A/N- I've finally gotten around to starting the next chapter. God, it's
been, what, a month? Or so since I put up that announcement about my cat.
Well, sadly, she is no longer among us.. BUT that is no excuse for me to
disregard my ff.net account! So I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack with a
vengeance! Oh, and go read the original fic I'm writing. I need some
reviews!
Disclaimer- No, I still don't own IY (and I still can't spell disclaimer right. In my mind it is spelled disclamer)
Aww. you guys are really nice, all those reviews telling me that you are sorry about my cat. it really does make me feel better.
And now.. (finally).
LOVE BOAT Chapter 6 Endparty
Naraku managed to somehow fall on his head, effectively knocking himself out.
"AHG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING! GET IT OFF ME!!" Kouga, who had recovered from the shock of seeing Miroku, shoved Naraku off him and stood up, dusting himself off.
Everyone in the room turned at Kouga's sudden outburst, and all went silent.
"MIROKU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
All eyes turned to Miroku.
"Uh.. Taking a cruise?" he offered weakly.
"AND YOU BROUGHT THAT DOGTURD WITH YOU?!" he pointed at Inuyasha.
Now one and all were staring at Inuyasha.
"DOGTURD? YOU PIECE OF WOLFSHIT!"
Inuyasha jumped across the room, tackling Kouga and pinning him up to the wall with one hand around his throat, ready to strangle him.
"Sure" Kouga spat. "YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAG OF A DOGTURD!!!"
"Why I oughta-"
"BREAK IT UP! NOW!!!" Cruise Director Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
The room fell silent.
"Now, you just put him down and remember this- THERE WILL BE NO MORE FIGHTING ON THIS CRUISE!" and with that she stalked over to the doorway to see what had happened there and why someone was lying there knocked out.
"What a woman!" Miroku immediately changed his target from Kagome to Sango.
"Hey, you need any help?" He leaned casually against the wall next to the door.
"No." Sango was already in a bad enough mood without having a weirdo try to pick her up.
"Really?"
"Yes. Now go away"
Shrugging, Miroku walked off.
"Ugh." her attention was suddenly turned back to the person lying on the floor.
He raised his head "Where am I? Who're you?" he said in a dazed voice.
"Ah. you're on a cruise, and I'm the cruise director.."
He pulled himself up, pushing his tangled mane of black hair off his face. " A cruise.? I don't remember that. In fact, I don't remember much of anything."
Sango looked at him questioningly * Doesn't remember anything? Amnesia, perhaps? *
"Look mister, you better come with me to the ship's hospital wing" she grabbed his hand and started dragging him off.
***
In all the confusion, Sesshoumaru managed to slip away from that girl.
* God, what's wrong with me? I was actually dancing, probably making a fool of myself! *
He stumbled back to his room.
Just inside, on one of the tables next to the bed stat 2 empty bottles of vodka and a wine glass.
* That explains a lot * he thought glumly as he sank down on the bed.
* I'm going to have one hell of a hangover * was his last coherent thought before he slumped backwards and sleep claimed him.
***
Inuyasha plopped down on the bed in his cabin and began randomly surfing the available TV channels.
*God.this day was such a disaster, even Kouga had to show up and insult me. Damn, this was supposed to be a relaxing cruise. Sesshoumaru was probably just dancing with that girl to show me that he's so much better; that they all flock to him. *
~*It's true*~ that annoying little voice in his head whispered.
~*He's better than you and he knows it*~ it voice taunted.
"Well. Then I'll just have to show him who's really better," Inuyasha mumbled to nobody in particular, just to shut up the voice in his head.
Then he turned over and fell asleep to the sound of the ocean waves.
***
Sango staggered back to her room.
That guy that had hit his head at the dance really didn't remember anything. at least his name was listed on the ship's register.
His name was Naraku. Just Naraku. no last name or anything.
So there was no way of finding out if he even had a family.
*ugh.at least there's no one to sue us.Oh what am I thinking.*
She never got to answer her own mental question; someone was pounding on the door.
