Disclaimer: Okie dokie! I own NOTHING besides Sapphire Skye and a kitten
named Sammie, OR Quatre-Neko. Ermm.yeah.BTW.these little periods that just
seem to interrupt everything.(don't periods ALWAYS interrupt stuff?)
they're meant to be ellipses. You know, those three little dots?
Anyways.FF.net.has screwed me over with them. I use then often. So I'm
going to start making them like this . . . hehehe! ANYWAYS! Enough
chitchat, I promised Quatre-Neko he could claw at my leg until I finished
this chapter, as motivation, you see! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
A/N- All right, I seem to have been misunderstood. I am not a Relena Basher.she just happened to fit the part perfectly, and you know what? I may not make her die . . . eehh..Anyways! I'm sad to say that this will be the last chapter of the Wizard of Odd. *Cries* Yeah, I know. . . sad sad. BUT! I AM taking challenges! If you want to see a classic movie or something parodied, just come to me! Leave it on my review board! Don't forget to read my OTHER stories! I have other comedies out there, and some romance crap of whatever. Now..HERE WE GO!!!
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Authoress: So our group goes running to go kill Relena, for Zechs. . . I'm so not going to get used to that. And eventually, the reach Relena's castle. They're standing on a ridge looking down at it in this valley. They see hundreds of Duos walking around like guards.
Sapphire: I see hundreds of Duos walking around like guards.
Authoress: *finally losing it* I JUST SAID THAT! ALL THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE STORY YOU HAVE REPEATED SOMETHING I SAID! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! WHY ARE YOU WASTING BREATH ON SOMETHING EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS???
Sapphire: Duo paid me to keep doing it.
Authoress: *snaps head toward the Duos* He did, did he? *clears throat* All of the sudden the Duos were suddenly dressed in pink ballet outfits.
Duos: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Authoress: Duo, I have control over this story. *evil grin* Now, Just as suddenly the Duos went back to wearing all black.
Duos: *scared stiff to say anything, in fear of having to wear pink ballet outfits again*
Authoress: WELL? Get to chanting!!!
Duos: Ye-yes Miss Authoress person, ma'am. OR-E-O! YOOO-PLAIT! OR-E-O YOOOO- PLAIT!
Heero: He's chanting about Oreos and Yoplait. . .
Trowa: Well, he IS Duo, despite the fact that there's tons of them.
Heero: I suppose you're right.
Leiko: *appears suddenly* Duo! Ssss! KAWAII!!! *glomps all of them*
Sapphire: Leiko!!!
Leiko: *bows* Gomen. *Glomps the last Duo and runs out*
Quatre: All. . .right. Well how do we get past them?
Sapphire: I have an idea. DUO! FREE BUFFET 20 MILES EAST OF HERE!
Authoress: The crowd of Duos runs off to eat, and our group runs inside the castle. Heero however is stuck with the job of closing the gate, so the group is ahead of him by about 100 feet. They arrive in a large throne room.
Relena: Hey! What are you doing here? Where's all my guards?
Sapphire: Eating. NOW! We have to kill you so we can get our stuff.
Relena: That's not very nice.
Trowa: Yeah, but if I get a brain, Sapphire with stop thwacking me and calling me a baka.
Sapphire: Shut up you baka! *thwacks him*
Trowa: Ow. . .see what I mean?
Relena: All right, now just how to you plan on killing me?
Authoress: Heero walks in, having closed the gate and caught up with our group.
Heero: Sorry I'm late, That gate's hard to mess with.
Relena: HEERO!!! *starts running over to Heero*
Heero: *pulls out a gun and shoots Relena*
BOOM!
Chibi-Wufeis: *pop in* Ding Dong, Relena's dead!
Authoress: So Quatre takes a picture with a Poloroid camera, and then run back to Odd to see the Zechs, er. . . the Wizard. They run into his office and show him the Poloroid.
Zechs: *looking at the picture* Relena. . .No. . . *he looks at the group* You killed my sister!
Authoress: The group looks around for a few seconds confuzzled. Zechs and Relena were siblings?
Sapphire: Yeah, well, you told us to!!
Zechs: SO?!
Heero: Just give us our stuff, damnit, before I shoot you too.
Trowa: You better do it. He's trigger-happy.
