By: Pandora, of course!
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, I do not own Spice Girls, I do not own the LotR-characters, they belong to the all-mighty, and totally cool, mind you, John Ronald Reuld Tolkien! I guess you could say that, I do not own anything. So there. Pooh on you.
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Let us show you the way, Sung by: Aragorn/Gandalf (Let love lead the way, sung by: Spice Girls)
(Gandalf:)
Who does this world revolve 'round?
That would be me
'Cause I am so tall and cool
But that's just my imagination
What does my future hold?
That's a story no one will know (A/N: Probably not, since everyone is sure to kill you after you've finished this song!)
Will I make it through this day? (A/N: I seriously doubt it, if you're going to keep that cocky attitude!)
Let us show you the way
The Fellowship laughs
(oooooh)
The Fellowship cries
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Question why)
Why did we have to go through Moria?
When we could've gone over the mountains?
Damn you, Frodo Baggins (A/N: Well, he WAS the one who made the decision that they would go through the mines of Moria, after all.)
One day you're here
Next you are gone
No matter what we must go on
Just keep the faith in this wizard
And let us show you the way
Everything will work out fine
If you let us
Let us show you the way
(Aragorn:)
Walking here in a line
Soon reaching Lothlórien
Soon, we will no longer be nine
Then the ring can be mine
All I see is my dirty laundry
Piled up, laying there in a heap
I definitely need to wash it
'Cause now it's disturbing when I sleep
hey
The Fellowship laughs
(Me laughs and)
The Fellowship cries
(I cry)
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Wants question why)
Why didn't we use the ring?
Why did we drop it in Mount Doom?
Oh, that's right, or else it would've killed us
One day you're here
(You're here)
Next day you are gone
(You're gone)
No matter what we must go on
(Life will go on)
Just keep the faith in this ranger
(Keep the faith)
Let us show you the way
I know I know I know I know I know
A one metre tall little man
With very big feet, and
Curly locks on the head
And you wonder why I adore him? (A/N: Sorry, this text really served no purpose except telling you all why I adore hobbits. So there. Pooh on you!)
This ring makes me weak
But I am strong
I won't give up
If you won't throw it in
You'll never be rid of
The stupid ring 'cause it hangs
In a chain 'round your neck
Yeah
The Fellowship laughs
The Fellowship cries
(I cry)
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Question why)
Why does Legolas have pointy ears?
When I want it too
Why is life unfair?
Does it seem fair to you?
(Fair to you)
Next you are gone
No matter what
We must go on (A/N: Sorry, Gandalf/Boromir!)
(We must)
Just keep the faith in this ranger and wizard
Let us show you the way
(Show you the way)
Everything will work out fine
if you let us
Let us show you the way
Us show you the way
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Okay, so now it's official. I am definitely losing the ability to do funny parodies. *sigh* *sob* Oh well, nothing to do about that. Please, R/R! This is Pandora, signing out! (Hehe, always loved that line for some reason) //Pandora
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, I do not own Spice Girls, I do not own the LotR-characters, they belong to the all-mighty, and totally cool, mind you, John Ronald Reuld Tolkien! I guess you could say that, I do not own anything. So there. Pooh on you.
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Let us show you the way, Sung by: Aragorn/Gandalf (Let love lead the way, sung by: Spice Girls)
(Gandalf:)
Who does this world revolve 'round?
That would be me
'Cause I am so tall and cool
But that's just my imagination
What does my future hold?
That's a story no one will know (A/N: Probably not, since everyone is sure to kill you after you've finished this song!)
Will I make it through this day? (A/N: I seriously doubt it, if you're going to keep that cocky attitude!)
Let us show you the way
The Fellowship laughs
(oooooh)
The Fellowship cries
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Question why)
Why did we have to go through Moria?
When we could've gone over the mountains?
Damn you, Frodo Baggins (A/N: Well, he WAS the one who made the decision that they would go through the mines of Moria, after all.)
One day you're here
Next you are gone
No matter what we must go on
Just keep the faith in this wizard
And let us show you the way
Everything will work out fine
If you let us
Let us show you the way
(Aragorn:)
Walking here in a line
Soon reaching Lothlórien
Soon, we will no longer be nine
Then the ring can be mine
All I see is my dirty laundry
Piled up, laying there in a heap
I definitely need to wash it
'Cause now it's disturbing when I sleep
hey
The Fellowship laughs
(Me laughs and)
The Fellowship cries
(I cry)
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Wants question why)
Why didn't we use the ring?
Why did we drop it in Mount Doom?
Oh, that's right, or else it would've killed us
One day you're here
(You're here)
Next day you are gone
(You're gone)
No matter what we must go on
(Life will go on)
Just keep the faith in this ranger
(Keep the faith)
Let us show you the way
I know I know I know I know I know
A one metre tall little man
With very big feet, and
Curly locks on the head
And you wonder why I adore him? (A/N: Sorry, this text really served no purpose except telling you all why I adore hobbits. So there. Pooh on you!)
This ring makes me weak
But I am strong
I won't give up
If you won't throw it in
You'll never be rid of
The stupid ring 'cause it hangs
In a chain 'round your neck
Yeah
The Fellowship laughs
The Fellowship cries
(I cry)
The Fellowship wants to question why
(Question why)
Why does Legolas have pointy ears?
When I want it too
Why is life unfair?
Does it seem fair to you?
(Fair to you)
Next you are gone
No matter what
We must go on (A/N: Sorry, Gandalf/Boromir!)
(We must)
Just keep the faith in this ranger and wizard
Let us show you the way
(Show you the way)
Everything will work out fine
if you let us
Let us show you the way
Us show you the way
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Okay, so now it's official. I am definitely losing the ability to do funny parodies. *sigh* *sob* Oh well, nothing to do about that. Please, R/R! This is Pandora, signing out! (Hehe, always loved that line for some reason) //Pandora