chapter 1*to my sister!?!?!
bchan: *knocks on door to Brodi's bus. She is tied up with lots and lots of string for some reason. A wheelbarrow is behind her.*
Brodi's door: *does nothing*
bchan: *knocks again, but harder*
Brodi's door: *opens and Eddie is in the doorway*
Eddie: I told you already, I don't want to buy any envelopes-- *sees its bchan* Oh, hi miss Brandy Telhomme!
bchan: *glares evil-y* do not call me that. I am bchan, and you can't take that away from me! *cries* Hey, wait a minute Eddie, don't you live in that bus? *points at the Telhomme sister's bus*
Eddie: No, you and Zel and whatever T-sister who popped up at the moment lives there.
bchan: Huh? You live there too, Eddie!
Eddie: No I don't.
bchan: Yes you do.
Eddie: No I don't.
bchan: Yes you do.
Eddie: No I don't.
bchan: Yes you do.
Eddie: No, I don't.
bchan: *gasp* Then… then… what were you doing in my bed with my younger sister last night, hmm?
Eddie: *blushes furiously, which does not match his fro at all* umm… that was your sister!?!
bchan: *gasp* You were doing that to my sister!?!
Eddie: err… it wasn't what you think, honest!
bchan: Y'know what?
Eddie: What?
bchan: This conversation never happened.
Eddie: What?
bchan: This conversation never happened.
Eddie: What?
bchan: Eddie, if you keep saying what, we could be stuck here forever!
Eddie: What conversation?
bchan: This one, doofus.
Eddie: But I thought this conversation never happened!
bchan: It didn't!
Eddie: Then why is it still happening now!?!
bchan: I meant after this conversation ends!
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie.
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie.
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie…
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie?
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie, what are you doing?
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: EDDIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
Eddie: *silence* What?
bchan: Eddie, if you keep saying what, we could be stuck here forever!
Eddie: *silence*
bchan: Eddie… my patience is running out so… *goes nutzos* TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!!