A/N: To the person who is reading this right now, please do not wonder much
about the idiotic happenings, for I myself am an idiotic idiot and a
moronic moron. Please R&R^-^!
Chapter 2- A Very Unlucky Mall
Kaoru and Megumi were at the toy store looking at the section that sold kid's clothes. Kaoru particularly liked the very lacy (very lame and pathetic) flashy orange dress with loads of frills and looked like a clown suit.
"What do you think?" she said, holding up the dress.
Megumi shook her head. "Too flashy. But this," she said, holding up a pink denim jumper with a bunny, cat, dog, and rat print, "would look great on Sano."
Kaoru thought about how Sano would look like wearing it. She suddenly had a vision of him walking around in it licking a lollipop and ice cream. The very thought about it could make her puke. It was disgusting. AND she was pretty sure that Sano looked like the rat in the jumper. "Are you sure? Sano? I kind of thought that it would look good on Yoshi."
Megumi thought about her comment for a moment. "You're right. But where is that boy anyway?" She looked around for signs of a certain spiky black head. " That's odd, he was right behind us a few minutes ago."
Yoshi was having fun playing with the fake guns that made loud and disturbing noises. He particularly liked the machine gun that even vibrated continuously. But the problem was, he didn't know they were fake. So he believed that the guns were shooting invisible bullets. When he picked up a pellet gun, which he didn't know it was, he aimed it at the window, and when he pulled the trigger, the tiny bullet shattered the glass, sending some of its shards onto the unlucky customers down the street. Yoshi walked over to the shattered window and looked, surprised to see people cursing and shouting at him. You know, stuff like, "F**k you, you mother f**kin' a**hole! But he just shrugged and decided to go to where Kaoru and Megumi were. But was going to happen, he didn't know.
Kenshin and the salesgirl hadn't moved and inch. The red-haired swordsman was still baffled and didn't know what had happened while the salesgirl continued hovering around asking for his payment. Of course, he didn't want her to know that he didn't have any money, but if the didn't tell her, they'd be stuck there forever. Finally, he made up his mind and said meekly, "I'm very sorry, but I don't have any money, and neither do my friends. Can't you just forget about the mess I made?"
The salesgirl shot him a penetrating glance. "I'm afraid not, Mr..? "Himura. Kenshin Himura," the swordsman answered. "I'm afraid not, Mr. Himura," the salesgirl repeated. "The damage you have caused costs more or less 10,000 worth of merchandise and the only you can pay for it is either to give the right amount or.."
Kenshin hung his head, afraid of what she would say.
"Or..to work for the mall for at least two hours, depending on the exact amount of damage."
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Kenshin exclaimed, his eyes popping. "You seem surprised, Mr. Himura. But you didn't think that the things here were for free, did you?"
Kenshin shook his head, but the truth was, he did expect it to be free. He'd thought that, what were malls for if not to give people stuff? Of course, he'd never exactly been in one before, so he only assumed that. But, what would the others say? It would take a lot time, and his friends weren't exactly keen on waiting. But then, he'd have to face the consequences sooner or later.
The salesgirl said, "So.what'll it be, Mr. Himura?"
Kenshin felt himself dizzying, and he couldn't say anything. Suddenly, before he knew it, his eyes had turned into spirals and he fell onto the ground like cold jelly. A/N: Hi everyone. Hope you liked the chapter. Anyway, please R&R! JA NE!
Chapter 2- A Very Unlucky Mall
Kaoru and Megumi were at the toy store looking at the section that sold kid's clothes. Kaoru particularly liked the very lacy (very lame and pathetic) flashy orange dress with loads of frills and looked like a clown suit.
"What do you think?" she said, holding up the dress.
Megumi shook her head. "Too flashy. But this," she said, holding up a pink denim jumper with a bunny, cat, dog, and rat print, "would look great on Sano."
Kaoru thought about how Sano would look like wearing it. She suddenly had a vision of him walking around in it licking a lollipop and ice cream. The very thought about it could make her puke. It was disgusting. AND she was pretty sure that Sano looked like the rat in the jumper. "Are you sure? Sano? I kind of thought that it would look good on Yoshi."
Megumi thought about her comment for a moment. "You're right. But where is that boy anyway?" She looked around for signs of a certain spiky black head. " That's odd, he was right behind us a few minutes ago."
Yoshi was having fun playing with the fake guns that made loud and disturbing noises. He particularly liked the machine gun that even vibrated continuously. But the problem was, he didn't know they were fake. So he believed that the guns were shooting invisible bullets. When he picked up a pellet gun, which he didn't know it was, he aimed it at the window, and when he pulled the trigger, the tiny bullet shattered the glass, sending some of its shards onto the unlucky customers down the street. Yoshi walked over to the shattered window and looked, surprised to see people cursing and shouting at him. You know, stuff like, "F**k you, you mother f**kin' a**hole! But he just shrugged and decided to go to where Kaoru and Megumi were. But was going to happen, he didn't know.
Kenshin and the salesgirl hadn't moved and inch. The red-haired swordsman was still baffled and didn't know what had happened while the salesgirl continued hovering around asking for his payment. Of course, he didn't want her to know that he didn't have any money, but if the didn't tell her, they'd be stuck there forever. Finally, he made up his mind and said meekly, "I'm very sorry, but I don't have any money, and neither do my friends. Can't you just forget about the mess I made?"
The salesgirl shot him a penetrating glance. "I'm afraid not, Mr..? "Himura. Kenshin Himura," the swordsman answered. "I'm afraid not, Mr. Himura," the salesgirl repeated. "The damage you have caused costs more or less 10,000 worth of merchandise and the only you can pay for it is either to give the right amount or.."
Kenshin hung his head, afraid of what she would say.
"Or..to work for the mall for at least two hours, depending on the exact amount of damage."
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Kenshin exclaimed, his eyes popping. "You seem surprised, Mr. Himura. But you didn't think that the things here were for free, did you?"
Kenshin shook his head, but the truth was, he did expect it to be free. He'd thought that, what were malls for if not to give people stuff? Of course, he'd never exactly been in one before, so he only assumed that. But, what would the others say? It would take a lot time, and his friends weren't exactly keen on waiting. But then, he'd have to face the consequences sooner or later.
The salesgirl said, "So.what'll it be, Mr. Himura?"
Kenshin felt himself dizzying, and he couldn't say anything. Suddenly, before he knew it, his eyes had turned into spirals and he fell onto the ground like cold jelly. A/N: Hi everyone. Hope you liked the chapter. Anyway, please R&R! JA NE!