1 Dawnmeister Chronicles
A/N: I wrote more out of politeness but I doubt I'll do anymore. Well maybe…
Dear Diary,
Things haven't been going very well. Mom won't let anybody come over. Not even my friends. It's not fair.
I asked Buffy what happened while she was gone. She refuses to tell me anything. I hate that. So I said, "I covered your ass while you were gone. You owe me."
So she said" Lets just say I went through hell."
That doesn't tell me what happened. I want to know. There must be some reason she came back. She is so annoying. I wonder if she was speaking in code. This is so sad. I'm actually wondering what happened to her when my life is on the brink of greatness.
Lily, the new girl, started to date Misfit, which got him off my back. And Janice is jealous all of a sudden. How sad.
Dinner now,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
When Buffy came home she was acting all bitter. She probably got beaten up by some ugly spider monster. Mom was upset because she was patrolling. She said, "Do you want me to die of a heart attack?" I didn't find that too funny. If Mom died I don't know what I'd do. I would probably die with her. I wouldn't last a week. I can't live with her.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
At dinner tonight, Faith came over. She is so cool. She wears cool clothes. She has the coolest stories. And she's a slayer. Buffy is so jealous because she's a better slayer then she is. I wish she was my sister instead of Buffy.
Well, I don't think that I should say that. Buffy did save my life a bunch of times. But I'm sure that Faith would too, and she wouldn't even get involved with a vampire that can turn into a psycho and kill us all, possibly destroying the world with it. Ugh. I'm going to go to bed.
All this talk about Angel is getting me sick. I'm so glad he's out of our lives FOREVER!
I'm out,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
No fair! Buffy got grounded (along with me) for setting a vamp on fire out side, while I was watching, and she gets to go out to some Homecoming dance with Scott. Scott is such a moron. He was doing this stupid magic trick. He's like "Is this your card?" "No" "This one?" "No" "This one?" "No" "Okay good because it has to be this one." He pulled a card out of his shirt. "No" "oh"
It was the first one. I just wanted him to be embarrass him. I wonder if it worked.
Dawn
Dear Diary,
Finally! Scott and Buffy broke up! The only thing wrong with this picture is that Buffy isn't that upset. Not that I wanted her to be, it's just he was her boyfriend and she doesn't even care. I wonder if she has somebody else. Not that she was cheating on Scott. Buffy would never do that. I think.
But what if she had a crush on somebody else or even an old boyfriend and they had asked her out while she was still out with Scott. She said no and he said come back to me when you're ready. Now that she's ready she can go out with him.
Nah, I guess that's the beach novels talking.
Bye for now,
Dawn
A/N: I wrote more out of politeness but I doubt I'll do anymore. Well maybe…
Dear Diary,
Things haven't been going very well. Mom won't let anybody come over. Not even my friends. It's not fair.
I asked Buffy what happened while she was gone. She refuses to tell me anything. I hate that. So I said, "I covered your ass while you were gone. You owe me."
So she said" Lets just say I went through hell."
That doesn't tell me what happened. I want to know. There must be some reason she came back. She is so annoying. I wonder if she was speaking in code. This is so sad. I'm actually wondering what happened to her when my life is on the brink of greatness.
Lily, the new girl, started to date Misfit, which got him off my back. And Janice is jealous all of a sudden. How sad.
Dinner now,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
When Buffy came home she was acting all bitter. She probably got beaten up by some ugly spider monster. Mom was upset because she was patrolling. She said, "Do you want me to die of a heart attack?" I didn't find that too funny. If Mom died I don't know what I'd do. I would probably die with her. I wouldn't last a week. I can't live with her.
Later,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
At dinner tonight, Faith came over. She is so cool. She wears cool clothes. She has the coolest stories. And she's a slayer. Buffy is so jealous because she's a better slayer then she is. I wish she was my sister instead of Buffy.
Well, I don't think that I should say that. Buffy did save my life a bunch of times. But I'm sure that Faith would too, and she wouldn't even get involved with a vampire that can turn into a psycho and kill us all, possibly destroying the world with it. Ugh. I'm going to go to bed.
All this talk about Angel is getting me sick. I'm so glad he's out of our lives FOREVER!
I'm out,
Dawn
Dear Diary,
No fair! Buffy got grounded (along with me) for setting a vamp on fire out side, while I was watching, and she gets to go out to some Homecoming dance with Scott. Scott is such a moron. He was doing this stupid magic trick. He's like "Is this your card?" "No" "This one?" "No" "This one?" "No" "Okay good because it has to be this one." He pulled a card out of his shirt. "No" "oh"
It was the first one. I just wanted him to be embarrass him. I wonder if it worked.
Dawn
Dear Diary,
Finally! Scott and Buffy broke up! The only thing wrong with this picture is that Buffy isn't that upset. Not that I wanted her to be, it's just he was her boyfriend and she doesn't even care. I wonder if she has somebody else. Not that she was cheating on Scott. Buffy would never do that. I think.
But what if she had a crush on somebody else or even an old boyfriend and they had asked her out while she was still out with Scott. She said no and he said come back to me when you're ready. Now that she's ready she can go out with him.
Nah, I guess that's the beach novels talking.
Bye for now,
Dawn