Hick Lily, City James
"Hey y'all" Lily called out to her friends Ashley Porter, Ellie Montgomery. "How was yawls summer in the big ol' city?"
"It was great!" replied Ashley and Ellie. "You should really go sometime! Us all saw James Potter. He'd look cute with overalls and that nice straw hat your daddy bought for church." "Yeah I know, my daddy bought that. But James is too into his Nike shoes, us farmers like them boots to keep our toes from the cold wailer." "Yeah I know" Ashley replied. "But you know, those Nike shoes ain't that bad."
Lily was what you call a hick. She lived her life on a farm in Iowa, outside of a town called Fairfield. Population, 30. Anyway, Lily's father was a farmer. He was 100% hick. Her sister, Petunia, however, was very UN hicky. And quite loved the new fashion and hated "them farmers boots". Ok who really knows how Lily got her letter. I mean, even these days, how did they even get mail out there? Oh well, well somehow Lily got a letter accepting her into Hogwarts. She was in her 6th year, and somehow over the years, she had acquired a British/ hick accent. Her friends Ashley and Ellie had the same problem. So throughout the school, they were known as the "Brithicks". Brit for British, Hicks for Hicks. Despite their innocent farmer looks, and their straw hats that they wore, instead of the pointy things that most wizards wear on their heads. And despite their British/hick accent, they were among the smartest students. Also among the most mischievous as well in fact they tied with the famous, unhicky, uninnocent looking, cute, funny, and smart Marauders. With the exception of Peter who was an ugly, unfamous, hicky, innocent, uncute, unfunny and dumb. The Marauders wanted to know who their competition was. They wanted to know whether the they were guys, girls, man, woman, male, female, smart, dumb, hicky or unhicky and stuff. Whoever these people were, they did a good job of covering up their tracks. A real good job. For no one had any idea of who it was. Only 3 girls knew. And they were, THE BRITHICKS! Who knew that they were the main competitor of the Brithicks. Because unknown to the world, under those straw hats, and under their Britain/ hick accents, they were 3 beautiful, British accenty, girls.
Ok, I think we can drop the accent now. Cause its getting a bother to type y'all and stuff. Anyway..
"All right girls," Lily said. "We need to think of a new prank. Which will beat the Marauders prank that they just pulled on Snape." Which if anyone wants to know is they turned Snapes knickers pink, and made them visible thru his robe. And Snape wouldn't notice. On top of that, they turned his hair into a possum. SO their was a dead possum on his head. It wasn't very attractive, but then again, Snape wasn't an attractive person. So anyway, back to Lilys little meeting.
"First we have to decide who to pull a prank on, since Snape is was too overused."
"Well," Ashley said. " Why don't we pull a prank on james little gang. And they will never guess because WE'RE THE BRITHICKS!!! Dun dun dun.."
"Well that was rude!" Ellie " How long do we have to pretend to have these accents, I really don't want to spend another 2 years pretending to have Brit/Hick accents." "Ok Ellie shut up," Lily said. " And Ashley. What should we do? Something that's never been done b4. Something mugglish, but at the same time, something magicish." "LILLYYYYYY" Ashley and Ellie cried, " GET TO THE POINT!" "Ok," Lily goes. " Sooooooooooo..."
"Hey y'all" Lily called out to her friends Ashley Porter, Ellie Montgomery. "How was yawls summer in the big ol' city?"
"It was great!" replied Ashley and Ellie. "You should really go sometime! Us all saw James Potter. He'd look cute with overalls and that nice straw hat your daddy bought for church." "Yeah I know, my daddy bought that. But James is too into his Nike shoes, us farmers like them boots to keep our toes from the cold wailer." "Yeah I know" Ashley replied. "But you know, those Nike shoes ain't that bad."
Lily was what you call a hick. She lived her life on a farm in Iowa, outside of a town called Fairfield. Population, 30. Anyway, Lily's father was a farmer. He was 100% hick. Her sister, Petunia, however, was very UN hicky. And quite loved the new fashion and hated "them farmers boots". Ok who really knows how Lily got her letter. I mean, even these days, how did they even get mail out there? Oh well, well somehow Lily got a letter accepting her into Hogwarts. She was in her 6th year, and somehow over the years, she had acquired a British/ hick accent. Her friends Ashley and Ellie had the same problem. So throughout the school, they were known as the "Brithicks". Brit for British, Hicks for Hicks. Despite their innocent farmer looks, and their straw hats that they wore, instead of the pointy things that most wizards wear on their heads. And despite their British/hick accent, they were among the smartest students. Also among the most mischievous as well in fact they tied with the famous, unhicky, uninnocent looking, cute, funny, and smart Marauders. With the exception of Peter who was an ugly, unfamous, hicky, innocent, uncute, unfunny and dumb. The Marauders wanted to know who their competition was. They wanted to know whether the they were guys, girls, man, woman, male, female, smart, dumb, hicky or unhicky and stuff. Whoever these people were, they did a good job of covering up their tracks. A real good job. For no one had any idea of who it was. Only 3 girls knew. And they were, THE BRITHICKS! Who knew that they were the main competitor of the Brithicks. Because unknown to the world, under those straw hats, and under their Britain/ hick accents, they were 3 beautiful, British accenty, girls.
Ok, I think we can drop the accent now. Cause its getting a bother to type y'all and stuff. Anyway..
"All right girls," Lily said. "We need to think of a new prank. Which will beat the Marauders prank that they just pulled on Snape." Which if anyone wants to know is they turned Snapes knickers pink, and made them visible thru his robe. And Snape wouldn't notice. On top of that, they turned his hair into a possum. SO their was a dead possum on his head. It wasn't very attractive, but then again, Snape wasn't an attractive person. So anyway, back to Lilys little meeting.
"First we have to decide who to pull a prank on, since Snape is was too overused."
"Well," Ashley said. " Why don't we pull a prank on james little gang. And they will never guess because WE'RE THE BRITHICKS!!! Dun dun dun.."
"Well that was rude!" Ellie " How long do we have to pretend to have these accents, I really don't want to spend another 2 years pretending to have Brit/Hick accents." "Ok Ellie shut up," Lily said. " And Ashley. What should we do? Something that's never been done b4. Something mugglish, but at the same time, something magicish." "LILLYYYYYY" Ashley and Ellie cried, " GET TO THE POINT!" "Ok," Lily goes. " Sooooooooooo..."