A/N : Yes, this is a short chapter, and apologies all around. *this* means its should be in italics, but it won't show up that way. So.. on to the story. PS. Naheka, we're doing a funny LOTR one, and I think you'll see us then. Check Z's profile thingy to see when we post it. Oh and people, I now has school, and Z starts next Friday, ssoo... yeah..
Whoops, yeah well almost forgot a Disclaimer : we don't own LOTR so don't sue me, Rya, cuz I only have a couple of bucks, lots of books, and some soundtracks. Try Z, you might get a slow computer, a collection of dead people, a t.v./ vcr ......
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Hell on Middle Earth by Zella and Rya
" Uuuurrrrgggggggghhhhhh" mumbled Zella. She had awakened, at last, only to find she had a roaring headache. Pale streaks of color were just beginning to shoot through the edge of the sky, showing that it was nearing dawn. it did not make her feel any better to know she had been unconscious the entire night. Zella looked around and saw that she and Rya were surrounded by their purchases from the mall. Then, the grass she was sitting on caught her attention. " Grass??" she thought bewildered. " But, we were in a parking lot. How'd we get ...." she trailed off, the previous night flashing through her head. " Oh. Shit. " She murmured.
At that moment Rya groaned, signaling she was awake, and felt miserable. " And I thought I was pounded when that one girl slid into my face before the ref stopped her. God, this hurts." Zella felt guilty, and bit her lower lip. The weekend before both girls had played in a soccer tournament. However, Rya played the position of goalkeeper and the other team did not play fair. Rya had been slammed, kicked, and run over numerous times. Five opponents had been evicted from the game for their fouls against Rya, and wee unable to play the rest of the season. Three others had also been evicted for their fouls against other team members. The remaining team members were under probation. However, Rya had bruises all over her body from the pounding she had gotten.
" Umm, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto." Zella whispered as she took n the scene around her.
" Since when have we ever been in Kansas, Dorothy ?" Rya asked sarcastically. " I thought we were in Nebra-" she had just sat up, her eyes wide open "Shit!"
Now it was Zella's turn to use sarcasm " Nebrashit ? Where in the world is Nebrashit ?"
" Ah, hello, I kinda doubt that we are even in our own state, much less country ! I don't think it matters!" Rya exploded. Then she sighed. " Sorry," she said, rubbing the back of her neck where her scar was. " She winced as her shoulder muscle loudly protested this and her arm fell back to the ground.
" Yeah, I know," Zella replied. They just sat there, thinking about their situation as the sun rose.
" So what are we *gonna* do ? I mean, its not like we can sit here forever. For one, I'm hungry ! " Zella said after a while.
" Gimme my back pack, I thick there's some munchies in it." The blue pack was passed, and Rya was soon pulling things out, leaving them in a pile beside her. Finally, after several minutes of searching, she held up some granola bars in triumph. But the grinning Zella merely reached into a pile of stuff and pulled out a candy bar. " I'll just eat this." she told her friend. " Fine, I've got the mints.'" Rya replied shaking a round container at Z. Zella looked from her candy bar to the mints, then suddenly she jumped up and ran over to Rya.
Rya, however, was not about to let her mints be eaten by the blonde, friend or not, so she too got up. Only Rya started running as fast as she could away from the poor, mint deprived teen chasing her. Thus they ran around for about thirty minutes. Finally, Rya opened the container and ate the remaining twenty or so mints.
" NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!" wailed Zella at the loss of the mints. With a quick mood change she told the brown haired girl " Fine, but if you find Lori standing over you with a knife, don't say you didn't earn it !" Lori was Zella's imaginary stick figure who went around killing people that had ticked off Zella.
" Okay, whatever." replied Rya as she walked back to her stuff and began shoving her junk back in her backpack. " But what are we supposed to do now? I mean, unless, you just happen to have a map of this place." She stood up. and slung her now full back pack onto her shoulders. " That and I think we should start walking."
" Let's go this way !" and once more, Zella set off with Rya following. After walking an hour and a half ( according to Zella's watch ) they heard started to hear voices. So they dropped their bags, and crawled over a hill. They saw : a forest, a tall guy in gray robes, four little boys, a blonde guy, and two more men with swords. Upon seeing the swords, rya began wriggling in excitement. Rya was a major sword freak, and even had one hanging up on her wall in her bedroom, along with a dozen or so knives. She even had bought a knife in the mall to add to her collection.
But, before she could charge down the hill to take their swords, Zella started to start mumbling to herself , "Four boy, two men, a blonde, and a dude in gray.." Suddenly, she let out a yelp " Oh My God !!" before she remembered they were hiding. The blonde man looked towards where Zella and Rya were, but he was the only one.
" Umm, Rya, I think that we're in Middle- Earth." Zella said quietly, " And that's the Fellowship !"
" So, that blonde dude is Orli ????" Rya hissed .
"Yup."
"Fuuunnnnn !"
