Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, The Wizard of Oz, or anyone besides
Sapphire Skye, who I may not own for too much longer because It's-Obvious-
That-Isn't-A-Real-Name, Inc. is suing me for the price of 6 Jillion
dollars. Anyways, I also do not own Pepsi OR Slim Jims, though I wish I
did, because that is some good stuff, especially together. I still do not
have my skinny man after lunch speed computer. You people are slacking!
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So here's Sapphire, hopping merrily along with the Mellow Thick Toad, and Charcy, who is peeing on the Mellow Thick Toad every so often. But the Thick Toad doesn't care, he's mellow.
Sapphire: CHARCY! You quit that!
Charcy then runs off into a corn field
Sapphire: CHARCY!
She runs after Charcy and then loses the Mellow Thick Toad.
Sapphire: Shoot! I ran after Charcy and lost the Mellow Thick Toad.
I just SAID that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
Like I was SAYING, before I was so rudely interrupted…Sapphire was running through the cornfield looking for Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad when she came upon a scarecrow.
Sapphire: Trowa? Trowa, is that you?
Trowa: Yes, it's me…
Sapphire: TROWA'S A SCARECROW!!! KAWAII!!! *Glomps him*
Kao: Trowa's a Scarecrow?! Kawaii!! *runs through and glomps him.*
Sapphire: Hey! My story!
Kao: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *glomps Trowa one more time then runs away*
Trowa: Yes, I'm a scarecrow…
Sapphire: COOL! Okay, so have you seen the Mellow Thick Toad?
Trowa: He went that way…or did he go that way? Or maybe that way?
Sapphire: You don't know where he went do you?
Trowa: What's a Mellow Thick Toad?
Sapphire sighs with exasperation.
Sapphire: I thought you don't talk much…
Trowa: OH! That's smart Trowa…I'm Brainless Trowa!
Sapphire: Brainless… Oh!
She yanks the Scarecrow Trowa off the post
Sapphire: Come on! We have to go see the Wizard of Odd! He'll give you a brain!
Trowa: No he won't! He'll give me a diploma thus making me think I'm smart, thus making me smart, thus making the entire trip A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
Sapphire thwacks Trowa.
Sapphire: Shut up, baka! Hey! I called Trowa a baka and thwacked him! Ooooh, I'm going to have to remember this because it isn't going to happen ever again!
Trowa: Ooowww…
Sapphire: So come on, let's go!
Trowa: Why can't you just click your ruby red slippers together and go home?
Sapphire: Because then I'll wake up and it'll be one in the morning and I won't be able to go back to sleep! Besides…I have diamond sneakers.
Trowa: Whatever you say…
Mellow Thick Toad: There you are, let's go.
Charcy comes running up and Sapphire, Charcy, Scarecrow Trowa, and the Mellow Thick Toad all head towards Odd. On the way there, they pass through a forest filled with lots of Heathers. All the Heathers are holding Quatre plushies.
Sapphire grabs one of the Quatre plushies from on one the Heathers.
Sapphire: KAWAII!!
Heather, #26: Hey! You think you can just walk right in here and start taking Quatre plushies?
Sapphire: Hai?
Heather, #14: Ne.
Trowa: WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI!"
Sapphire: Scarecrow Trowa, We're in a Wizard of Oz parody, NOT a Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail parody. Though it would be interesting to see a parody of a parody.
Trowa sings.
Trowa: He is the brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, br-
Sapphire thwacks Trowa again.
Sapphire: Man…this is weird, Trowa being baka, me getting to thwack him…I don't EVER wanna wake up!
Heather, #7: ANYWAYS! You can't just come in here and start taking Quatre plushies! Get her, girls!
All the Heathers start throwing Quatre plushies at Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad.
Trowa: NOOO!!! COCONUTS!!
Trowa runs off along with Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad. Sapphire is going along picking up as many Quatre plushies and she can. Then she runs away following the others to Odd.
