By: Pandora, of course!

Disclaimer: I do not own the song, I do not own Britney Spears, I do not own the LotR-characters, they belong to the all-mighty, and totally cool, mind you, J.R.R Tolkien! I guess you could say that, I do not own anything. So there. Pooh on you.

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Sauron, Sung by: DUH! (Sauron…) (Lucky, sung by: Britney Spears)

(This is a story about an eye named Sauron...)

Early morning, he wakes up from the

Knock, knock, knock on the door

It's time for makeup, perfect blink

It's you they're all waiting for

They go...

"Isn't he lovely, this big, lidless eye?"

And they say...

:Chorus:

He's so lucky, he's an eye

But he cry, cry, cries in his

lonely castle, thinking

I'm the king, I have my ring

So what are these tears kind of thing?

Lost all his friends, in a dream

Too bad they were all made up

And they disappeared, but

he just keeps on blinking

But tell me, what happens when it stops?

They go...

"Isn't he lovely, this big, lidless eye?"

And they say...

:Chorus:

He's so lucky, he's an eye

But he cry, cry, cries in his

lonely castle, thinking

I'm the king, I have my ring

So what are these tears kind of thing?

("Best big, lidless eye, and the winner iiiiiiiis...Sauron!'

"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside

the arena waiting for Sauron!"

"Oh, my God...here he comes!")

Isn't he lucky, this big, lidless eye?

He is so lucky, but why does he cry?

If there is nothing missing in his life

Why do tears come at night?

:Chorus:

And they say, he's so lucky

But he cry, cry, cries

in his lonely castle, thinking

I'm the king (king)

I have my ring

So what are these tears kind of thing?!

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Is it anyone that has noticed I'm a sucker for Britney Spears? Good job, you catch on quick! But honestly, I'm not a person who's into Britney Spears, I honestly aren't! It's just that her songs…are well, easy to do. I'm in the middle of a writers block, tons of homework, and out of ideas at the same time (Which is NOT a good combination, believe me!) so I might not do more songs for a while. There will be more though, I just have to get everything in the way over with. Okay? Goodie, and please, don't forget to review! //Pandora