Zechs: All right, fine, fine. *Taps Trowa on the head* There you have a brain.
Trowa: YES! No more bakaness!
Sapphire: *mutters* baka. . .
Zechs: *pokes Heero on the chest* There, a heart.
Heero: I feel like writing poetry!
Haruka: *pops her head in* Heero got a heart! Eep, Gomen. *pops head back out*
Zechs: *kicks Quatre in the shins* There! Courage!
Quatre: OW! That hurt!
Sapphire: *rushes over to him and glomps him* Aww, my poor Q-kun!
Authoress: Lightning suddenly strikes Sapphire.
Sapphire: *coughs smoke*
Authoress: MINE.
Zechs: And you, Sister killer, I have to go home anyways, to make funeral preparations. I suppose I could drop you off.
Sapphire: I get to go home!
Authoress: So later that day Zechs is there with a shuttle. He's getting ready to take off when Charcy jumps out of shuttle door before it's closing. Sapphire runs after him, and Zechs closes the door and takes off. Sapphire runs back up.
Sapphire: HEY! COME BACK!
Zechs: I can't!
Sapphire: Yes, you can! You're in a shuttle!
Zechs: Oh yeah. . .WELL YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Sapphire: YOU TOLD ME TOO!!!
Zechs: SO?! *Flies off*
Demonika: *appears* Hey! Wait. . . Why didn't I get a scene where I yell Kawaii and glomp my bishie?
Authoress: Because you changed fave Bishie from Duo to Trowa in the middle of the story. After Trowa, but before Duo. So too bad.
Demonika: You are a cruel onna. All right, Sapphire, you ready to wake up?
Sapphire: I guess. What time is it?
Demonika: 9 AM.
Sapphire: Seriously? Dang! I've been here too long. Okay lemme say goodbye. *hugs Trowa and Heero, and glomps Quatre* Bye guys!
Demonika: Alright now just close your eyes, and click the diamond sneakers together three times, and say, "Wake up, you baka." Three times.
Sapphire: *closes her eyes and clicks the sneakers together three times* Wake up, you baka. Wake up, you baka. Wake up you baka.
Authoress: Suddenly Sapphire's eye flutter open and she finds herself in her bed with everyone staring at her.
Sapphire: I just had a dream. And all of ya'll were there!
Authoress: The G-boys and the girls look at her like she's insane, and Wufei mutters a "baka onna." The next night, everyone settled in front of the TV again.
Sapphire: What are we watching this time?
Demonika: Star Wars: Episode One.
Sapphire: *stares at the TV screen. * Oh crap. . .
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Authoress: Well, That's it for Wizard of Odd. I hope you enjoyed it, Cuz I had fun writing it, and screwing with everyone. Now, Star Wars: Episode One. Is this foreshadowing of the next Gundam Wing Movie Parodies? Only Time shall tell. You Relena-basher got what you wanted. Relena died, and at the hands of Heero. THIS IS NOT A TREND! I like Relena, except when she causes Heero to get hurt because he's trying to protect her or whatever. . . The "Boom! Ding Dong, Relena's dead" Came from a VERY funny Fanfic I read, that I cannot remember the author or title to for the life of me. If you know please tell me, because I would like to Give them some acknowledgement, because that single line has inspired this whole story, and stories like it to follow. Erm. . .what else? Oh yeah!! I'm taking challenges, because I'd like to continue this series, but I can't do that if I don't have ideas of anything to parody. So, send Requests and Challenges! E-mail me at richkoch@wcnet.net or just post it on the review board. I read my review board over and over again, so believe me, it SHALL be noticed. Hmm, anything else? Questions (confuzzled?), comments (you want to tell me how great I am? hehe), and even flames (it lets me know I gets on peoples nerves) are greatly appreciated. So Read and Review! Because Butch here is on duty 24/7! Right Butch?
Butch: My beautiful Goddess. . .flew away.
Authoress: IT'S A GUY FOR PETE'S SAKE! HE JUST HAS LONG HAIR! ARE YOU BLIND? CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT HE IS A MAN? ARE YOU DEAF? CAN YU NOT HEAR THAT HE IS A MAN?
Butch: *blushes, embarrassedly* I'm sorry. He really did look like a girl. What's wrong with you today? You're yelling at everyone.
