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Sapphire woke up in a building she didn't recognize.
Sapphire: I am in a building I do not recognize.
I just said that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
She walked out to find herself in a very strange place. When she was looking around, Chibi-Wufei ran up to her. Followed by hundreds more Chibi- Wufeis.
Chibi-Wufei, #194: Hello, you are in Chibi-Wufei land! Your house landed on the Wicked Witch of the East! YOU'RE OUR HERO! *Glomps her*
Sapphire: *shakes him off* Ah, okay.
Chibi-Wufei, #342: *Sings* We welcome you to…HEY WAIT A MINUTE! You're an ONNA. We don't welcome you anywhere.
Sapphire: You're a Chibi-Wufei alright.
Chibi-Wufei, #666: I AM SATAN!
Chibi-Wufei, #245: You'll have to forgive him. He's always been an odd one.
Sapphire: Right…
Demonika: *floats down in a bubble wearing white and fairy wings, holding a wand* Sapphire, you are going to DIE for this.
Chibi-Wufei, #585: More Onnas! *gets hit by lightning*
Sapphire: *Points and laughs at Demon* You…YOU'RE THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH?
Demonika: Shut up… ANYWAYS! You want to get home, all you have to do is go the Wizards of Odd.
Sapphire: I thought it was the Wizard of OZ
Demonika: Trust me…Wizard of ODD fits a lot better. Ahh, let's see. *Pulls out some notecards* To help you on you quest…yada yada yada…Diamond Sneakers!
Sapphire: I thought it was Ruby Red Slippers.
Demonika: You wanna walk all the way from here to there in HIGH HEELS?
Sapphire: Er…no, no really.
Demonika: That's what I thought. Now…CHIBI-WUFEIS!
Chibi-Wufeis: Yes, Baka Onna, Ma'am!
Demonika: *narrows her eyes into a glare* How does Sapphire get her butt outta here?
Chibi-Wufei, #93: Like we'd tell you!
Suddenly pink smoke starts rising from a hole in the ground and Relena pops out
Relena: Hey! Okay, my sister's dead or whatever, house fell on her, now gimme her shoes! *She sees them on Sapphire's feet* HEY! My shoes!
The Chibi-Wufeis push her back into the hole.
Relena: *voice fading* I'll get you, my pretty…WAIT! I'm the prettyyyyyy!
Demonika: Well, she's going to try to kill you then.
Sapphire: That's okay, I have the ultimate weapon.
Demonika: Alllll right.
Sapphire: Hey, where's Toto?
Demonika: Do you have a dog?
Sapphire: Yeah, my black lab, Charcy.
Demonika: Black lab… oy vey. *She snaps and the dog is with her*
Sapphire: CHARCY! *hug the dog*
Demonika: Anyways, how does she get out of here?
Chibi-Wufei, #714: Follow the Mellow Thick Toad
Sapphire: What?
Chibi-Wufei, #472: *Points to a really fat toad standing by a dirt path* He goes to Odd every now and then.
Sapphire: *leans over to talk to the Toad* Can you take me to Odd?
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: And I don't have any money, so I can't pay you.
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: And Charcy may just pee on you every so often
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: He really IS a Mellow Thick Toad. Well, I'm off!
Demonika: Hmph…in more ways than one.
So off goes Sapphire on her journey to Odd, while Demonika personally beats the crap out of every single Chibi-Wufei.
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Well, that's that. What'd you think? Well, anyways R&R and stay tuned for the next exciting(ly stupid) chapter! Don't forget about Hans! Show them what you did to the last person who read without reviewing. Oh wait… too gruesome…sorry! *walks off whistling while Hans chuckles evilly*
Sapphire woke up in a building she didn't recognize.
Sapphire: I am in a building I do not recognize.
I just said that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
She walked out to find herself in a very strange place. When she was looking around, Chibi-Wufei ran up to her. Followed by hundreds more Chibi- Wufeis.
Chibi-Wufei, #194: Hello, you are in Chibi-Wufei land! Your house landed on the Wicked Witch of the East! YOU'RE OUR HERO! *Glomps her*
Sapphire: *shakes him off* Ah, okay.
Chibi-Wufei, #342: *Sings* We welcome you to…HEY WAIT A MINUTE! You're an ONNA. We don't welcome you anywhere.
Sapphire: You're a Chibi-Wufei alright.
Chibi-Wufei, #666: I AM SATAN!
Chibi-Wufei, #245: You'll have to forgive him. He's always been an odd one.
Sapphire: Right…
Demonika: *floats down in a bubble wearing white and fairy wings, holding a wand* Sapphire, you are going to DIE for this.
Chibi-Wufei, #585: More Onnas! *gets hit by lightning*
Sapphire: *Points and laughs at Demon* You…YOU'RE THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH?
Demonika: Shut up… ANYWAYS! You want to get home, all you have to do is go the Wizards of Odd.
Sapphire: I thought it was the Wizard of OZ
Demonika: Trust me…Wizard of ODD fits a lot better. Ahh, let's see. *Pulls out some notecards* To help you on you quest…yada yada yada…Diamond Sneakers!
Sapphire: I thought it was Ruby Red Slippers.
Demonika: You wanna walk all the way from here to there in HIGH HEELS?
Sapphire: Er…no, no really.
Demonika: That's what I thought. Now…CHIBI-WUFEIS!
Chibi-Wufeis: Yes, Baka Onna, Ma'am!
Demonika: *narrows her eyes into a glare* How does Sapphire get her butt outta here?
Chibi-Wufei, #93: Like we'd tell you!
Suddenly pink smoke starts rising from a hole in the ground and Relena pops out
Relena: Hey! Okay, my sister's dead or whatever, house fell on her, now gimme her shoes! *She sees them on Sapphire's feet* HEY! My shoes!
The Chibi-Wufeis push her back into the hole.
Relena: *voice fading* I'll get you, my pretty…WAIT! I'm the prettyyyyyy!
Demonika: Well, she's going to try to kill you then.
Sapphire: That's okay, I have the ultimate weapon.
Demonika: Alllll right.
Sapphire: Hey, where's Toto?
Demonika: Do you have a dog?
Sapphire: Yeah, my black lab, Charcy.
Demonika: Black lab… oy vey. *She snaps and the dog is with her*
Sapphire: CHARCY! *hug the dog*
Demonika: Anyways, how does she get out of here?
Chibi-Wufei, #714: Follow the Mellow Thick Toad
Sapphire: What?
Chibi-Wufei, #472: *Points to a really fat toad standing by a dirt path* He goes to Odd every now and then.
Sapphire: *leans over to talk to the Toad* Can you take me to Odd?
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: And I don't have any money, so I can't pay you.
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: And Charcy may just pee on you every so often
Toad: Whatever.
Sapphire: He really IS a Mellow Thick Toad. Well, I'm off!
Demonika: Hmph…in more ways than one.
So off goes Sapphire on her journey to Odd, while Demonika personally beats the crap out of every single Chibi-Wufei.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well, that's that. What'd you think? Well, anyways R&R and stay tuned for the next exciting(ly stupid) chapter! Don't forget about Hans! Show them what you did to the last person who read without reviewing. Oh wait… too gruesome…sorry! *walks off whistling while Hans chuckles evilly*