Hi! Rejoice, for I am back, and this time, I'm back to stay! (I hope…) I'm in some serious writers block at the moment, so if this parody suck, don't blame it on me :-p. If someone is bothered by this parody, then I only have this to say: Bite…Me!
Fool of a Took, Sung by: Frodo! (To Pippin, that is!) (Underneath your clothes, sung by: Shakira)
He's a fool
Little, little, fool of a Took
Don't get me wrong
He is very sweet and cool
And he own the place
Where all my thoughts go hiding
And right under his clothes (AP/N: Whoopsies, that's something we never knew about Frodo's and Pippin's relationship…!)
Is where I find them
Fool of a Took
He's so sweet and caring
He's the one I chose
He's my territory (A/N: Not only he's gay, Frodo also seem to be very possessive…*gulp* What monster have I created?!)
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good boy, honey (AP/N: I may have a wicked mind, but I am not ready for sex changes among the LotR-characters yet, and that's the end of the discussion!)
Because of him
I went to Mordor alone
Except of Sam
But he's really of no matter now
When the friends are gone
When the party's over
We will still belong
To each other
Fool of a Took
He's so sweet and caring
He's the one I chose
He's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good boy, honey
I love you more than
All that's on the planet
More than moving, walking,
Talking, breathing
You know it's true,
Baby, so funny
You almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady
Tied to her manners (AP/N: Yes, I know, I know. According to the lyrics in her album, it's supposed to be "Like a lady 'to her good manners'" but she doesn't sing that! So, blame her, and don't sue me!)
I'm tied up to this feeling
Fool of a Took
He's so sweet and caring
He's the one I chose
He's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good boy, honey
Fool of a took
He's the one I chose
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good boy
Being such a good boy…
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Yes, I DO know that this is pretty much a bad copy, with a few changes, of the real song, but that's only because I think the real song is very cool, and because I am very tired at the moment, and really ought to get some sleep. So I'm just gonna stop writing now and go to bed, and therefore, there will be no changes made to this parody, and that's that, this is this, and now I'm going to bed. And if it really bothers you that much, then flame me, bug me, yell at me, sue me, whatever. I…DON'T…CARE! …Oh, and you're of course free to leave a review when you leave…Good night! //Elin