Authoress: People are lucky I could hold my temper that long.
Butch: Oh. . .
Authoress: Well, Read and Review, and be waiting for the Next Movie Parody in Gundam Wing Movie Parodies! (Which will be out when I actually WATCH Star Wars: Episode 1) Have Fun!
A/N- All right, I seem to have been misunderstood. I am not a Relena Basher.she just happened to fit the part perfectly, and you know what? I may not make her die . . . eehh..Anyways! I'm sad to say that this will be the last chapter of the Wizard of Odd. *Cries* Yeah, I know. . . sad sad. BUT! I AM taking challenges! If you want to see a classic movie or something parodied, just come to me! Leave it on my review board! Don't forget to read my OTHER stories! I have other comedies out there, and some romance crap of whatever. Now..HERE WE GO!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Authoress: So our group goes running to go kill Relena, for Zechs. . . I'm so not going to get used to that. And eventually, the reach Relena's castle. They're standing on a ridge looking down at it in this valley. They see hundreds of Duos walking around like guards.
Sapphire: I see hundreds of Duos walking around like guards.
Authoress: *finally losing it* I JUST SAID THAT! ALL THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE STORY YOU HAVE REPEATED SOMETHING I SAID! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! WHY ARE YOU WASTING BREATH ON SOMETHING EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS???
Sapphire: Duo paid me to keep doing it.
Authoress: *snaps head toward the Duos* He did, did he? *clears throat* All of the sudden the Duos were suddenly dressed in pink ballet outfits.
Duos: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Authoress: Duo, I have control over this story. *evil grin* Now, Just as suddenly the Duos went back to wearing all black.
Duos: *scared stiff to say anything, in fear of having to wear pink ballet outfits again*
Authoress: WELL? Get to chanting!!!
Duos: Ye-yes Miss Authoress person, ma'am. OR-E-O! YOOO-PLAIT! OR-E-O YOOOO- PLAIT!
Heero: He's chanting about Oreos and Yoplait. . .
Trowa: Well, he IS Duo, despite the fact that there's tons of them.
Heero: I suppose you're right.
Leiko: *appears suddenly* Duo! Ssss! KAWAII!!! *glomps all of them*
Sapphire: Leiko!!!
Leiko: *bows* Gomen. *Glomps the last Duo and runs out*
Quatre: All. . .right. Well how do we get past them?
Sapphire: I have an idea. DUO! FREE BUFFET 20 MILES EAST OF HERE!
Authoress: The crowd of Duos runs off to eat, and our group runs inside the castle. Heero however is stuck with the job of closing the gate, so the group is ahead of him by about 100 feet. They arrive in a large throne room.
Relena: Hey! What are you doing here? Where's all my guards?
Sapphire: Eating. NOW! We have to kill you so we can get our stuff.
Relena: That's not very nice.
Trowa: Yeah, but if I get a brain, Sapphire with stop thwacking me and calling me a baka.
Sapphire: Shut up you baka! *thwacks him*
Trowa: Ow. . .see what I mean?
Relena: All right, now just how to you plan on killing me?
Authoress: Heero walks in, having closed the gate and caught up with our group.
Heero: Sorry I'm late, That gate's hard to mess with.
Relena: HEERO!!! *starts running over to Heero*
Heero: *pulls out a gun and shoots Relena*
BOOM!
Chibi-Wufeis: *pop in* Ding Dong, Relena's dead!
Authoress: So Quatre takes a picture with a Poloroid camera, and then run back to Odd to see the Zechs, er. . . the Wizard. They run into his office and show him the Poloroid.
Zechs: *looking at the picture* Relena. . .No. . . *he looks at the group* You killed my sister!
Authoress: The group looks around for a few seconds confuzzled. Zechs and Relena were siblings?
Sapphire: Yeah, well, you told us to!!
Zechs: SO?!
Heero: Just give us our stuff, damnit, before I shoot you too.
Trowa: You better do it. He's trigger-happy.
Zechs: All right, fine, fine. *Taps Trowa on the head* There you have a brain.
Trowa: YES! No more bakaness!
Sapphire: *mutters* baka. . .
Zechs: *pokes Heero on the chest* There, a heart.
Heero: I feel like writing poetry!
