1 Authors Note: I understand that somebody had an idea like this but I
swear it'll be different. I swear.
2 Dawnmister Chronicles
Dear Diary,
I hate my sister so much. She's making us move to some stupid place called Sunnydale. I mean my life is in LA, but does she care? No. All she cares about is herself. She wakes up in the morning and say "Look at me. I'm so special. Maybe today I can burn down the school gym, getting me kicked out of school. Then I can blame it on vampires. Things that aren't really. Then we can move." I think the only reason she did it was because her stupid boyfriend dumped her.
In two days I'm going to have to move and it sucks. Not only that, but now everybody at school refers to me as the sister to the psycho. It's embarrassing. Even my best friend Amber says stuff like that. I'm a total loner. At least I won't ever have to see them again.
I have to go. My moms yelling at me to go to dinner. Maybe I can yell at Buffy and make her cry. Sounds like a plan.
Bye,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
We're leaving now. I'm suppose to be packing up, but I have all these feelings I'd like to express. I hate my sister! She is such a pain. Right now she's not even helping. She's just crying 'cause Mom yelled at her for making us move. And she deserved it. But when I saw her crying I sort of felt sorry for her. Maybe she did have a reason for burning down the gym. But right now I don't care because I have to move away. Away from Dad, away from my friends, away from everything. And it's all because of her. How fair is that?
Amber and I were crying. I hate to have to leave her, even if she was laughing along with everybody else. We had been best friends for 8 years. I promised to write everyday and that's what I plan to do.
I should finish packing up. Or maybe I can guilt trip Buffy into doing it for me. Whatever. Like it would even make a difference. I hate her!
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
We have now arrived in Sunnydale, the most boring place on the planet. There is NOTHING to do. The park is all broken and stupid. I bet babies wouldn't even want to go there. There is a Starbucks but come on. I'm 11 not 40. I was wishing for a welcoming committee or something but nobody even bothered to say hello. Well, maybe to Mom but not to me. It's like all the kids in this town are dead. Scary thought.
I continue to hate my sister, even more everyday. Not even an hour ago she asked me, "Dawnie, do you want to look around town with me?" I of coarse said no. She should be glad I said anything at all. I just ran out of the room. She thinks a hug is going to fix this, it isn't though. I'm never going to forgive her. She doesn't deserve it. She acts like she is the most important being in the world. But newsflash: She isn't I will continue to hate her forever.
Oh! Phone call. Got to run. I'll right later.
Later
The phone call was from this girl name Melissa. She wanted to invite me over her house for a small party with almost every kid she knows in this pitiful town. Mom said I can go. Maybe I'll make some friends. This day is starting to look up already.
Leaving now,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
I got home late last night. Mom wasn't mad that she had to pick me up around 9:30. I am so grateful. The party was okay. I met Melissa, who was super nice to me. I also met Sarah, she was okay but sort of snobby. Or she seemed that way. There was also Janice. I think she's sort o a rebel. I'm not like that, but I guess that shouldn't stop a friendship.
When I got home, Buffy was sitting on the couch watching TV. I said "hello". I guess I forgot I was mad at her. Mom wanted me to go to bed, but Buffy convinced her to let me stay up until the show was over. It was nice. We just sat there, watching television. But I'm still mad.
I miss Amber. I sent her a letter today. I can't wait to get her reply. School starts tomorrow. I've never been this excited about school. It's scary.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
I made a bunch of friends today. So did Buffy. I brought Melissa over and Buffy brought Cordelia. Cordelia's a lot like Sarah. I can tell she's popular by the way she stands. It's weird. I'm afraid Buffy's going to become popular, then ruin it, make my friends hate me, and then make me move away.
Melissa was asking a bunch of questions about my sister and Cordelia was talking a lot about her dress. Buffy and I just stared at each other nodding to our friends. It was funny 'cause I think I tuned them out. When I began listening again, Melissa said that it was interesting what I had to say. I wanted to laugh. But I wouldn't dare.
Dear Diary,
Can you believe Buffy got in trouble already? I heard Mom the phone talking about Buffy skipping classes. She is so going to get busted. Buffy just came home. I'm going to listen to what they have to say. I'll be right back.
An hour later
Buffy got grounded and now she's sneaking out. I would tell Mom but I think it would be way too much fun to watch her. I'll write more about what happened tomorrow. And I STILL hate her.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
Last night was amazing. My sister is like a super hero or something. I cannot believe it. When she blamed the blowing up the gym on vampires I thought she was just being a pain, when she was really being some powerful hero girl, or something. I keep thinking that this can't be happening.
Buffy is something called the slayer. When she said that I said, "I love that band!" I felt pretty stupid. A slayer is a girl with all this power to fight vampires and other demons. She doesn't really have a choice. It's just something she has to do. She has to put her life on the line so that the world doesn't end.
Last night. I followed Buffy to someplace called the Bronze. It's a night club or something. She was there with some older guy. I heard her call him Giles. She was also there with a girl named Willow and this really cute guy named Xander. When Buffy found me she started yelling. But that Xander guy was really nice and he started making jokes. I was cracking up.
Buffy told Xander and Willow to watch me. Buffy went the other way followed by the old guy. Xander and Willow started to talk. That's when I snuck away. I followed Buffy, yet again. I found a way in and watched as Buffy started fighting this guy with a weird face.
Long story short, she fought and she won. The guy turned to dust! Man I wish I had that on tape! Buffy explained to me about the whole slayer thing and how I can't tell mom.
The worst part of this is, that wasn't even the worst part (is this sad or what?), even though Buffy saved everyone they found some way to put the blame on her.
My sister is a hero. I don't hate her any more. She's the coolest. I don't care what they say about her, she saved all those people and they'll realize it soon enough.
