Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, The Wizard of Oz, or anyone besides
Sapphire Skye. My trial against It's-Obvious-That-Isn't-A-Real-Name, Inc.
is today. As I mentioned in the previous chapter, they are suing me for 6
jillion dollars for misuse of the name Sapphire Skye. I hope I win.
Anyways, I also do not own Jell-o, because if I did, I would fill a
swimming pool with it and have a party. One half of the Jell-o is for
eating, while the other half is for swimming. I deleted a lot of files that
I don't need, but my dad does. My computer is now as fast a medium weight
man running up a steep hill wearing roller skates. Of course the speed is
calculated by how many times he fell in an hour. Anyways, I'm rambling way
too much so now… ACTION DAMN YOU ALL ACTION!
(I'm sorry Kaosu…)
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So here's Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Charcy, and the Mellow Thick Toad are all walking along to Odd. They come upon another forest.
Trowa: OH NO!! MORE HEATHERS! *dives into a bush*
Sapphire: You baka, come here. *drags him out of the bushes*
Trowa: Sorry…
Sapphire sees a man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
Sapphire: Hey! I see a man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
I JUST said that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
Sapphire walks up to the man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
Sapphire: Heero? Heero, is that you?
Heero: Yes, it's me…
Sapphire: HEERO'S A TIN MAN!! KAWAII!!! *glomps Heero*
Haruka: *Runs in* Heero's a Tin Man?! Kawaii!! *glomps Heero*
Sapphire: Hey! My story!
Haruka: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *glomps Heero one more time and runs out.*
Heero: No, I'm NOT a Tin Man. I'm an Aluminum Man. We were out of tin, but we had a lot of aluminum foil.
Haruka: *Pops head in* Heero's an Alumi-
Sapphire: Haruka…my story.
Haruka: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *Pops head back out*
Sapphire: Wait, I thought you were supposed to not be able to move.
Heero: That's a Tin Man, I'm an Aluminum Man. Leave myself vulnerable to attack? I think not.
Sapphire: *shrugs, then gasps* HEERO WANTS A HEART!!!
Haruka: *pops head in again* Heero wants… *sees Sapphire* Oh, Gomen.
Heero: Hn…Your dream, not mine.
Sapphire: That's okay. Trowa wants a brain.
Trowa: How can you live without a heart, Heero?
Sapphire: He's HEERO.
Heero: How can you live without a brain?
Trowa: Have you MET Duo?
Heero: Good point.
Sapphire: ANYWAYS! Come on, Scarecrow Trowa, Come on Tin…er…Aluminum Man Heero. We're off to see the Wizard!
Trowa: The Wonderful Wizard of Odd!
Heero: I swear, if you break into song, omae a koruso…
Sapphire and Trowa: BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!
Heero: I'm going to have to listen to this all the way?
Sapphire: I want to be Japanese.
Trowa: Where'd that come from?
Sapphire: Heero.
Heero: Me?
Sapphire: *Shrugs* It'd be better than being a Texan…everyone thinks I have a horse and a big hat and an oil well in my backyard and that I've never heard of ice!!
Trowa: Would you prefer being French where people think you don't bathe?
Sapphire: Ew, no.
Heero: I'm just going to follow this frog here.
Mellow Thick Toad: *Jumps up and thwacks Heero* I'm a Toad, you baka!
Sapphire: Aww…and I didn't have my camera.
Trowa: Guess the Toad isn't so mellow, is he?
Sapphire: And he can jump pretty high for being so thick.
So off our group goes, Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Aluminum Man Heero…
Haruka: HEE-CHAN!! Wait for me!!
Haruka is suddenly hit by lightning and disappears. God, I love being an Authoress. As I was saying, Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Aluminum Man Heero, Charcy, and The Mellow-Until-You-Call-Him-A-Frog Thick Toad head towards Odd, yet again.
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Authoress: Well, That's chapter 4. Stayed tuned for Chapter 5! Don't forget! Be a responsible reader and review! Because if you don't… *whistles* HANS! *A short, fat, very pale man walks up* Hey! You're not Hans!
Friedrich: Well, you see…Hans ran off with my girlfriend Olga last night and well, he told me to tell you to take this job and…well, I don't feel like repeating it here. *whispers it in her ear*
Authoress: He SAID that?! That's it, he's fired.
Fred: I think he quit.
Authoress: NOT THE POINT! Who am I going to get to threaten these nice people?
Fred: We could always get my brother Nancy.
Authoress: NANCY? Who's going to be scared of someone named… *a VERY tall muscular, very tan man walks up* Nancy?
