A/N Thanks for the reviews! Even if they're only 7, they are greatly
appreciated. Thanks, you guys! Anyways, the happenings here are pretty much
the same: The effect of the Kenshingumi's stupidities about the modern
city. Please R&R^-^! JA NE^-^!
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Chapter 3-Making Money
Sanosuke walked toward to where Kaoru and Megumi were. Yoshi as well was there. But he seemed to be refusing to what the girls were telling him to do as he tried to run, but Megumi, whose reflexes were fast, grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from going away. As he neared, he said, "Hi you guys!"
"Hi Sano!" Yoshi said weakly, his voice somehow smaller than usual. He sounded like he had tonsillitis or something. But in Sano's opinion, he sounded like a person with a cockroach and a lizard down his throat.
"What are you guys doing?" Sano asked curiously.
Yoshi answered, " Trying to get out of a death sentence!" He said this while running steadily in place, as Megumi still hadn't let go of him. "Oh." Sano answered slowly. "No really, what are you doing?" "Okay, okay, we'll tell you." Kaoru answered. "We wanted Yoshi here to wear this for us." She held up the disgusting orange dress. The mere sight of it made Sano want to puke. He quickly towards the window, punched it, and threw up. Unfortunately, there were loads of people below because it was the bus stop. They looked up, covered in disgusting, smelly, grimy, dirty, sickly green barf, and saw Sano, who, unthankfully, still hadn't stopped barfing. Most of them, who fortunately had glasses, wiped the barf of them, giving them a clear view of Sano. They quickly picked up rocks and stones off the pavement and threw them at Sano, who was trying hard to avoid them.
Meanwhile, the girls have taken over Yoshi and had bullied him into wear the disgusting orange dress at last. Yoshi looked at the full-length mirror and almost fainted. He looked like a girl! An obviously gay looking girl no less. Angered by his reflection, he stomped over to where the two girls were standing and started to shout, "For your information, I am not a girl and will not wear a dress-"
"You just did, Yoshi," Megumi interrupted.
Yoshi struggled to come up with a retort. After a pause, he shouted again, "Well, maybe I did! But that DOESN'T mean that I will do it again! I am not just a mannequin to be played with you two!"
Kaoru and Megumi looked at each other in surprise for Yoshi's sudden outburst. But they didn't say anything; they expected to hear more shouting, or even the sound of Yoshi storming off. But there was no more shouting or storming off, except they heard..laughter?
They looked around, surprised to see a crowd of people around them, clapping, laughing, pointing to Yoshi in his ridiculous getup, and throwing money. They thought they were performers! Even though the girls were pretty happy about this, Yoshi was still fuming, glaring at the girls and the crowd.
Megumi looked around and thought of an idea, she quickly whispered it to Kaoru. She quickly agreed. "Hey, Yoshi!" she said. " How would you feel if you wore this?" She held up the pink jumper with bunny, cat, dog, and rat print. Yoshi quickly declined. "No way, you too. And how do I know it's not for girls?" he said stubbornly.
"Come on Yoshi," Kaoru urged. "Think of how much money we'll make, and if we get enough, I might even take you guys out for steak."
Yoshi thought about her words for a moment. At first, his mind said no, but he thought of food quickly made it into a yes, Finally making up his mind, he said, "I'll do it, but if we don't get enough for steak, you two will get to be my servants for a week, understand?"
Kaoru and Megumi nodded.
Yoshi quickly changed into the jumper and looked like an undergrown circus clown. Even Kaoru and Megumi couldn't help but to put their hands over their mouths in their attempt to keep themselves from laughing.
Megumi said, "Kaoru, I told you the jumper would look better,"
Kaoru disagreed. "It does not. The orange dress looks way better." Suddenly one of the kids in the crowd said, "No old lady. The jumper looks better!" The supposed mother of the kid joined in, "NO! The orange dress IS better!" Soon enough, most of the crowd had joined in, and Megumi and Kaoru got into a violent catfight (You know, the one in which the characters get enclosed on a cloud of smoke and people see body parts coming out?). Yoshi stared at the scene in front of him. He thought, 'Oh my gosh...', scratching his head. Soujiro was still talking to 'robot-san' as time passed.
"Robot-san, you're head just came off, aren't you going to put it back on?" Silence.
"Robot-san, why are you so quiet, and don't you know it's bad to stay pensive all the times?"