Got to go,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
My sister may be a hero, but right now she's a major pain in my ass.
2 Dawnmister Chronicles
Dear Diary,
I hate my sister so much. She's making us move to some stupid place called Sunnydale. I mean my life is in LA, but does she care? No. All she cares about is herself. She wakes up in the morning and say "Look at me. I'm so special. Maybe today I can burn down the school gym, getting me kicked out of school. Then I can blame it on vampires. Things that aren't really. Then we can move." I think the only reason she did it was because her stupid boyfriend dumped her.
In two days I'm going to have to move and it sucks. Not only that, but now everybody at school refers to me as the sister to the psycho. It's embarrassing. Even my best friend Amber says stuff like that. I'm a total loner. At least I won't ever have to see them again.
I have to go. My moms yelling at me to go to dinner. Maybe I can yell at Buffy and make her cry. Sounds like a plan.
Bye,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
We're leaving now. I'm suppose to be packing up, but I have all these feelings I'd like to express. I hate my sister! She is such a pain. Right now she's not even helping. She's just crying 'cause Mom yelled at her for making us move. And she deserved it. But when I saw her crying I sort of felt sorry for her. Maybe she did have a reason for burning down the gym. But right now I don't care because I have to move away. Away from Dad, away from my friends, away from everything. And it's all because of her. How fair is that?
Amber and I were crying. I hate to have to leave her, even if she was laughing along with everybody else. We had been best friends for 8 years. I promised to write everyday and that's what I plan to do.
I should finish packing up. Or maybe I can guilt trip Buffy into doing it for me. Whatever. Like it would even make a difference. I hate her!
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
We have now arrived in Sunnydale, the most boring place on the planet. There is NOTHING to do. The park is all broken and stupid. I bet babies wouldn't even want to go there. There is a Starbucks but come on. I'm 11 not 40. I was wishing for a welcoming committee or something but nobody even bothered to say hello. Well, maybe to Mom but not to me. It's like all the kids in this town are dead. Scary thought.
I continue to hate my sister, even more everyday. Not even an hour ago she asked me, "Dawnie, do you want to look around town with me?" I of coarse said no. She should be glad I said anything at all. I just ran out of the room. She thinks a hug is going to fix this, it isn't though. I'm never going to forgive her. She doesn't deserve it. She acts like she is the most important being in the world. But newsflash: She isn't I will continue to hate her forever.
Oh! Phone call. Got to run. I'll right later.
Later
The phone call was from this girl name Melissa. She wanted to invite me over her house for a small party with almost every kid she knows in this pitiful town. Mom said I can go. Maybe I'll make some friends. This day is starting to look up already.
Leaving now,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
I got home late last night. Mom wasn't mad that she had to pick me up around 9:30. I am so grateful. The party was okay. I met Melissa, who was super nice to me. I also met Sarah, she was okay but sort of snobby. Or she seemed that way. There was also Janice. I think she's sort o a rebel. I'm not like that, but I guess that shouldn't stop a friendship.
When I got home, Buffy was sitting on the couch watching TV. I said "hello". I guess I forgot I was mad at her. Mom wanted me to go to bed, but Buffy convinced her to let me stay up until the show was over. It was nice. We just sat there, watching television. But I'm still mad.
I miss Amber. I sent her a letter today. I can't wait to get her reply. School starts tomorrow. I've never been this excited about school. It's scary.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
I made a bunch of friends today. So did Buffy. I brought Melissa over and Buffy brought Cordelia. Cordelia's a lot like Sarah. I can tell she's popular by the way she stands. It's weird. I'm afraid Buffy's going to become popular, then ruin it, make my friends hate me, and then make me move away.
Melissa was asking a bunch of questions about my sister and Cordelia was talking a lot about her dress. Buffy and I just stared at each other nodding to our friends. It was funny 'cause I think I tuned them out. When I began listening again, Melissa said that it was interesting what I had to say. I wanted to laugh. But I wouldn't dare.
Dear Diary,
Can you believe Buffy got in trouble already? I heard Mom the phone talking about Buffy skipping classes. She is so going to get busted. Buffy just came home. I'm going to listen to what they have to say. I'll be right back.
An hour later
Buffy got grounded and now she's sneaking out. I would tell Mom but I think it would be way too much fun to watch her. I'll write more about what happened tomorrow. And I STILL hate her.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
Last night was amazing. My sister is like a super hero or something. I cannot believe it. When she blamed the blowing up the gym on vampires I thought she was just being a pain, when she was really being some powerful hero girl, or something. I keep thinking that this can't be happening.
Buffy is something called the slayer. When she said that I said, "I love that band!" I felt pretty stupid. A slayer is a girl with all this power to fight vampires and other demons. She doesn't really have a choice. It's just something she has to do. She has to put her life on the line so that the world doesn't end.
Last night. I followed Buffy to someplace called the Bronze. It's a night club or something. She was there with some older guy. I heard her call him Giles. She was also there with a girl named Willow and this really cute guy named Xander. When Buffy found me she started yelling. But that Xander guy was really nice and he started making jokes. I was cracking up.
Buffy told Xander and Willow to watch me. Buffy went the other way followed by the old guy. Xander and Willow started to talk. That's when I snuck away. I followed Buffy, yet again. I found a way in and watched as Buffy started fighting this guy with a weird face.
Long story short, she fought and she won. The guy turned to dust! Man I wish I had that on tape! Buffy explained to me about the whole slayer thing and how I can't tell mom.
The worst part of this is, that wasn't even the worst part (is this sad or what?), even though Buffy saved everyone they found some way to put the blame on her.
My sister is a hero. I don't hate her any more. She's the coolest. I don't care what they say about her, she saved all those people and they'll realize it soon enough.
Got to go,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
My sister may be a hero, but right now she's a major pain in my ass.