*At this time of night? Who the heck.*
She peered out the peephole.
*Oh great. It's that freak. What's he trying to do, stalk me? *
Miroku was standing outside her door, holding a bouquet of roses.
*That's sweet of him. Guess I better let him in.*
She unlocked the door and opened it.
"Hi!" he greeted her with a cheerful smile "Everyone seemed to be giving you a hard time so I thought I'd make it up to you." He offered her the roses, which she took carefully.
"Thank you" she said politely.
"Ah.. no problem. You deserve them after how rude my friend was. He doesn't try to cause trouble, but he doesn't try to prevent it either."
"Ah." She tried to sound wise but really she was quite confused.
*His friend.? Oh. he must mean that white-haired boy. *
"Also, I have a question for you."
Sango snapped back into Cruise Director Mode "That's what I'm here for!"
"Will you bear my child?" he reached around and groped her.
"You-you-you HENTAI PERVERT!!" she screamed, shoving him out the door and slamming it in his face.
"Hey.!" she heard his muffled voice say, "What was that for?"
"Go away" she mumbled in the general direction of the door
* I really should get some sleep.ouch! *
She looked down to the hand that was still holding the roses. A thorn had stabbed her palm and a thin stream was of blood trickling down the side of her hand.
She set the roses down on a table and washed her hand off in the sink.
As she wrapped a bandage around the cut, she thought about what to do with the roses.
*They are pretty. I guess I might as well keep them *
She tied off the bandage and looked around for a suitable vase. Finding nothing, she, on a sudden burst of inspiration, grabbed the coffee pot and filled it with water.
She set the roses in it, tilting them so the pot didn't fall over.
And collapsed into her bed.
***
A/N- Wha'd ya think? It's been well over a month since my last update. gah. Good news! My sister is going to band camp tomorrow so I won't have to fight for the pc! That means I'll have another chapter out Wednesday or Thursday! Yay! I'm working on a really weird fic right now. I suppose that one will be up by the end of the week. It's a hard one to write. And I also have a really dark, depressing Inu/Kag fic I'm gonna write. I have no idea when I'll get around to that. but in the meantime. Go read Returner Azumi, my 'original anime/manga' fic! It's got 2 chapters as of today!
Disclaimer- No, I still don't own IY (and I still can't spell disclaimer right. In my mind it is spelled disclamer)
Aww. you guys are really nice, all those reviews telling me that you are sorry about my cat. it really does make me feel better.
And now.. (finally).
LOVE BOAT Chapter 6 Endparty
Naraku managed to somehow fall on his head, effectively knocking himself out.
"AHG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING! GET IT OFF ME!!" Kouga, who had recovered from the shock of seeing Miroku, shoved Naraku off him and stood up, dusting himself off.
Everyone in the room turned at Kouga's sudden outburst, and all went silent.
"MIROKU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
All eyes turned to Miroku.
"Uh.. Taking a cruise?" he offered weakly.
"AND YOU BROUGHT THAT DOGTURD WITH YOU?!" he pointed at Inuyasha.
Now one and all were staring at Inuyasha.
"DOGTURD? YOU PIECE OF WOLFSHIT!"
Inuyasha jumped across the room, tackling Kouga and pinning him up to the wall with one hand around his throat, ready to strangle him.
"Sure" Kouga spat. "YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAG OF A DOGTURD!!!"
"Why I oughta-"
"BREAK IT UP! NOW!!!" Cruise Director Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
The room fell silent.
"Now, you just put him down and remember this- THERE WILL BE NO MORE FIGHTING ON THIS CRUISE!" and with that she stalked over to the doorway to see what had happened there and why someone was lying there knocked out.
"What a woman!" Miroku immediately changed his target from Kagome to Sango.
"Hey, you need any help?" He leaned casually against the wall next to the door.
"No." Sango was already in a bad enough mood without having a weirdo try to pick her up.
"Really?"
"Yes. Now go away"
Shrugging, Miroku walked off.
"Ugh." her attention was suddenly turned back to the person lying on the floor.
He raised his head "Where am I? Who're you?" he said in a dazed voice.