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Well, That's it for chapter 3! Tune in next time when we introduce Heero the Tin Man! Remember to Review! Hans? *Hans walks onto the screen. He takes a watermelon and squeezes it until it is the size of baseball* Remember, this could be you, so review! Hah, I made a rhyme. *She walks off laughing as Hans squeezes other fruits into smaller sizes*
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So here's Sapphire, hopping merrily along with the Mellow Thick Toad, and Charcy, who is peeing on the Mellow Thick Toad every so often. But the Thick Toad doesn't care, he's mellow.
Sapphire: CHARCY! You quit that!
Charcy then runs off into a corn field
Sapphire: CHARCY!
She runs after Charcy and then loses the Mellow Thick Toad.
Sapphire: Shoot! I ran after Charcy and lost the Mellow Thick Toad.
I just SAID that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
Like I was SAYING, before I was so rudely interrupted…Sapphire was running through the cornfield looking for Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad when she came upon a scarecrow.
Sapphire: Trowa? Trowa, is that you?
Trowa: Yes, it's me…
Sapphire: TROWA'S A SCARECROW!!! KAWAII!!! *Glomps him*
Kao: Trowa's a Scarecrow?! Kawaii!! *runs through and glomps him.*
Sapphire: Hey! My story!
Kao: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *glomps Trowa one more time then runs away*
Trowa: Yes, I'm a scarecrow…
Sapphire: COOL! Okay, so have you seen the Mellow Thick Toad?
Trowa: He went that way…or did he go that way? Or maybe that way?
Sapphire: You don't know where he went do you?
Trowa: What's a Mellow Thick Toad?
Sapphire sighs with exasperation.
Sapphire: I thought you don't talk much…
Trowa: OH! That's smart Trowa…I'm Brainless Trowa!
Sapphire: Brainless… Oh!
She yanks the Scarecrow Trowa off the post
Sapphire: Come on! We have to go see the Wizard of Odd! He'll give you a brain!
Trowa: No he won't! He'll give me a diploma thus making me think I'm smart, thus making me smart, thus making the entire trip A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
Sapphire thwacks Trowa.
Sapphire: Shut up, baka! Hey! I called Trowa a baka and thwacked him! Ooooh, I'm going to have to remember this because it isn't going to happen ever again!
Trowa: Ooowww…
Sapphire: So come on, let's go!
Trowa: Why can't you just click your ruby red slippers together and go home?
Sapphire: Because then I'll wake up and it'll be one in the morning and I won't be able to go back to sleep! Besides…I have diamond sneakers.
Trowa: Whatever you say…
Mellow Thick Toad: There you are, let's go.
Charcy comes running up and Sapphire, Charcy, Scarecrow Trowa, and the Mellow Thick Toad all head towards Odd. On the way there, they pass through a forest filled with lots of Heathers. All the Heathers are holding Quatre plushies.
Sapphire grabs one of the Quatre plushies from on one the Heathers.
Sapphire: KAWAII!!
Heather, #26: Hey! You think you can just walk right in here and start taking Quatre plushies?
Sapphire: Hai?
Heather, #14: Ne.
Trowa: WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI!"
Sapphire: Scarecrow Trowa, We're in a Wizard of Oz parody, NOT a Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail parody. Though it would be interesting to see a parody of a parody.
Trowa sings.
Trowa: He is the brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, br-
Sapphire thwacks Trowa again.
Sapphire: Man…this is weird, Trowa being baka, me getting to thwack him…I don't EVER wanna wake up!
Heather, #7: ANYWAYS! You can't just come in here and start taking Quatre plushies! Get her, girls!
All the Heathers start throwing Quatre plushies at Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad.
Trowa: NOOO!!! COCONUTS!!
Trowa runs off along with Charcy and the Mellow Thick Toad. Sapphire is going along picking up as many Quatre plushies and she can. Then she runs away following the others to Odd.
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Well, That's it for chapter 3! Tune in next time when we introduce Heero the Tin Man! Remember to Review! Hans? *Hans walks onto the screen. He takes a watermelon and squeezes it until it is the size of baseball* Remember, this could be you, so review! Hah, I made a rhyme. *She walks off laughing as Hans squeezes other fruits into smaller sizes*