taken this. None of this made any sense to him.

~*~

Irumi studied the expression on Killua's face. His sibling had the look of disapproval on his face. It was going to be for the best that he be blunt with the boy rather than having him form his own speculations which would reach his father. And that did not sound good. He placed his teacup on the table lightly.

"To be perfectly honest, Killua. I don't really know why. I can't help it. I don't even know what's wrong with me. He's been running in my head for days, weeks even. I don't know why." Irumi stopped and bit his lip, gulping before continuing, "I had thought that by taking this deal, I could get the chance to get him out of my head but instead…" Irumi looked down, unable to meet Killua's eyes at the memory of the kiss he shared with Hisoka and his face flushed in shame for wanting such a man.

"But instead what?"

"It doesn't matter." Irumi shook his head. "I can't back out of it now. It's just for a few days anyway. How bad can that be?"

Killua frowned all the more and shook his head. Irumi had a feeling that his last three sentences had been more of something to comfort him rather than his young sibling.

~*~

Hisoka tried to coax his body to move for what seemed like the twentieth time already. Even his Nen wasn't helping. The needle was lodged deep and will probably stay there much longer. Damn! How could Irumi leave him like this?! And they were getting along so well. If Killua hadn't shown up, he probably would've had Irumi in bed by sunset. Double damn!

Gon doesn't seem to be helping. Well, the boy did give him an apologetic smile and said that it wasn't a good idea to pull it out especially if you weren't someone who knew how to do it right. They'll just have to wait for Irumi to come back.

That raven-haired beauty better be prepared when he comes back. Hisoka growled and tried to move again but this time he fell flat on his face.

Hisoka swore that he was going to turn Irumi over his knee and spank him like a little kid and make sure that he gets a really sore bottom later on.

~*~

Gon was looking out for Killua when he heard something fall to the floor. That something turned out to be Hisoka falling flat on his face. He chuckled. It wasn't everyday that you get to see Hisoka in such a predicament. It's really priceless to see Hisoka like that.

He walked over to the redhead and pulled him back up to his chair and went back to looking out for Killua.

"Gon, can't you just pull it out for me. I mean, it's not that hard. Come on." When Gon didn't answer, Hisoka added, "Please?"

"Killua's brother put that on you for a reason and I don't really want there to be any misunderstanding between us." Gon stuck his tongue out at Hisoka.

Hisoka grumbled under his breath. Gon sighed. Where had Killua and his brother gone off to?

~TBC~

Author's notes: AH!!! Finally finished this chapter. Sorry for the long wait. About this fic… it used to be at the misc section. It took me a while to remove it then transfer the entire thing to the proper category. (Damn trips!!!)

This entire thing started with a hentai mind. Nope. Not Hisoka's, but MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Ignore the rants. I feel a little bit crazy right now. Just discovered that Joker from Flame of Recca died during the last part of comic volume 29… NOOOOOOOOO!!!*