By: Pandora, of course!

Disclaimer: I do not own the song, I do not own Britney Spears, I do not own the LotR-characters, they belong to the all-mighty, and totally cool, mind you, J.R.R Tolkien! I guess you could say that, I do not own anything. So there. Pooh on you.

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Ah, there's a girl in my mirror! (Gasp!) Sung by: Galadriel (Girl in the mirror, sung by: Britney Spears)

There's a girl in my mirror

I wonder who she is

What is she doing there?

Is it something that I missed?

[Bridge]

There's an evil in her face

Ugliness, and no grace

When she's looking back at me

I can tell she wants to shatter my mirror, badly

:Chorus:

'Cause the girl in my mirror is glaring this night

Glaring even though, the stars are shining bright

Glaring in my mirror, 'cause she knows she's in a trap

And I wish I could kill her

I really wish I could kill her…Oh, crap!

If I could, I would tell her

Tell the bitch to go to hell

The anger that she is feeling

My mirror's cool look, she is stealing

So immediately stop glaring, and disappear

If not, I can't admire myself in my mirror again, I fear

When she's looking back at me

I know she's doing this on purpose, really!

:Chorus:

'Cause the girl in my mirror is glaring this night

Glaring even though, the stars are shining bright

Glaring in my mirror, 'cause she knows she's in a trap

For destroying my perfect mirror image

And I wish I could kill her

I really wish I could kill her…Oh, crap!

I can't believe she's that evil

That the girl in the mirror is that mean

But she is like the devil

So she should do like Mr. Bean (See 'LotR', Boromir…) (Lord of the Rings)

Oh, the girl in my mirror

The girl in MY mirror, for destroying it,

Should DIE, DIE, DIE!

:Chorus:

'Cause the girl in my mirror is glaring this night

Glaring even though, the stars are shining bright

Glaring in my mirror, 'cause she knows she's in a trap

And I wish I could kill her

I really wish I could kill her…Oh, crap!

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yes, I know. Not good, and plain annoying. But, what is a girl to do when she's bored out of he mind, and in serious need of other songs? Well, she will just take another Britney Spears-song, since they're so easy!