"Ah. you're on a cruise, and I'm the cruise director.."
He pulled himself up, pushing his tangled mane of black hair off his face. " A cruise.? I don't remember that. In fact, I don't remember much of anything."
Sango looked at him questioningly * Doesn't remember anything? Amnesia, perhaps? *
"Look mister, you better come with me to the ship's hospital wing" she grabbed his hand and started dragging him off.
***
In all the confusion, Sesshoumaru managed to slip away from that girl.
* God, what's wrong with me? I was actually dancing, probably making a fool of myself! *
He stumbled back to his room.
Just inside, on one of the tables next to the bed stat 2 empty bottles of vodka and a wine glass.
* That explains a lot * he thought glumly as he sank down on the bed.
* I'm going to have one hell of a hangover * was his last coherent thought before he slumped backwards and sleep claimed him.
***
Inuyasha plopped down on the bed in his cabin and began randomly surfing the available TV channels.
*God.this day was such a disaster, even Kouga had to show up and insult me. Damn, this was supposed to be a relaxing cruise. Sesshoumaru was probably just dancing with that girl to show me that he's so much better; that they all flock to him. *
~*It's true*~ that annoying little voice in his head whispered.
~*He's better than you and he knows it*~ it voice taunted.
"Well. Then I'll just have to show him who's really better," Inuyasha mumbled to nobody in particular, just to shut up the voice in his head.
Then he turned over and fell asleep to the sound of the ocean waves.
***
Sango staggered back to her room.
That guy that had hit his head at the dance really didn't remember anything. at least his name was listed on the ship's register.
His name was Naraku. Just Naraku. no last name or anything.
So there was no way of finding out if he even had a family.
*ugh.at least there's no one to sue us.Oh what am I thinking.*
She never got to answer her own mental question; someone was pounding on the door.
*At this time of night? Who the heck.*
She peered out the peephole.
*Oh great. It's that freak. What's he trying to do, stalk me? *
Miroku was standing outside her door, holding a bouquet of roses.
*That's sweet of him. Guess I better let him in.*
She unlocked the door and opened it.
"Hi!" he greeted her with a cheerful smile "Everyone seemed to be giving you a hard time so I thought I'd make it up to you." He offered her the roses, which she took carefully.
"Thank you" she said politely.
"Ah.. no problem. You deserve them after how rude my friend was. He doesn't try to cause trouble, but he doesn't try to prevent it either."
"Ah." She tried to sound wise but really she was quite confused.
*His friend.? Oh. he must mean that white-haired boy. *
"Also, I have a question for you."
Sango snapped back into Cruise Director Mode "That's what I'm here for!"
"Will you bear my child?" he reached around and groped her.
"You-you-you HENTAI PERVERT!!" she screamed, shoving him out the door and slamming it in his face.
"Hey.!" she heard his muffled voice say, "What was that for?"
"Go away" she mumbled in the general direction of the door
* I really should get some sleep.ouch! *
She looked down to the hand that was still holding the roses. A thorn had stabbed her palm and a thin stream was of blood trickling down the side of her hand.
She set the roses down on a table and washed her hand off in the sink.
As she wrapped a bandage around the cut, she thought about what to do with the roses.
*They are pretty. I guess I might as well keep them *
She tied off the bandage and looked around for a suitable vase. Finding nothing, she, on a sudden burst of inspiration, grabbed the coffee pot and filled it with water.
She set the roses in it, tilting them so the pot didn't fall over.
And collapsed into her bed.
***
A/N- Wha'd ya think? It's been well over a month since my last update. gah. Good news! My sister is going to band camp tomorrow so I won't have to fight for the pc! That means I'll have another chapter out Wednesday or Thursday! Yay! I'm working on a really weird fic right now. I suppose that one will be up by the end of the week. It's a hard one to write. And I also have a really dark, depressing Inu/Kag fic I'm gonna write. I have no idea when I'll get around to that. but in the meantime. Go read Returner Azumi, my 'original anime/manga' fic! It's got 2 chapters as of today!