Haruka: *pops her head in* Heero got a heart! Eep, Gomen. *pops head back out*
Zechs: *kicks Quatre in the shins* There! Courage!
Quatre: OW! That hurt!
Sapphire: *rushes over to him and glomps him* Aww, my poor Q-kun!
Authoress: Lightning suddenly strikes Sapphire.
Sapphire: *coughs smoke*
Authoress: MINE.
Zechs: And you, Sister killer, I have to go home anyways, to make funeral preparations. I suppose I could drop you off.
Sapphire: I get to go home!
Authoress: So later that day Zechs is there with a shuttle. He's getting ready to take off when Charcy jumps out of shuttle door before it's closing. Sapphire runs after him, and Zechs closes the door and takes off. Sapphire runs back up.
Sapphire: HEY! COME BACK!
Zechs: I can't!
Sapphire: Yes, you can! You're in a shuttle!
Zechs: Oh yeah. . .WELL YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Sapphire: YOU TOLD ME TOO!!!
Zechs: SO?! *Flies off*
Demonika: *appears* Hey! Wait. . . Why didn't I get a scene where I yell Kawaii and glomp my bishie?
Authoress: Because you changed fave Bishie from Duo to Trowa in the middle of the story. After Trowa, but before Duo. So too bad.
Demonika: You are a cruel onna. All right, Sapphire, you ready to wake up?
Sapphire: I guess. What time is it?
Demonika: 9 AM.
Sapphire: Seriously? Dang! I've been here too long. Okay lemme say goodbye. *hugs Trowa and Heero, and glomps Quatre* Bye guys!
Demonika: Alright now just close your eyes, and click the diamond sneakers together three times, and say, "Wake up, you baka." Three times.
Sapphire: *closes her eyes and clicks the sneakers together three times* Wake up, you baka. Wake up, you baka. Wake up you baka.
Authoress: Suddenly Sapphire's eye flutter open and she finds herself in her bed with everyone staring at her.
Sapphire: I just had a dream. And all of ya'll were there!
Authoress: The G-boys and the girls look at her like she's insane, and Wufei mutters a "baka onna." The next night, everyone settled in front of the TV again.
Sapphire: What are we watching this time?
Demonika: Star Wars: Episode One.
Sapphire: *stares at the TV screen. * Oh crap. . .
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Authoress: Well, That's it for Wizard of Odd. I hope you enjoyed it, Cuz I had fun writing it, and screwing with everyone. Now, Star Wars: Episode One. Is this foreshadowing of the next Gundam Wing Movie Parodies? Only Time shall tell. You Relena-basher got what you wanted. Relena died, and at the hands of Heero. THIS IS NOT A TREND! I like Relena, except when she causes Heero to get hurt because he's trying to protect her or whatever. . . The "Boom! Ding Dong, Relena's dead" Came from a VERY funny Fanfic I read, that I cannot remember the author or title to for the life of me. If you know please tell me, because I would like to Give them some acknowledgement, because that single line has inspired this whole story, and stories like it to follow. Erm. . .what else? Oh yeah!! I'm taking challenges, because I'd like to continue this series, but I can't do that if I don't have ideas of anything to parody. So, send Requests and Challenges! E-mail me at richkoch@wcnet.net or just post it on the review board. I read my review board over and over again, so believe me, it SHALL be noticed. Hmm, anything else? Questions (confuzzled?), comments (you want to tell me how great I am? hehe), and even flames (it lets me know I gets on peoples nerves) are greatly appreciated. So Read and Review! Because Butch here is on duty 24/7! Right Butch?
Butch: My beautiful Goddess. . .flew away.
Authoress: IT'S A GUY FOR PETE'S SAKE! HE JUST HAS LONG HAIR! ARE YOU BLIND? CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT HE IS A MAN? ARE YOU DEAF? CAN YU NOT HEAR THAT HE IS A MAN?
Butch: *blushes, embarrassedly* I'm sorry. He really did look like a girl. What's wrong with you today? You're yelling at everyone.
Authoress: People are lucky I could hold my temper that long.
Butch: Oh. . .
Authoress: Well, Read and Review, and be waiting for the Next Movie Parody in Gundam Wing Movie Parodies! (Which will be out when I actually WATCH Star Wars: Episode 1) Have Fun!