More silence (Of course, what did you expect?). And finally, when will Soujiro know that he's talking to a robot?????? A/N: Hey minna-san! Hope you liked it, Anyways, please R&R! I'm desperate-well, not really-for reviews. JA NE!^-^
Chapter 3-Making Money
Sanosuke walked toward to where Kaoru and Megumi were. Yoshi as well was there. But he seemed to be refusing to what the girls were telling him to do as he tried to run, but Megumi, whose reflexes were fast, grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from going away. As he neared, he said, "Hi you guys!"
"Hi Sano!" Yoshi said weakly, his voice somehow smaller than usual. He sounded like he had tonsillitis or something. But in Sano's opinion, he sounded like a person with a cockroach and a lizard down his throat.
"What are you guys doing?" Sano asked curiously.
Yoshi answered, " Trying to get out of a death sentence!" He said this while running steadily in place, as Megumi still hadn't let go of him. "Oh." Sano answered slowly. "No really, what are you doing?" "Okay, okay, we'll tell you." Kaoru answered. "We wanted Yoshi here to wear this for us." She held up the disgusting orange dress. The mere sight of it made Sano want to puke. He quickly towards the window, punched it, and threw up. Unfortunately, there were loads of people below because it was the bus stop. They looked up, covered in disgusting, smelly, grimy, dirty, sickly green barf, and saw Sano, who, unthankfully, still hadn't stopped barfing. Most of them, who fortunately had glasses, wiped the barf of them, giving them a clear view of Sano. They quickly picked up rocks and stones off the pavement and threw them at Sano, who was trying hard to avoid them.
Meanwhile, the girls have taken over Yoshi and had bullied him into wear the disgusting orange dress at last. Yoshi looked at the full-length mirror and almost fainted. He looked like a girl! An obviously gay looking girl no less. Angered by his reflection, he stomped over to where the two girls were standing and started to shout, "For your information, I am not a girl and will not wear a dress-"
"You just did, Yoshi," Megumi interrupted.
Yoshi struggled to come up with a retort. After a pause, he shouted again, "Well, maybe I did! But that DOESN'T mean that I will do it again! I am not just a mannequin to be played with you two!"
Kaoru and Megumi looked at each other in surprise for Yoshi's sudden outburst. But they didn't say anything; they expected to hear more shouting, or even the sound of Yoshi storming off. But there was no more shouting or storming off, except they heard..laughter?
They looked around, surprised to see a crowd of people around them, clapping, laughing, pointing to Yoshi in his ridiculous getup, and throwing money. They thought they were performers! Even though the girls were pretty happy about this, Yoshi was still fuming, glaring at the girls and the crowd.
Megumi looked around and thought of an idea, she quickly whispered it to Kaoru. She quickly agreed. "Hey, Yoshi!" she said. " How would you feel if you wore this?" She held up the pink jumper with bunny, cat, dog, and rat print. Yoshi quickly declined. "No way, you too. And how do I know it's not for girls?" he said stubbornly.
"Come on Yoshi," Kaoru urged. "Think of how much money we'll make, and if we get enough, I might even take you guys out for steak."
Yoshi thought about her words for a moment. At first, his mind said no, but he thought of food quickly made it into a yes, Finally making up his mind, he said, "I'll do it, but if we don't get enough for steak, you two will get to be my servants for a week, understand?"
Kaoru and Megumi nodded.
Yoshi quickly changed into the jumper and looked like an undergrown circus clown. Even Kaoru and Megumi couldn't help but to put their hands over their mouths in their attempt to keep themselves from laughing.
Megumi said, "Kaoru, I told you the jumper would look better,"
Kaoru disagreed. "It does not. The orange dress looks way better." Suddenly one of the kids in the crowd said, "No old lady. The jumper looks better!" The supposed mother of the kid joined in, "NO! The orange dress IS better!" Soon enough, most of the crowd had joined in, and Megumi and Kaoru got into a violent catfight (You know, the one in which the characters get enclosed on a cloud of smoke and people see body parts coming out?). Yoshi stared at the scene in front of him. He thought, 'Oh my gosh...', scratching his head. Soujiro was still talking to 'robot-san' as time passed.
"Robot-san, you're head just came off, aren't you going to put it back on?" Silence.
"Robot-san, why are you so quiet, and don't you know it's bad to stay pensive all the times?"
More silence (Of course, what did you expect?). And finally, when will Soujiro know that he's talking to a robot?????? A/N: Hey minna-san! Hope you liked it, Anyways, please R&R! I'm desperate-well, not really-for reviews. JA NE!^-^