Part Two

"James likes you, Lily." Narcissa said. "I'm telling you."

"Yeah, right." Lily said. "He's the most popular boy in school. Like he'd ever date me."

"Then why do you suppose he keeps asking you out?" She asked.

"Sirius probably put him up to it. Besides… James drives me crazy." Lily said. "He's so…"

"Obnoxious?" Narcissa offered, and they both laughed.

"Yes." Lily said with a smile. "Now Remus is a different story."

"He likes you, too." Narcissa smirked. "I'm not even in Gryffindor and I can tell you that the whole lot of them like you. Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter. I dunno about Frank, but it wouldn't surprise me."

"No, he and Erin are practically married." Lily laughed. "And Peter's still to interested in Molly Andrews. But last I heard she and Arthur were engaged."

"Like Peter had a chance anyway." Narcissa said. "She and Arthur Weasley have been together as long as I've known them."

"Too bad they graduated." Lily said. "Now I don't have Molly to get the whole lot of the Gryffindor testosterone off of MY shoulders."

"Oh, you poor girl." Narcissa said sarcastically. "And the Ravenclaw guys are better? Besides, I have that slimy git Lucius Malfoy after me as well. I'd consider myself lucky if I was you, Lily Evans."

"You know your parents want you to get together with Lucius, don't you?" Lily said. "I can see it every time he sends you an owl over holiday and you burn it."

Narcissa smirked. "My father and Marvolo Malfoy go WAY back, so it wouldn't surprise me. But there is no way in the name of Uric the Oddball am I EVER going to get together with HIM."

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Sirius and James sat on the school grounds eating lunch. They'd decided to go on a picnic. This was mostly just because Narcissa and Lily, the 2 prettiest girls in their year, were eating outside as well.

"Yeh look like Lily an' Narcissa there have gone and ripped yer hearts out with their bare hands." Hagrid said, grinning.

"Hiya Hagrid…" Sirius said, starring in the direction of Narcissa and dripping a bit of Pumpkin Juice on his robes.

"James…?" Hagrid said, giving James a look. "James… JAMES!" He said. James still didn't say anything. Hagrid stomped on James' foot as hard as he could. "JAMES POTTER."

"Sorry…" James said, and rubbed his foot. "That HURT, Hagrid!"

"THEN STOP STARRIN AT LILY AN' NARCISSA! YEH HAVE MORE HORMONES THAN 18 HIPPOGRIFFS IN HEAT!"

"Nice picture." Sirius said sarcastically. He looked down, fighting a smile as Hagrid glared at him.

"Yeh better put your eyes back in yer heads. They're comin' over here."

James looked back toward the grounds and watched in awe as Lily and Narcissa walked towards them.

Hagrid rolled his eyes, threw his hands up in the air and walked away, mumbling under his breath. "Damn sex-crazed teenagers…"