THE DARTH NIX FAN CLUB

The DNFC was created...during class, actually, when we were supposed to be doing homework or something else educational. (Eeeeeewww!!!) After a few people read the story and were sort of a little extremely confused, I decided to add this introduction so people would know what the heck is going on....

QTHNBABWASTWBS (Questions That Have Never Been Asked But We Are Sure They Will Be Soon-you understand why it would be stupid to call them FAQ's):

Q: Who is Darth Nix?
A: Darth Nix is an evil guy. His partner in crime is Shopping Maul, sister of the famous Darth Maul.
Q: How did we come up with these idiotic things?
A: As is understandable, the birth of Nix and S. Maul (not to be confused with D. Maul) was a complete mista- er, accident, born into something new (but still rather stupid). Darth Nix was Sarah's mistake; even though she is perfectly aware that the guy's name is Garth Nix accidently said "Darth Nix". Thus Darth Nix was born.
Shopping Maul was invented by Emily F. and her dad. After seeing STAR WARS EPISODE I, they convinced Emily's little brother that the next Star Wars movie would include Darth Maul's sister, Shopping Maul. And Shopping Maul joined the story.... This stuff is also explained in EPISODE I (see below).
Q: Who are you creeps?
A: We are not creeps, thank you very much! Please take us sorta seriously and don't roll your eyes so much! We are having fun.

Whoa, sugar, sugar!!
Yay, I just had a really, really intelligent idea! (PING!) If you've got more questions, you can leave them in your review and then I can post them! (I'll have to make a new category, though. *Wink*)
~~~AND NOW THE STORY, WHICH IS A LOT MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THIS PAGE~~~