Chapter 3
Before 6th year, Snapes hair was not oily. And he was not and ugly greasy nasty slime ball. He had nice poofy hair, well not really poofy, but it stuck 2 feet up above his head. And whenever he moved his head, his hair bounced. Which made the girls giggle and the guy revolt. Anyway, Snape was really proud of his hair. So, the Marauders decided that Snape would look better with nice slick hair. This is what started all the trouble between Snape and Marauders. They asked ugly, fat, annoying, nasty, mean, unfunny, uncute Peter to make a potion that would sort of unpoof his hair. Make it normal looking. Unfortunately, the U.F.A.N.M.U.U Peter messed up the potion, as always and made it accidentally so that Snapes hair would always be greasy. Peter put in the potion in the Snapes pumpkin juice, but being the idiot he was, he accidentally put some in Lusius's drink, which also explains why Draco has his slick slimy hair. Snape didn't notice but his hair was flattening minute by minute. And Peter being the idiot he was, put too much of the potion in Snapes pumpkin juice, so even if he did try to wash it off, it wouldn't come off. Which explains why Snape and Draco have oily, slick hair.
Now lets get off the subject of Snape. I don't even know why we were talking about Snape. For Snape is an idiot. But it's just a piece of information I thought you might want to know. Now, back to James and Lily.
Who shall we talk about? Lily or James. Well, I guess you probably want to know about the Brithicks point of view. Well, (owwwww the author is brushing my long hair while I'm typing this! Ow ow ow ow!) And P.S we're both from Iowa by the way. And we're typing this from Fairfield. Ok? Huh? Back to the story.
"Lily guess what guess what!" Ellie cried. " Dumbledore announced another ball while you were in this bed hiding James's shoes.
"really?!" Lily cried. "Oh no," Ashley whined. " Another ball wearing overalls, I swear this is the last one. I'm sick of this! Next ball, I'm going to be Ashley, not another Brithick girl. "Chill out," Lily said. " We don't have to dress in overalls for this one." "Really!" Ellie and Ashley both cried. "Yup! We aren't even going to go to the ball. "WHAT!" they cried. "Yup. End of discussion. Now lets talk about what we're going to do with James's shoes." "Well," Ellie sighed. "We could hide them under Sirius's bed, and then give him clues and then Sirius would be in trouble." "Not bad," Ashley said.
One thing I forgot to do was describe the girls and the guys for you. Well Lily was 5'5. Had nice pretty emerald eyes. But they were always hidden under her straw hat. She had strawberry blonde hairy that was shoulder length and nice and straight. Ellie had short black hair, just under her ears, pretty blue eyes. And they were really blue. She was about 5'7, and was very very skinny. Ashley had really long blonde hair. 5'4, nice cool gray eyes. And had a nice curvy body. And was really cute. As were all the girls. Lily was pretty, Ellie was gorgeous and Ashley was cute. But none of the girls showed their beauty. In fact, they kept it hidden under their straw hats.
Lets describe the guys. James was 5'9 had messy black hair, and chocolate brown eyes. He was quite a hottie. And was sort of a player. Remus had curly silvery blonde hair. Had light blue eyes, and was 5'7. Sirius was very UN serious. And he had dark brown hair, hazel eyes, 6'0 tall, and all the girls loved him.
So, James was hot, Remus was cute, and Sirius was drop dead gorgeous. And they showed their looks off. And were all players. But they were gentle with girls
And this concludes another chapter of hick Lily and city James. OH yea, I own nothing but the plot, Ashley and Ellie. And this goes for the entire story
Before 6th year, Snapes hair was not oily. And he was not and ugly greasy nasty slime ball. He had nice poofy hair, well not really poofy, but it stuck 2 feet up above his head. And whenever he moved his head, his hair bounced. Which made the girls giggle and the guy revolt. Anyway, Snape was really proud of his hair. So, the Marauders decided that Snape would look better with nice slick hair. This is what started all the trouble between Snape and Marauders. They asked ugly, fat, annoying, nasty, mean, unfunny, uncute Peter to make a potion that would sort of unpoof his hair. Make it normal looking. Unfortunately, the U.F.A.N.M.U.U Peter messed up the potion, as always and made it accidentally so that Snapes hair would always be greasy. Peter put in the potion in the Snapes pumpkin juice, but being the idiot he was, he accidentally put some in Lusius's drink, which also explains why Draco has his slick slimy hair. Snape didn't notice but his hair was flattening minute by minute. And Peter being the idiot he was, put too much of the potion in Snapes pumpkin juice, so even if he did try to wash it off, it wouldn't come off. Which explains why Snape and Draco have oily, slick hair.
Now lets get off the subject of Snape. I don't even know why we were talking about Snape. For Snape is an idiot. But it's just a piece of information I thought you might want to know. Now, back to James and Lily.
Who shall we talk about? Lily or James. Well, I guess you probably want to know about the Brithicks point of view. Well, (owwwww the author is brushing my long hair while I'm typing this! Ow ow ow ow!) And P.S we're both from Iowa by the way. And we're typing this from Fairfield. Ok? Huh? Back to the story.
"Lily guess what guess what!" Ellie cried. " Dumbledore announced another ball while you were in this bed hiding James's shoes.
"really?!" Lily cried. "Oh no," Ashley whined. " Another ball wearing overalls, I swear this is the last one. I'm sick of this! Next ball, I'm going to be Ashley, not another Brithick girl. "Chill out," Lily said. " We don't have to dress in overalls for this one." "Really!" Ellie and Ashley both cried. "Yup! We aren't even going to go to the ball. "WHAT!" they cried. "Yup. End of discussion. Now lets talk about what we're going to do with James's shoes." "Well," Ellie sighed. "We could hide them under Sirius's bed, and then give him clues and then Sirius would be in trouble." "Not bad," Ashley said.
One thing I forgot to do was describe the girls and the guys for you. Well Lily was 5'5. Had nice pretty emerald eyes. But they were always hidden under her straw hat. She had strawberry blonde hairy that was shoulder length and nice and straight. Ellie had short black hair, just under her ears, pretty blue eyes. And they were really blue. She was about 5'7, and was very very skinny. Ashley had really long blonde hair. 5'4, nice cool gray eyes. And had a nice curvy body. And was really cute. As were all the girls. Lily was pretty, Ellie was gorgeous and Ashley was cute. But none of the girls showed their beauty. In fact, they kept it hidden under their straw hats.
Lets describe the guys. James was 5'9 had messy black hair, and chocolate brown eyes. He was quite a hottie. And was sort of a player. Remus had curly silvery blonde hair. Had light blue eyes, and was 5'7. Sirius was very UN serious. And he had dark brown hair, hazel eyes, 6'0 tall, and all the girls loved him.
So, James was hot, Remus was cute, and Sirius was drop dead gorgeous. And they showed their looks off. And were all players. But they were gentle with girls
And this concludes another chapter of hick Lily and city James. OH yea, I own nothing but the plot, Ashley and Ellie. And this goes for the entire story