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The Day Snake Played Solitaire
Snake just sat there. His hands forever moving and clicking on the small mouse ball that came built into the laptop. This activity was punctuated by shouts of. "Oh bugger it." When he realised that he wouldn't win the hand. And shouts of "Oh yeah I rule the universe" when he won directed at anyone who just happened to be in the room. These shouts were always followed by a quote of the score and time it took to achieve. The only breaks he took were to search the Internet through his laptop and to get himself food and drink. The last two breaks were eliminated by the first one. On line shopping meant doorstep delivery and Internet payment. He bought one of those hats that hold two cans with a straw that runs down into your mouth. He also bought a special auto-loading catapult that shot vitamin and mineral pills into his mouth effectively eliminating the need to eat. By this time Snake had been playing non-stop for about a week. In the beginning his friends drooped by every now and then to try to get him to stop. They were quite obviously worried. The signs of this were that Otacon had developed a stammer, Radian started loosing his hair and the less said about Rose the better. Snake just played solitaire. After that they just stayed clear of him. And time went on. He became thinner. He was literally a shadow of his former self. It was then that Otacon, Raiden and Rose made a last ditch attempt to save him from himself. They hid behind him and waited for him to win a hand. When he won he stood up for the customary celebration which included raising of arms. When he did this they tickled his armpits. The shock of this mainly because he had had no social interaction for a month gave him a miner hart attack. It wasn't anything serious and at least after his stay in hospital he will be able to get on with his life. But he did ask someone to deliver his laptop to the hospital ward.. By B.B.J
Well its not bad and only took a maximum of five minutes to read so if you didn't like it you didn't waste much time. Please review.
The Day Snake Played Solitaire
Snake just sat there. His hands forever moving and clicking on the small mouse ball that came built into the laptop. This activity was punctuated by shouts of. "Oh bugger it." When he realised that he wouldn't win the hand. And shouts of "Oh yeah I rule the universe" when he won directed at anyone who just happened to be in the room. These shouts were always followed by a quote of the score and time it took to achieve. The only breaks he took were to search the Internet through his laptop and to get himself food and drink. The last two breaks were eliminated by the first one. On line shopping meant doorstep delivery and Internet payment. He bought one of those hats that hold two cans with a straw that runs down into your mouth. He also bought a special auto-loading catapult that shot vitamin and mineral pills into his mouth effectively eliminating the need to eat. By this time Snake had been playing non-stop for about a week. In the beginning his friends drooped by every now and then to try to get him to stop. They were quite obviously worried. The signs of this were that Otacon had developed a stammer, Radian started loosing his hair and the less said about Rose the better. Snake just played solitaire. After that they just stayed clear of him. And time went on. He became thinner. He was literally a shadow of his former self. It was then that Otacon, Raiden and Rose made a last ditch attempt to save him from himself. They hid behind him and waited for him to win a hand. When he won he stood up for the customary celebration which included raising of arms. When he did this they tickled his armpits. The shock of this mainly because he had had no social interaction for a month gave him a miner hart attack. It wasn't anything serious and at least after his stay in hospital he will be able to get on with his life. But he did ask someone to deliver his laptop to the hospital ward.. By B.B.J
Well its not bad and only took a maximum of five minutes to read so if you didn't like it you didn't waste much time. Please review.