Suddenly, Rya got an idea, and began whispering to Zella.
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Hehehehe. Don't yell at me, bug Zella to hurry up and write so we can post another chapter !!!
Whoops, yeah well almost forgot a Disclaimer : we don't own LOTR so don't sue me, Rya, cuz I only have a couple of bucks, lots of books, and some soundtracks. Try Z, you might get a slow computer, a collection of dead people, a t.v./ vcr ......
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Hell on Middle Earth by Zella and Rya
" Uuuurrrrgggggggghhhhhh" mumbled Zella. She had awakened, at last, only to find she had a roaring headache. Pale streaks of color were just beginning to shoot through the edge of the sky, showing that it was nearing dawn. it did not make her feel any better to know she had been unconscious the entire night. Zella looked around and saw that she and Rya were surrounded by their purchases from the mall. Then, the grass she was sitting on caught her attention. " Grass??" she thought bewildered. " But, we were in a parking lot. How'd we get ...." she trailed off, the previous night flashing through her head. " Oh. Shit. " She murmured.
At that moment Rya groaned, signaling she was awake, and felt miserable. " And I thought I was pounded when that one girl slid into my face before the ref stopped her. God, this hurts." Zella felt guilty, and bit her lower lip. The weekend before both girls had played in a soccer tournament. However, Rya played the position of goalkeeper and the other team did not play fair. Rya had been slammed, kicked, and run over numerous times. Five opponents had been evicted from the game for their fouls against Rya, and wee unable to play the rest of the season. Three others had also been evicted for their fouls against other team members. The remaining team members were under probation. However, Rya had bruises all over her body from the pounding she had gotten.
" Umm, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto." Zella whispered as she took n the scene around her.
" Since when have we ever been in Kansas, Dorothy ?" Rya asked sarcastically. " I thought we were in Nebra-" she had just sat up, her eyes wide open "Shit!"
Now it was Zella's turn to use sarcasm " Nebrashit ? Where in the world is Nebrashit ?"
" Ah, hello, I kinda doubt that we are even in our own state, much less country ! I don't think it matters!" Rya exploded. Then she sighed. " Sorry," she said, rubbing the back of her neck where her scar was. " She winced as her shoulder muscle loudly protested this and her arm fell back to the ground.
" Yeah, I know," Zella replied. They just sat there, thinking about their situation as the sun rose.
" So what are we *gonna* do ? I mean, its not like we can sit here forever. For one, I'm hungry ! " Zella said after a while.
" Gimme my back pack, I thick there's some munchies in it." The blue pack was passed, and Rya was soon pulling things out, leaving them in a pile beside her. Finally, after several minutes of searching, she held up some granola bars in triumph. But the grinning Zella merely reached into a pile of stuff and pulled out a candy bar. " I'll just eat this." she told her friend. " Fine, I've got the mints.'" Rya replied shaking a round container at Z. Zella looked from her candy bar to the mints, then suddenly she jumped up and ran over to Rya.
Rya, however, was not about to let her mints be eaten by the blonde, friend or not, so she too got up. Only Rya started running as fast as she could away from the poor, mint deprived teen chasing her. Thus they ran around for about thirty minutes. Finally, Rya opened the container and ate the remaining twenty or so mints.
" NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!" wailed Zella at the loss of the mints. With a quick mood change she told the brown haired girl " Fine, but if you find Lori standing over you with a knife, don't say you didn't earn it !" Lori was Zella's imaginary stick figure who went around killing people that had ticked off Zella.
" Okay, whatever." replied Rya as she walked back to her stuff and began shoving her junk back in her backpack. " But what are we supposed to do now? I mean, unless, you just happen to have a map of this place." She stood up. and slung her now full back pack onto her shoulders. " That and I think we should start walking."
" Let's go this way !" and once more, Zella set off with Rya following. After walking an hour and a half ( according to Zella's watch ) they heard started to hear voices. So they dropped their bags, and crawled over a hill. They saw : a forest, a tall guy in gray robes, four little boys, a blonde guy, and two more men with swords. Upon seeing the swords, rya began wriggling in excitement. Rya was a major sword freak, and even had one hanging up on her wall in her bedroom, along with a dozen or so knives. She even had bought a knife in the mall to add to her collection.
But, before she could charge down the hill to take their swords, Zella started to start mumbling to herself , "Four boy, two men, a blonde, and a dude in gray.." Suddenly, she let out a yelp " Oh My God !!" before she remembered they were hiding. The blonde man looked towards where Zella and Rya were, but he was the only one.
" Umm, Rya, I think that we're in Middle- Earth." Zella said quietly, " And that's the Fellowship !"
" So, that blonde dude is Orli ????" Rya hissed .
"Yup."
"Fuuunnnnn !"
Suddenly, Rya got an idea, and began whispering to Zella.
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Hehehehe. Don't yell at me, bug Zella to hurry up and write so we can post another chapter !!!