Nancy: Is this where I apply for the threatening job? *Nancy takes a piece of Carbon and squeezes it into a diamond*
Authoress: *stares up at him then nods* Uh-huh…you got the job…
Nancy: Good.
Authoress: Well, uh, there you go, Read and Review or…I'm going to call you Butch from now on okay?
Nancy/Butch: Alright
Authoress: R&R or BUTCH will come after you!
(I'm sorry Kaosu…)
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So here's Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Charcy, and the Mellow Thick Toad are all walking along to Odd. They come upon another forest.
Trowa: OH NO!! MORE HEATHERS! *dives into a bush*
Sapphire: You baka, come here. *drags him out of the bushes*
Trowa: Sorry…
Sapphire sees a man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
Sapphire: Hey! I see a man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
I JUST said that, you baka.
Sapphire: Oh, sorry!
Sapphire walks up to the man dressed completely in aluminum foil.
Sapphire: Heero? Heero, is that you?
Heero: Yes, it's me…
Sapphire: HEERO'S A TIN MAN!! KAWAII!!! *glomps Heero*
Haruka: *Runs in* Heero's a Tin Man?! Kawaii!! *glomps Heero*
Sapphire: Hey! My story!
Haruka: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *glomps Heero one more time and runs out.*
Heero: No, I'm NOT a Tin Man. I'm an Aluminum Man. We were out of tin, but we had a lot of aluminum foil.
Haruka: *Pops head in* Heero's an Alumi-
Sapphire: Haruka…my story.
Haruka: Oh, Gomen. Bye! *Pops head back out*
Sapphire: Wait, I thought you were supposed to not be able to move.
Heero: That's a Tin Man, I'm an Aluminum Man. Leave myself vulnerable to attack? I think not.
Sapphire: *shrugs, then gasps* HEERO WANTS A HEART!!!
Haruka: *pops head in again* Heero wants… *sees Sapphire* Oh, Gomen.
Heero: Hn…Your dream, not mine.
Sapphire: That's okay. Trowa wants a brain.
Trowa: How can you live without a heart, Heero?
Sapphire: He's HEERO.
Heero: How can you live without a brain?
Trowa: Have you MET Duo?
Heero: Good point.
Sapphire: ANYWAYS! Come on, Scarecrow Trowa, Come on Tin…er…Aluminum Man Heero. We're off to see the Wizard!
Trowa: The Wonderful Wizard of Odd!
Heero: I swear, if you break into song, omae a koruso…
Sapphire and Trowa: BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!
Heero: I'm going to have to listen to this all the way?
Sapphire: I want to be Japanese.
Trowa: Where'd that come from?
Sapphire: Heero.
Heero: Me?
Sapphire: *Shrugs* It'd be better than being a Texan…everyone thinks I have a horse and a big hat and an oil well in my backyard and that I've never heard of ice!!
Trowa: Would you prefer being French where people think you don't bathe?
Sapphire: Ew, no.
Heero: I'm just going to follow this frog here.
Mellow Thick Toad: *Jumps up and thwacks Heero* I'm a Toad, you baka!
Sapphire: Aww…and I didn't have my camera.
Trowa: Guess the Toad isn't so mellow, is he?
Sapphire: And he can jump pretty high for being so thick.
So off our group goes, Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Aluminum Man Heero…
Haruka: HEE-CHAN!! Wait for me!!
Haruka is suddenly hit by lightning and disappears. God, I love being an Authoress. As I was saying, Sapphire, Scarecrow Trowa, Aluminum Man Heero, Charcy, and The Mellow-Until-You-Call-Him-A-Frog Thick Toad head towards Odd, yet again.
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Authoress: Well, That's chapter 4. Stayed tuned for Chapter 5! Don't forget! Be a responsible reader and review! Because if you don't… *whistles* HANS! *A short, fat, very pale man walks up* Hey! You're not Hans!
Friedrich: Well, you see…Hans ran off with my girlfriend Olga last night and well, he told me to tell you to take this job and…well, I don't feel like repeating it here. *whispers it in her ear*
Authoress: He SAID that?! That's it, he's fired.
Fred: I think he quit.
Authoress: NOT THE POINT! Who am I going to get to threaten these nice people?
Fred: We could always get my brother Nancy.
Authoress: NANCY? Who's going to be scared of someone named… *a VERY tall muscular, very tan man walks up* Nancy?
Nancy: Is this where I apply for the threatening job? *Nancy takes a piece of Carbon and squeezes it into a diamond*
Authoress: *stares up at him then nods* Uh-huh…you got the job…
Nancy: Good.
Authoress: Well, uh, there you go, Read and Review or…I'm going to call you Butch from now on okay?
Nancy/Butch: Alright
Authoress: R&R or BUTCH will come after you!